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Fat Ogre posted:That is from a meteor streaking across the sky and the dude barely reacts. Like the sky being on fire in Russia is a normal thing. there was another one where the guy thought that WWIII had started in a very monotone voice.
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Good Citizen posted:Ha ha He says his Mac, Galaxy S4 and Windows computer were all hacked, if they were up to date and he didn't stupidly open up a trojan are there even known un-patched exploits for those devices? Did Russia just decide to unleash a bunch of zero day exploits?
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Philosopher King posted:I'm not sure I totally understand whats going on here. I've seen tons of these where people act retarded but I can't spot it here. the light from this irritates him mildly so he puts down his sunshade at no point does his expression change
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Devils Affricate posted:So when they have to make artificial snow for the skiing/snowboarding events, will they use the yellow water? This is going to be amazing.
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Philosopher King posted:I'm not sure I totally understand whats going on here. I've seen tons of these where people act retarded but I can't spot it here. It's a loving meteor hurling toward russia, and all the guy does is put down his visor and not react at all. Edit - I was actually the first person to explain this.
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Phlegmish posted:we think the russians are incompetent but this actually makes complete sense if you remember that they hate journalists and want them to die have you watched the news lately? they have a point
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Three Olives posted:He says his Mac, Galaxy S4 and Windows computer were all hacked, if they were up to date and he didn't stupidly open up a trojan are there even known un-patched exploits for those devices? Did Russia just decide to unleash a bunch of zero day exploits? Yeah but he totally did open up a trojan and is clearly an idiot
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Philthy posted:This is going to be amazing.
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Devils Affricate posted:So when they have to make artificial snow for the skiing/snowboarding events, will they use the yellow water? skis will start disintegrating halfway down the slope
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Adventure Pigeon posted:skis will start disintegrating halfway down the slope skier launches off of slope as flying fireball, disintegrates in midar 10 10 10 9.7
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Lawman 0 posted:nothing warms my nationalist heart more than seeing our rivals faceplant hilariously are you from kyrgyzstan
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Call Me Abey posted:What do you think the odds are that looters will end up stripping the olympic winners' medals for copper? why do you think all the manhole covers are missing? they pulled them up and melted them down to make the medals.
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Monkey Fracas posted:skier launches off of slope as flying fireball, disintegrates in midar "almost a perfect score, phil! it's just a shame the wild dogs got him before he was able to regain his balance and you know they gotta take some points off for that!"
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Monkey Fracas posted:skier launches off of slope as flying fireball, disintegrates in midar
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$50 billion and they can't even bother to proofread what Google translate spits out.
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Dauntasa posted:this was already a gameshow called the Intercept Please tell me a place I can view this on Netflix or something.
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"while the olympics is about international sports, we're going to take a moment to look at some local sporting events now to really immerse ourselves in sochi" *shows clip of a bunch of filthy children age 8-11 beating a dog with planks, camera shakes as children run away from large pack of dogs arriving from off camera. an obese, drunken man watches from the door of a grey, concrete apartment building. his penis is barely visible* "wow! that was great, back to you tom."
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It no problem! We make Olympics!
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the Chechens just must be laughing and laughing at this poo poo they didn't even have to blow anything up, hell you could probably kick half those buildings down
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Feb 5, 2014 21:46
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So, how much of the $51 billion did Putin put into his various bank accounts?
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Can someone explain to me what the official reasoning was for holding the olympics in Sochi instead of the 100 other cities in Russia that actually get snow and have better infrastructure?
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haha just found out the winter olympics are starting on the 7th of february that's two days from now, holy poo poo
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Seltzer posted:Can someone explain to me what the official reasoning was for holding the olympics in Sochi instead of the 100 other cities in Russia that actually get snow and have better infrastructure? Putin likes to take holidays in Sochi. He feels that these holidays are making him soft, so the solution is to dump $50b on the town and watch it completely implode
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What are the odds of a catastrophic stadium collapse? I seem to remember the Athens Olympics also seemed like a disaster in waiting until the last possible minute and then it all worked out OK.
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Monkey Fracas posted:What did Russia do to deserve the olympics anyway Cream_Filling posted:China worked out ok
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Seltzer posted:Can someone explain to me what the official reasoning was for holding the olympics in Sochi instead of the 100 other cities in Russia that actually get snow and have better infrastructure? this really is the cherry on the poo poo sundae. all they had to do was pick literally any other place in russia that is cold as gently caress all the time instead they pick the warmest place
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AATREK CURES KIDS posted:What are the odds of a catastrophic stadium collapse? I seem to remember the Athens Olympics also seemed like a disaster in waiting until the last possible minute and then it all worked out OK. pretty sure the athens olympics basically were a total disaster, but no athletes died or were torn apart by dogs on camera so we remember it fondly
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Monkey Fracas posted:wild dogs attempt to eat staggering drunk, die of alcohol poisoning staggering drunk attempts to eat wild dog, falls asleep in a reporter's hotel room
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Crewmine posted:pretty sure the athens olympics basically were a total disaster, but no athletes died or were torn apart by dogs on camera so we remember it fondly
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Maybe they picked the shithole of russia to hold them in because they're in it for the long game. Send all their own shittiest atheletes, nuke the stadiums, blame it on the chechens, clean up all the medals in 2018.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:which is strange, because Greece is full of stray dogs Yeah but they're Greek stray dogs, and can't really be bothered.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Stray dogs in Greece are loving persistent though. They're kept in check by the stray cats.
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