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We've seen Rocky 4. We shouldn't be this surprised. That whole montage where Rocky trained is basically how Russia is for everyone else.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:15
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Good Citizen posted:this is gonna be the saddest air bud movie ever Cujo 2: From Russia With Love
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Feb 5, 2014 21:15
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Wild dog hordes swell in sochi after feeding upon the succulent flesh of westerners tens of thousands of dogs leave sochi heading west to consume most of europe
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Feb 5, 2014 21:16
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toronto star journalist has luxury seating in his hotel room you can stare at putin while you workout, complete with icons stolen from apple 
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Feb 5, 2014 21:16
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redshirt posted:For the record, Sochi was awarded the Olympics back in 2007, so you can understand how tight the deadline has been to get stuff ready. To be honest, Russia half hoped everyone would forget or that the Olympics would be dead by now.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:17
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Crewmine posted:Wild dog hordes swell in sochi after feeding upon the succulent flesh of westerners http://www.theonion.com/video/breaking-dogs-running,35017/
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Feb 5, 2014 21:17
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Crewmine posted:Wild dog hordes swell in sochi after feeding upon the succulent flesh of westerners we have made our bed (poorly and with a power outlet rather than a pillow) and soon we will sleep on it
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Feb 5, 2014 21:18
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whoflungpoop posted:Thread title right here Agreed.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:18
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Adventure Pigeon posted:we have made our bed (poorly and with a power outlet rather than a pillow) and soon we will sleep on it dont worry, the power outlet isnt live. its just glued on
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Feb 5, 2014 21:18
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Hayburner posted:a turd has hit the second toilet Wash your bush, start a war.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:19
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Apparently Richard Engel of NBC News' Cellphone and computer got hacked as soon as he got online at Sochi: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/05/reporter-hacked-sochi-richard-engel_n_4731846.html
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Feb 5, 2014 21:19
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:dont worry, the power outlet isnt live. its just glued on The ones that do work are powered by wild dogs on treadmills sealed in to the wall.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:19
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What do you think the odds are that looters will end up stripping the olympic winners' medals for copper?
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Feb 5, 2014 21:20
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:dont worry, the power outlet isnt live. its just glued on is cover nose of wild dog we hide in wall. ho ho little joke, wall dogs are all in basement.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:20
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Toad on a Hat posted:Apparently Richard Engel of NBC News' Cellphone and computer got hacked as soon as he got online at Sochi: Ha ha quote:When Engel connected them to the Internet in Sochi, he said he quickly received a suspicious email and was shocked when his computer was hijacked immediately after opening the email. Hmmmmm better open this suspicious russian e-mail i just received what? hacked? Who are these computer wizards?
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Feb 5, 2014 21:21
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Call Me Abey posted:What do you think the odds are that looters will end up stripping the olympic winners' medals for copper? what makes you think the medals are ready?
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Feb 5, 2014 21:21
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Fat Ogre posted:The ones that do work are powered by wild dogs on treadmills sealed in to the wall. load bearing dogs Call Me Abey posted:What do you think the odds are that looters will end up stripping the olympic winners' medals for copper? already happened much krokodil will be enjoyed tonight
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Feb 5, 2014 21:21
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Crewmine posted:Wild dog hordes swell in sochi after feeding upon the succulent flesh of westerners
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Feb 5, 2014 21:21
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Call Me Abey posted:Agreed. 
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Feb 5, 2014 21:21
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Good Citizen posted:Ha ha haha i noticed that too
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Feb 5, 2014 21:22
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each journalist is given a unique wi-fi username and password which are their press number, so they're probably being uniquely tracked by the government
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Feb 5, 2014 21:22
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Fat Ogre posted:The ones that do work are powered by wild dogs on treadmills sealed in to the wall. also chechens
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Feb 5, 2014 21:22
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Were the 1980 Olympics in Moscow this retarded? I was to little to remember.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:23
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Dauntasa posted:also chechens chechens are used to power dogs
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Feb 5, 2014 21:23
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A Buttery Pastry posted:they will be stopped by the ukrainians. If the Sochi olympics only result in a thunderdome between Ukraine's exhausted riot police and thousands of rabid dogs it will have been a resounding success
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Feb 5, 2014 21:23
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Adventure Pigeon posted:biathalon rules of biathlon are changed so wild dogs are the targets 
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Feb 5, 2014 21:24
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did the semen come from unpaid construction workers or wild dogs? both?
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Feb 5, 2014 21:25
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Fat Ogre posted:Were the 1980 Olympics in Moscow this retarded? I was to little to remember. iirc they went relatively well except for half the countries boycotting it.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:25
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Fat Ogre posted:Were the 1980 Olympics in Moscow this retarded? I was to little to remember. Not to my knowledge. They also did it in Moscow and not some tiny resort town that couldn't hold it.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:26
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I'm not sure I totally understand whats going on here. I've seen tons of these where people act retarded but I can't spot it here.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:27
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Lawman 0 posted:iirc they went relatively well except for half the countries boycotting it. im betting half the countries are going to wish they boycotted this one too
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Feb 5, 2014 21:27
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we think the russians are incompetent but this actually makes complete sense if you remember that they hate journalists and want them to die
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Feb 5, 2014 21:27
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Phlegmish posted:we think the russians are incompetent but this actually makes complete sense if you remember that they hate journalists and want them to die drat putin is good at this
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Feb 5, 2014 21:27
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quote:Q: You’ve said some good words about the infrastructure for the Olympic Games in Sochi, but what do you think about the city itself? Would you go skiing there yourself?
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Feb 5, 2014 21:28
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Philosopher King posted:I'm not sure I totally understand whats going on here. I've seen tons of these where people act retarded but I can't spot it here. That is from a meteor streaking across the sky and the dude barely reacts. Like the sky being on fire in Russia is a normal thing.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:28
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Well, the last line is pretty accurate.
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Feb 5, 2014 21:28
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I was really hoping there would be more to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_%26_Sonic_at_the_Sochi_2014_Olympic_Winter_Games Maybe they just showed this to the olympic guys and they were just sold on Sochi?
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Feb 5, 2014 21:29
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*is front desk man* *sees a pack of wild dogs come in* *hands them their room keys then goes back to cracking walls open to find copper* *receives employee of the month plaque*
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Feb 5, 2014 21:29
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Is underpin now.
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