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DoctorStrangelove posted:So why's everyone so mad about the shooting stray dogs thing? Isn't that what you're supposed to do to stray dogs? I'm really not following. You're supposed to use a spear or run them down in your truck. Bullets are inhumane.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:So why's everyone so mad about the shooting stray dogs thing? Isn't that what you're supposed to do to stray dogs? I'm really not following. my prediction is when it turns out that the majority of opening ceremony props are unfinished and/or stolen, they will herd all of the dogs into the arena and have them do battle with chechen workers winner will receive olympic park after games
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DoctorStrangelove posted:So why's everyone so mad about the shooting stray dogs thing? Isn't that what you're supposed to do to stray dogs? I'm really not following.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:49
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All of the medals aren't actually gold or silver or bronze anymore. They just give you different colored track suits, and cigarettes depending on how well you did in your event.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:50
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Fat Ogre posted:All of the medals aren't actually gold or silver or bronze anymore. dashcam participation award
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Adventure Pigeon posted:my prediction is when it turns out that the majority of opening ceremony props are unfinished and/or stolen, they will herd all of the dogs into the arena and have them do battle with chechen workers unless the winner is chechens then they will receive bombs only bombs for chechens
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Feb 5, 2014 20:51
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A Buttery Pastry posted:it's a code word for armenians Takes dogwhistle politics to a whole new level.
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Feb 5, 2014 20:51
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Adventure Pigeon posted:dashcam participation award new event: dashcam slalom
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Feb 5, 2014 20:53
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What did Russia do to deserve the olympics anyway oh hey lets give 'em to an authoritarian strongman in a shithole country, no way this'll be bad
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Feb 5, 2014 20:53
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:new event: dashcam slalom Presented by Liveleaks.
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 You want pillow? Share with Evgeny. If he is dead, you take, no charge.
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Monkey Fracas posted:What did Russia do to deserve the olympics anyway bribed the poo poo out of the IOC
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Feb 5, 2014 20:54
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Monkey Fracas posted:What did Russia do to deserve the olympics anyway
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Feb 5, 2014 20:55
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:new event: dashcam slalom drunks staggering around on slope will make dynamic obstacle course car overloaded with hay and several military vehicles will be there as well no one knows why
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Feb 5, 2014 20:56
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A Buttery Pastry posted:it's a code word for armenians we have successfully dealt with the stray dog problem *soldiers pushing wheelbarrows full of dead Caucasians pass by in the background*
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Feb 5, 2014 20:57
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Monkey Fracas posted:What did Russia do to deserve the olympics anyway China worked out ok
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Adventure Pigeon posted:drunks staggering around on slope will make dynamic obstacle course new event: 2 man skeleton and luge. as in 2 of them go down at the same time they both die because the track isnt complete
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Feb 5, 2014 20:58
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I'm just laughing at all the 20 somethings that busted their assess for the last 4 years to finally go to the Olympics. Stories of previous Winter Olympics float through their heads, and how this is a chance to go to a far away magical place and compete on the world stage. And then they finally get to Sochi and all they hear is the sad trumpet wah-wah sound constantly playing in their head as they dodge wild dogs, drunken construction workers only to wind up in an Olympic dorm that is barely above what we give to inmates in US County Jails.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:00
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oh hey here's a little article title for youquote:Sochi Olympics venues, sports infrastructure most modern in the world – IOC official and here's a pic of the ioc guy  basically the ioc is a bunch of descendants of european nobility that decided they wanted to be bribed a lot and they brought their sycophants along for the ride
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my dumbass friend I was hanging out with during the super bowl says Russia only became hosed up after THE COMMIES took over it has always been a craphole lol new event for Sochi: automobile crash fraud avoidance. They just drive around the roads outside of town, no dashcam help.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:new event: 2 man skeleton and luge. as in 2 of them go down at the same time wild dogs win event
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I am having fun imaging what the grounds will look like 1 month after the olympics are over Probably like Chernobyl looks now
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Monkey Fracas posted:I am having fun imaging what the grounds will look like 1 month after the olympics are over all the buildings are prob suspiciously well insured and will all have burned down within a week of the events ending
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Monkey Fracas posted:new event for Sochi: automobile crash fraud avoidance. They just drive around the roads outside of town, no dashcam help. new event inspired by saints row: insurance fraud. you win if you sustain the most bodily harm and get the insurance payout. watch out for dash cams. Seoinin posted:wild dogs sweep every event 
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Fat Ogre posted:And then they finally get to Sochi and all they hear is the sad trumpet wah-wah sound constantly playing in their head as they dodge wild dogs, drunken construction workers only to wind up in an Olympic dorm that is barely above what we give to inmates in US County Jails. The articles I have read so far say that the stuff for the athletes is actually pretty good except that the beds for the hockey players were hilariously small given how big those dudes are. That was their first priority. Apparently the bottom of their hit list was where the journalists are all staying.
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Adventure Pigeon posted:oh hey here's a little article title for you Can I have a link to that? I want to read the context, if there is one.
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I really don't see how anyone is surprised by any of this. History has shown that large groups of foreigners going to Russia during the winter never turns out well.
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Seoinin posted:wild dogs sweep every event those dogs were born in russia, russia wins every gold medal there's no rule against eating the other athletes
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Seoinin posted:wild dogs sweep every event
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biathalon rules of biathlon are changed so wild dogs are the targets several teams disappear edit: http://rt.com/news/sochi-modern-venues-ioc-273/
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Feb 5, 2014 21:09
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This problem will be solved by good olde free market capitalism. You already got reporters trading light bulbs for door handles. I bet there is tons of Russians on the way over now with their cars overloaded with building supplies looking to get rich. By the time the Olympics is over everyone will have completed their own hotel rooms through black market barter. Each hotel will then promptly collapse.
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For the record, Sochi was awarded the Olympics back in 2007, so you can understand how tight the deadline has been to get stuff ready.
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Begby posted:The articles I have read so far say that the stuff for the athletes is actually pretty good except that the beds for the hockey players were hilariously small given how big those dudes are. That was their first priority. Apparently the bottom of their hit list was where the journalists are all staying.
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whats the over/under on the polonium content in the yellow water?
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DrPlump posted:This problem will be solved by good olde free market capitalism. You already got reporters trading light bulbs for door handles. I bet there is tons of Russians on the way over now with their cars overloaded with building supplies looking to get rich. By the time the Olympics is over everyone will have completed their own hotel rooms through black market barter. Each hotel will then promptly collapse. there are probably already semi-official lightbulb rates for ticket updates
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Adventure Pigeon posted:biathalon rules of biathlon are changed so wild dogs are the targets changed from a circular track to just try to survive long enough to make it to the finish line their 22s are replaced with AKs
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Adventure Pigeon posted:wild dogs win event this is gonna be the saddest air bud movie ever
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