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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yellow snow is fine, you wax skis well. Do not go too fast, is safe.

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Cumsheets, Asscakes, and Dicktotems

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




This loving rules, please say it's real

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


this owns though?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Cannot Find Server posted:

This loving rules, please say it's real

https://twitter.com/SochiProblems/status/430822204062711809/photo/1

AFAIK it's real.

01011001 posted:

this owns though?


We can't have pillows, but we can have a ski-jump shitter! Just don't try to flush it.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Cannot Find Server posted:

This loving rules, please say it's real
Russia respects the plight of claustrophobes.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
where are the other three skipoopers

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


Most spacious bathroom in the whole city!

It even has a working door!

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Maybe we're looking at this wrong. The dogs are actually the workers! If humans built this olympic village it would be rightly regarded as a debacle, but as something built by dogs, it's really impressive.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Entropic posted:

Maybe we're looking at this wrong. The dogs are actually the workers! If humans built this olympic village it would be rightly regarded as a debacle, but as something built by dogs, it's really impressive.

is high worker:visitor ratio. is good

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Entropic posted:

Maybe we're looking at this wrong. The dogs are actually the workers! If humans built this olympic village it would be rightly regarded as a debacle, but as something built by dogs, it's really impressive.

so they're shooting the dogs to cover up this fact?

somehow that makes a lot more sense than just straight shooting them

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Gotta go? Toilets are that way.



Oh, but you can't flush.




*edit*
lmbo

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Toad on a Hat posted:

so they're shooting the dogs to cover up this fact?

somehow that makes a lot more sense than just straight shooting them

They bred intelligent dogs for use as cheap labour, but some of them got too smart and started revolting so now they're killing them all to crack down on the dog freedom fighters.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

ratbert90 posted:



*edit*
lmbo


they forgot to add explosions, mangled bloody corpses, and packs of rampaging wild dogs.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Even the paper notices are printed with a crappy old photocopier instead of a modern computer printer. They thought of everything.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The IOC is more corrupt than Russia.

thats impossible.

you dont understand russia. you cant be more corrupt than russia because it is the personification of corruption much like three olives is the personification of semen soaked sheet jacking

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Adventure Pigeon posted:

they forgot to add explosions, mangled bloody corpses, and packs of rampaging wild dogs.

Very realistic drill comrades.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Entropic posted:

They bred intelligent dogs for use as cheap labour, but some of them got too smart and started revolting so now they're killing them all to crack down on the dog freedom fighters.

looks like they're in for a dogfight

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
freedog fighters

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

ratbert90 posted:




I just want to know how you do this?

1) Somebody had to get up on a ladder, measure, and cut the hole for the door.
2) MORE THAN ONE PERSON had to get up there and put the door in upside down.

What in the gently caress Russia?

It's a low budget building and they decided to spend their money on the exterior and this is the result. It's really not that hard to understand.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Seoinin posted:

lot of them are probably super pissed because after the soviets keeled over people thought the west was gonna swoop in Truman style and help them

and we were like, lmao no

hey we sent them Larry Summers

the man is a genius

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Crewmine posted:

freedog fighters

oogie's reedom ighters

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Entropic posted:

Even the paper notices are printed with a crappy old photocopier instead of a modern computer printer. They thought of everything.

These Olympics could possibly be one of the best gifts ever. It's like one of those car wrecks everyone is rubbernecking, but it's miles and miles of car wrecks.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
haha, you think that wild dog from sochi? no no my friend, do not be insult. we bring wild dogs special from pripyat

very smart, very quiet, sometimes when alone speak directly without word

only best dog for olympics

TheSwami
Sep 25, 2004
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-theswami-14.jpg"><br><i>hello old friend</i>
At this point I won't be satisfied until wild dogs attack Bob Costas on air and then take his place as lead Olympics anchor for NBC Sports.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I hope the dogs win.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
Finest wild dog built Olympic city in the vorld!

I ask you is there any city built by dogs that is this nice? I think not.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


i want this in my bathroom

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
ah, friend, you come to sochi to see olympic or dogs?


hmmmm...


should have come to see dogs

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

What journalists are posting the terrible pics? I wish there was a repository of these, can't get enough

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2014/02/05/rob_hornstra_photographs_changes_to_sochi_russia_in_the_years_leading_up.html

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
I hope that you can take home free Olympic souvenir dog coats or something.

poo poo that an average Russian wouldn't bat an eye at but everyone else would be like :wtc:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


Fixing my useless content.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 6, 2014

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
holy poo poo http://instagram.com/p/kAnd70g3hp/

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Those two pictures are in the OP bro

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Thanks for reposting pictures from the OP.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Boy the guy in the unit above is going to have a surprise.

Maybe they only finished every second floor and put fake tarps in between. Could be the reason CNN only got 2 of their 11 rooms.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

actionjackson posted:

Those two pictures are in the OP bro

gently caress.

E: I changed one of em. But leaving that toilet one cause its hilarious.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Feb 6, 2014

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
do not perch on seat of toilet like bird

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