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"boris, dogs are back in 2319" "did last pay check bounce?" "yes" "well, dogs will stay in 2319 then I guess."
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Adventure Pigeon posted:foreign visitors not appreciate dog in hotel room Is five star experience! Something not working? Wake up Sasha, he sleep in your wall, give him Vodka and he fix problems!
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A Buttery Pastry posted:It's excellent planning, a lot of rich Russians got a lot of money out of this! Too bad about the workers not being paid, and eating dog food. the workers will be compensated by allowing them to live in the hotels during and long after the olympics. they get to steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it on the black market, too.
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Fat Ogre posted:It should just be common knowledge at this point that you shouldn't drink or really use the tap water in any country that doesn't speak English by default and even then you should still be cautious. lol yes be very wary if you go to Norway, the natives will probably try to scam you as well
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Phlegmish posted:lol yes be very wary if you go to Norway, the natives will probably try to scam you as well US residents probably wouldn't handle water that clean/chemical free all that well, so the advice stands.
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Phlegmish posted:lol yes be very wary if you go to Norway, the natives will probably try to scam you as well The rest of the world learned this when a little thing called the viking invasions happened. hth
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Adventure Pigeon posted:the workers will be compensated by allowing them to live in the hotels during and long after the olympics. they get to steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it on the black market, too. Fat Ogre posted:The rest of the world learned this when a little thing called the viking invasions happened. hth
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I remember when I was in St Petersburg the tap water in my hotel came out yellow, didn't drink it but I did have a bath in it for some reason The rest of this poo poo is completely loving hysterical, first time I've ever been excited for the winter olympics.
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Fat Ogre posted:The rest of the world learned this when a little thing called the viking invasions happened. hth A raid is not a scam, that is negotiating from a strong position.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:20
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I'm wondering if the Olympic stadium will be as haphazardly put together as the hotels are. Like wild dogs on the bobsled track. The luge track is half finished and Russian workers are sleeping in it. Don't get snow from slalom on face it has something in it.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:20
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Phlegmish posted:the trick is to drink vodka until you stop caring
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Feb 5, 2014 20:21
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So when they have to make artificial snow for the skiing/snowboarding events, will they use the yellow water?
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Feb 5, 2014 20:23
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i really want to see an athlete get a gold in these olympics and then come out as gay just throw a big gay pride flag on themselves on live tv on the podium
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Feb 5, 2014 20:23
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Cannot Find Server posted:i really want to see an athlete get a gold in these olympics and then come out as gay *is shot by police sniper and immediately devoured by stray dogs*
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Cannot Find Server posted:i really want to see an athlete get a gold in these olympics and then come out as gay
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Feb 5, 2014 20:26
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quote:someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn’t come back. Three Olives posted:I kind of want to visit one of these hotels. I mean not stay there but just see the trainwreck first hand. you are already there liar
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Feb 5, 2014 20:26
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They should add some new events: Water chugging contest Musical hotel rooms Wild dog run Dodge a Russian cop Spot the terrorist
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Feb 5, 2014 20:27
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Someone, please go to Sochi and fire up Grindr and see how many hits you get
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Fat Ogre posted:I'm wondering if the Olympic stadium will be as haphazardly put together as the hotels are. think positive obstacle course makes olympics better how will figure skaters do with pack of wild dogs chasing them? tune in and find out A Buttery Pastry posted:I see, a bit like old-timey warfare then. it is not correct to think of them as construction workers who engage in a bit of banditry, but as bandits who occasionally try at construction
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Feb 5, 2014 20:28
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I heard Putin's 18 year old gymnast girlfriend has some role in the opening ceremony. Should be smooth.
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Cannot Find Server posted:i really want to see an athlete get a gold in these olympics and then come out as gay I'm hoping for a gayer repeat of 1968.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:29
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Three Olives posted:I kind of want to visit one of these hotels. I mean not stay there but just see the trainwreck first hand. How will you live without your Keurig?
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Feb 5, 2014 20:30
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redshirt posted:Dodge a Russian cop here is a car, if you can evade the russian police you can keep it consolation prize is a police baton, delivered repeatedly to your head
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Feb 5, 2014 20:32
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Drink water, is fine! Put hair on chest, make strong like bear! If bother you, put wodka in, good as new!
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Malinois posted:Drink water, is fine! Put hair on chest, make strong like bear! If bother you, put wodka in, good as new! I'm imagining it going to a swirl and then suddenly becoming crystal clear. I also like to think as soon as the fireworks go off everything becomes super stereotypically gay and covered in rainbows. Somehow this will be the most magical olympics in my lifetime.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:35
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Entropic posted:Sochi 2014: An Indeterminate Amount of Semen Thread title right here
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Crewmine posted:I remember when I was in St Petersburg the tap water in my hotel came out yellow, didn't drink it but I did have a bath in it for some reason Are you talking about St. Petersburg, Florida? Too hard to tell. redshirt posted:I heard Putin's 18 year old gymnast girlfriend has some role in the opening ceremony. Should be smooth. Welp, she's already won all the golds.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:39
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redshirt posted:They should add some new events: Team Construction Challenge Spot the problems Semen-bedsheet taste test Scavenger hunt
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Feb 5, 2014 20:39
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"In another case, a 31-mile rail and road link to the site of the ski and snowboard events cost $8.7 billion, more than the entire cost of the last Winter Olympics." No corruption here...move along!
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i hope the terrorists are coordinating their suicide bombings there's probably nothing more embarrassing than getting ready to blow yourself up when you're taken out by another bomber five seats away you want to end up in paradise, not on a blooper reel!
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An Orthodox priest is called in to exorcise a particularly intelligent pack of rabid dogs living in the halfpipes for the snowboard freestyle.
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Adventure Pigeon posted:i hope the terrorists are coordinating their suicide bombings I don't know it sounds to me like all the terrorists are going to have to do is stay home and watch on TV.
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redshirt posted:I've never got this. So, you wipe your rear end then throw it in the trash? On top of the last dude's lovely TP? they're lucky they even have tp one of the jobs for spies during the cold war was collecting documents from the trash in soviet defense ministries that had been used to wipe asses
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Feb 5, 2014 20:42
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If the poo poo really hits the fan, you know there's gonna be Russian heads rolling as Putin demands "accountability" Yes comrade, letting the homosexuals win medals was your last chance.
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Clayren posted:An Orthodox priest is called in to exorcise a particularly intelligent pack of rabid dogs living in the halfpipes for the snowboard freestyle. discovers two are actually construction workers who have become disoriented from the water
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Feb 5, 2014 20:42
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the towering guy is the most russian man i have ever seen
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BigBoss posted:I'm only thing about FBS and NFL games. If you throw in FBS and below, plus any NBA, MLB, NHL, and NASCAR events that may be going on, the amount of people moving around for sporting events in just any random weekend in the USA is insane. From a logistics and dollars standpoint, having every single Olympics in the US is the smart thing to do. except the olympics never ever make money for teh host so why bother with yet another handout to the rest of the world
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So why's everyone so mad about the shooting stray dogs thing? Isn't that what you're supposed to do to stray dogs? I'm really not following.
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't know it sounds to me like all the terrorists are going to have to do is stay home and watch on TV. No kidding. You know those videos of deck parties at spring break? Like that but with thousands.
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