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Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

I saw this and for a brief moment I wondered if cup is an esoteric word in english.

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ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

Soricidus posted:

In 2012, a person in town put signs all over stating that a Taco Bell would be coming soon, when in reality it was all an elaborate hoax and there wouldn't be a Taco Bell opening.
did it inspire harassment/murder [citation needed]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





1. wtf is momo
2. nice citation

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_Hog_Day#Predictions_of_various_groundhogs_since_2008

even better a lot of the groundhogs have their own articles

also

quote:

According to Groundhog Day organizers, the rodents' forecasts are accurate 75% to 90% of the time.[123] However, a Canadian study for 13 cities in the past 30 to 40 years found that the weather patterns predicted on Groundhog Day were only 37% accurate over that time period—a value not significant compared to the 33% that could occur by chance.[123][dubious – discuss]

thanks canadian researchers

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Snapchat A Titty posted:

1. wtf is momo

museum of modern orgasms

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Snapchat A Titty posted:

1. wtf is momo

Momo may refer to:
General[edit]
Monochorionic-monoamniotic presentation of identical twins
Peach, a tree fruit (from "momo", romanization of the Japanese 桃, for peach)



huh

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

802.11weed posted:

Momo may refer to:
General[edit]
Monochorionic-monoamniotic presentation of identical twins
Peach, a tree fruit (from "momo", romanization of the Japanese 桃, for peach)



huh

it's also a delicious tibetan fried or steamed dumpling also popular in indian chinese food.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

transfatphobic posted:

lol if you literally havent done this

echo "cat /dev/urandom /dev/dsp &" >> ~/.bashrc

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsu

vaguely helpful, probably accurate...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsu_(comics)#Itsu

that's more like it!

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
nice same link twice

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
like im gonna gently caress around with the editors url autoparser :justpost:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Nelson MandEULA posted:

it's also a delicious tibetan fried or steamed dumpling also popular in indian chinese food.
also a company that makes steering wheels and shifter knobs

Troglyfe
Jan 2, 2014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeganism

quote:

Freeganism is the practice of reclaiming and eating food that has been discarded.
"hi i eat garbage"

quote:

Foraging
yes

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_by_death_toll

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

this is awesome shut up

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_by_death_toll

rip guy who died the coconut war

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Mongol conquests
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Mongol invasion" redirects here. For the Shogun: Total War DLC named Mongol Invasion, see Shogun: Total War.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

quote:

Pluralist democracy and market economy were together with international law and multilateralism seen as the victors, and as the common values and principles of national and international conduct that now ruled from Vancouver to Vienna to Vladivostok.


this is what happens when you learn about alliteration and the rule of threes but still dont know how to write.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

european colonization of the americas counts as genocide but colonization of australia/new zealand doesn't?

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."


its less than 6500ft long :cripes:

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Nelson MandEULA posted:



its less than 6500ft long :cripes:

that's what she said

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
totally funicular dude

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Eegah posted:

totally funicular dude

toby pls

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

.lnk to the past posted:

european colonization of the americas counts as genocide but colonization of australia/new zealand doesn't?

*off-color joke about sending all the criminals down there*

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

I like your username already! It's a good one.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Lutha Mahtin posted:

*off-color joke about sending all the criminals down there*

"we sent the worst criminals to an island inhabited by nonwhites and now were just so shocked the murderers murdered them"

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
"professional flatulist"[edit]

"fart" is not slang. If anything, "flatulence" is, a burgeois euphemism taken from Middle French, in use since 1599, while "fart" is a time-honoured, stable word used in all dialects of English, descending straight from Anglo-Saxon feortan. "professional flatulist" is tautological, you don't call a non-professional farter a "flatulist". dab (ᛏ) 13:08, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

"professional flatulist"[edit]

"fart" is not slang. If anything, "flatulence" is, a burgeois euphemism taken from Middle French, in use since 1599, while "fart" is a time-honoured, stable word used in all dialects of English, descending straight from Anglo-Saxon feortan. "professional flatulist" is tautological, you don't call a non-professional farter a "flatulist". dab (ᛏ) 13:08, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
and furthermore,

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

"professional flatulist"[edit]

"fart" is not slang. If anything, "flatulence" is, a burgeois euphemism taken from Middle French, in use since 1599, while "fart" is a time-honoured, stable word used in all dialects of English, descending straight from Anglo-Saxon feortan. "professional flatulist" is tautological, you don't call a non-professional farter a "flatulist". dab (ᛏ) 13:08, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

really though why don't we call them fartists

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
On 12 February 1992, The KLF and crust punk group Extreme Noise Terror performed a live version of "3 a.m. Eternal" at the BRIT Awards, the British Phonographic Industry's annual awards show; a "violently antagonistic performance" in front of "a stunned music-business audience".[44] Drummond and Cauty had planned to throw buckets of sheep's blood over the audience, but were prevented from doing so due to opposition from BBC lawyers[45][46] and "hardcore vegans" Extreme Noise Terror.[34][47] The performance was instead garnished by a limping, kilted, cigar-chomping Drummond firing blanks from an automatic weapon over the heads of the crowd. As the band left the stage, The KLF's promoter and narrator Scott Piering announced over the PA system that "The KLF have now left the music business". Later in the evening the band dumped a dead sheep with the message "I died for ewe—bon appetit" tied around its waist at the entrance to one of the post-ceremony parties.[47]

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

haveblue posted:

really though why don't we call them fartists

sandwich fartists

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

On 12 February 1992, The KLF and crust punk group Extreme Noise Terror performed a live version of "3 a.m. Eternal" at the BRIT Awards, the British Phonographic Industry's annual awards show; a "violently antagonistic performance" in front of "a stunned music-business audience".[44] Drummond and Cauty had planned to throw buckets of sheep's blood over the audience, but were prevented from doing so due to opposition from BBC lawyers[45][46] and "hardcore vegans" Extreme Noise Terror.[34][47] The performance was instead garnished by a limping, kilted, cigar-chomping Drummond firing blanks from an automatic weapon over the heads of the crowd. As the band left the stage, The KLF's promoter and narrator Scott Piering announced over the PA system that "The KLF have now left the music business". Later in the evening the band dumped a dead sheep with the message "I died for ewe—bon appetit" tied around its waist at the entrance to one of the post-ceremony parties.[47]

wow that might be the best thing on wikipedia

King Pawn
Apr 24, 2010
Due to the technical limitations of Quandt's custom-built, floppy-disk-powered FORTRAN system, it was necessary for Goldstein to scrawl the results onto a giant chalkboard, eliciting murmurs of disapproval from the audience over his poor handwriting.[6]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Princeton

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i read that and was like "well, whatever, it was 1976, computers used for scoring wines would have been a gimmick"

then i realized i was thinking of the judgment of paris and this event with the fortran floppy disk computer took place in 2012

what

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Fortran on Floppies

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
Less common positions


These positions are more innovative, and perhaps not as widely known or practiced as the ones listed above.

  • The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs. Sometimes called the T-square.[citation needed]

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

King Pawn posted:

Due to the technical limitations of Quandt's custom-built, floppy-disk-powered FORTRAN system, it was necessary for Goldstein to scrawl the results onto a giant chalkboard, eliciting murmurs of disapproval from the audience over his poor handwriting.[6]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Princeton

if he individually beat the living poo poo out of everyone who whined about his handwriting, i would want to be on the jury to set him free

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indomie#Popularity

On September 9, 1970, Indomie was first announced to the market in Indonesia then launched two years later, in 1972.
In 1988 Indomie was introduced in Nigeria through import, and in 1995 open its first production factory in Nigeria under Dufil Prima Foods. It is the first instant noodles manufacturing plant in Nigeria and the largest in Africa. Indomie Instant Noodles has grown to become a household name across the country.[1][2]
In 2005, Indomie broke the Guinness Book of World Records category for “The Largest Packet of Instant Noodles”, creating a packet that was 3.4m x 2.355m x 0.47m, with a net weight of 664.938 kg, which is about 8,000 times the weight of a regular pack of instant noodles. It was made using the same ingredients as a regular pack of instant noodle and was certified fit for human consumption.[3]
On December 13, 2009, Roger Ebert, popular film critic from United States for Chicago Sun-Times, ranked Indomie in one of his "Twelve Gifts of Christmas" in position #1.[4]
On January 3, 2010, Indomie launched the new pack design from its company.
On October 7, 2010, In Taipei, The Taipei County Public Health Bureau announced that cosmetic preservatives were found in the Indonesian instant noodle “Indomie” and ordered all vendors to withdraw the product from the market.[5]
On October 11, Official Statement released by Indofood regarding the Taiwan Incident is The "The Company believes that the recent reports in the Taiwanese media arose in relation to instant noodle products manufactured by ICBP that were not intended for the Taiwanese market."[6]
Since December 6, 2010 Taiwan authorities have allowed Indomie instant noodle products to re-enter Taiwan market.[7]
May 2011, Jesse Two Ocean (J2O) from London, United Kingdom performing "Indomie" Produced by Acen.[8]
September 9, 2011, Indomie will be sold in stores around Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei and East Timor.
April 28, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Chad and Sudan.
April 29, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Madagascar.
April 30, 2012, Indomie Box Noodles will be sold in stores around Dominica (first time in the Caribbean).
May 1, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around the Marshall Islands, the Federated States of Micronesia, the Northern Mariana Islands and Palau.
May 2, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around the Netherlands, France, Luxembourg, Belgium (for the first time in Europe) and Mozambique.
May 9, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Tanzania (formerly Tanganyika and Zanzibar).
May 18, 2012, Indomie is sold in stores across Kenya.
June 10, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Togo, Benin, Burkina Faso, Senegal, The Gambia, Mali and Niger.
June 18, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Uganda.
June 24, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Colombia and El Salvador (for first time in the Americas).
June 25, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Guadeloupe and Martinique (for the first time in the Caribbean).
July 2, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around India and Pakistan.
July 3, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Papua New Guinea.
July 4, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Nepal and Bhutan.
July 20, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Aruba, Curaçao, Sint Maarten, Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, Saba, Saint-Martin (for the second time in the Caribbean), Yemen and Oman.
July 21, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Hong Kong, Macau and Mali.
July 26, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores around Venezuela.
August 14, 2012, Indomie will be sold in Malta (for the second time in Europe).
September 2, 2012, Indomie Will be sold in stores, drugstores and supermarkets Around Australia, New Zealand, Kiribati, Tuvalu, New Caledonia and Wallis and Futuna (for second time in the Americas).
September 11, 2012, Indomie will be sold in stores, drugstores and supermarkets around Tonga, Johnston Atoll, the Comoros and Mayotte.
January 19, 2013, Indomie will be sold in Puerto Rico (for the third time in the Caribbean).
March 25, 2013, Indomie will be sold in stores, drugstores and supermarkets around Barbados (for the fourth time in the Caribbean).
March 26, 2013, Indomie Pepper Chicken Flavour make sits official launch.
Spring 2013, Indomie will be sold in stores around Namibia.
in July 15, 2013, Indomie Green Chilli Flavor will be sold in Zambia, Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda, Guadeloupe and Martinique.
in August 2013, Indomie will be available in Angola, Burundi, Cameroon, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon and Rwanda.
in September 2013, it will be sold throughout Panama (for third time in the Americas).
in November 2013, Indofood launched the Taste of Asia flavours with Tom Yum, Bulgogi and Laksa.
From May 1, 2014 onwards, the whole Indomie range will be imported to Zambia, Zimbabwe and Malawi.
From May 2, 2014 onwards, Indomie will be imported to South Africa, Fiji and Botswana.
From May 3, 2014 onwards, Indomie Box Noodles and Hungry Man Size will be imported to Madagascar.
From May 8, 2014 onwards, Indomie Box Noodles will be imported to Ghana, Guadeloupe and Martinique.
From May 9, 2014 onwards, the whole Indomie range will be imported to Dominica, Navassa Island, Haiti, the Dominican Republic (for the fifth time in the Caribbean) and the Philippines.
From May 10, 2014, Indomie (including Box Noodles) will be imported to Côte d'Ivoire.
From May 11, 2014, Indomie (including Box Noodles) will be imported to Saint Barthélemy (for the sixth time in the Caribbean) and French Guiana (for the fourth time in the Americas).
July 28, 2015, Indomie will be sold in stores around the Solomon Islands.
July 29, 2015, Indomie will be sold in stores around Lesotho, Swaziland, Chile, Argentina and the Falkland Islands (for the fifth time in the Americas).
July 30, 2015, Indomie will be sold in Saint Pierre and Miquelon (for the fifth time in the Americas), Israel and the Virgin Islands (United States/British; for the seventh time in the Caribbean).
Indomie Green Chilli Flavor is sold in the Virgin Islands, Ghana, Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands.
August 1, 2015, Indomie Green Chilli Flavor will be sold in Hong Kong and Macau.
August 2, 2015, Indomie Green Chilli Flavor will be sold in Chile, Argentina, the United Kingdom, France, Spain and the Falkland Islands.
Indomie Green Chilli Flavor and Hungry Man Size will be sold is Ghana, Nigeria and Puerto Rico
August 3, 2015, Indomie Pepper Chicken Flavor will be sold in Ghana and Cameroon
August 4, 2015, Indomie Green Chilli and Pepper Chicken Flavours will be sold in Fiji.
May 30, 2016, In honor of its 50th independence anniversary, Indomie will be lunched in Guyana
September 24, 2017, In honor of their 55th independence anniversary, Indomie (including Box Noodles, Hungry Man Size, Green Chilli and Pepper Chicken) will be launched in supermarkets and drugstores around Jamaica and Trinidad and Tobago.
November 25, 2020, In honor of its 45th independence anniversary, Indomie will be launched in Suriname
August 2022, Indomie want to celebrate their golden anniversary.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age

it starts off using "consent" but then switches to "consert"
and mexico apparently has a marriage age of 18 unless you're a male or female

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Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

On 12 February 1992, The KLF and crust punk group Extreme Noise Terror performed a live version of "3 a.m. Eternal" at the BRIT Awards, the British Phonographic Industry's annual awards show; a "violently antagonistic performance" in front of "a stunned music-business audience".[44] Drummond and Cauty had planned to throw buckets of sheep's blood over the audience, but were prevented from doing so due to opposition from BBC lawyers[45][46] and "hardcore vegans" Extreme Noise Terror.[34][47] The performance was instead garnished by a limping, kilted, cigar-chomping Drummond firing blanks from an automatic weapon over the heads of the crowd. As the band left the stage, The KLF's promoter and narrator Scott Piering announced over the PA system that "The KLF have now left the music business". Later in the evening the band dumped a dead sheep with the message "I died for ewe—bon appetit" tied around its waist at the entrance to one of the post-ceremony parties.[47]

don't post the KLF in a thread about worthless things, tia

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