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VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012
T... Tarp

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PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
D is for Dog. T is for Tarp?

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Don't tickets for the Olympics work in such a way that you buy tickets for specific events? Are there people who only got tickets to the opening ceremony and nothing else? If so that's pretty good.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
It's making me cross as it's reminding me of my ex husband, who got involved with a Russian mail order bride scam when he was 'learning Russian online with this neat new penfriend' he'd met.

walking
Nov 27, 2013
Space station does not start with an O Russia

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
T for Television

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Russians invented TV?

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
D in the alphabet was not for dog killers. gently caress this olympics.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Yep, that's a hosed up alphabet.


... The gently caress they spelling?



Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
people are quick to mock russia for dog and tarp, but you forget corn mowing machine

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Noni posted:

Russians invented TV?

Russia invented everything good comrade, you didn't read your history book?

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
It all ends with Russia. Oddly prophetic.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
P was not for Putin voted 1

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Noni posted:

Russians invented TV?

A russian invented the word for TV. After translating the word germans were already using.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
So the British Olympics opened with James Bond tossing the Queen out of a helicopter, and the Russian ones kick off with the alphabet.

Okie doke.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
@ for dead dog piles.

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


I wonder who had the amazing idea to go with the Russian alphabet when they have 3 letters which never stand at the beginning of a word.

edit:
"hardness sign - Pushkin"
"softness sign - Love"

Made sense...

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Oh god please don't fall and die little girl YOU CAN STILL BACK OUT



Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
A KITE RISES

walking
Nov 27, 2013
KITES

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Oh no, that little girl is on wires, this will not end well!

Griever
Jan 19, 2006

Everything has its beginning

Noni posted:

Russians invented TV?

The hell they did - it was John Logie Baird :scotland:

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
Ha ha -- the Beeb just reminded the folks at home that a Scotsman invented a television that actually worked.

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

Scottish commentator with the Logie Baird slam

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Crewmine posted:

people are quick to mock russia for dog and tarp, but you forget corn mowing machine

After some of the more creative purges, they drink to forget corn mowing machine.

walking
Nov 27, 2013
She is gonna die

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Lubov, Russian for Love, BUT ONLY BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

she's a goner

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Ms Boods posted:

So the British Olympics opened with James Bond tossing the Queen out of a helicopter, and the Russian ones kick off with the alphabet.

Okie doke.

The London opening ceremonies were awesome

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
The wires are for when the dogs storm the stage so they cant get her

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


This kind of owns as long as Lisa doesn't die, please don't die from the Something Awful Forums

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006
This is trippy as gently caress :stare:

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Im watching this without sound and I'm unsure if its making it more or less weird.

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
Olympic opening ceremonies, where art goes to die.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
is that a real loving horse

this is gret

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
One horse? That is too many horses.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
The radio yesterday was saying there is an a real issue with no one going to Sochi. That most of the people there are Russians and barely any foreigners are there at all.

Like they road a train up the mountain to the games and no one but Russians were on it.

Looking around he spotted only one non Russian and it was a Korean guy that was very stoked to be visiting the Olympics but he didn't speak Russian or English.


China solved their empty stadium issues by filling them with thousands of Chinese people rounded up from on the streets.

I can only hope that Russia just rounds up thousands of dogs and dresses them like people to fill the seats.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Please dont fall little girl

what are these lines made of

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I wish this had no dumb commentary

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
"It looks like the ceremony will revolve around an 11-year-old girl, who has just started flying. “Her dreams will take us on a journey across this land,” we’re told."





isn't this the plot of literally every opening ceremony jesus christ

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