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Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Awful lot of floating tarps in this ceremony.

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A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

In Russia, cows bigger than churches!

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
Russia has a confirmed unicorn

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

In It For The Tank posted:

One horse? That is too many horses.

Dog's gotta eat.

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
As long as it doesn't have a neckbearded 'slam poet' then it will be better than Vancouver 2010.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
This looks like a lovely indie platformer game.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Please dont fall little girl

what are these lines made of

dog hair?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


is there a stream

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

Hopefully at the end we see Sarah Palin staring at Russia

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
:siren: DOG SIGHTED :siren:

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
ROBO DOG SPOTTED

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
DOG HAS COMMANDEERED FLOATING ISLAND

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
Dog spotted

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
That animatronic :v: dog is awesome

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Yodzilla posted:

"It looks like the ceremony will revolve around an 11-year-old girl, who has just started flying. “Her dreams will take us on a journey across this land,” we’re told."





isn't this the plot of literally every opening ceremony jesus christ

She's chasing the bottle of wodka at the end of the lovely russian rainbow.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
ROBO DOG SPOTTED

poo poo double post but im sure there will be another dog

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
OH poo poo THEY STARTED PUMPING FENTANYL EARLY

walking
Nov 27, 2013
Russians confirm dogs as major part of russian culture

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Pollyanna posted:

is there a stream

http://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/4/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html

CBC or BBC sites have streams if you're a resident

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


If she is really going to fly over the whole of Russia at this speed, that explains what will happen in the next 4 hours.

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012
holy poo poo, robot dog

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
That lovely robot husky :lol:

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Number19 posted:

The London opening ceremonies were awesome

Nothing is ever going to top the London ceremonies.

This is already looking to be as boringly bland as the winter ceremonies usually are.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Didn't MST3K do a show about this one before?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
ALERT - DOG INCOMING

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
To be fair the russians have always been good at rounding up loads of people and making them do stuff

usually its dying, but sometimes its film... or olympic opening games

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
A celebration of all of russia's various kinds of hats.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
It no problem! Little girl enjoy glorious Russian ceremony from good strong cable! It no break! Bolts half way in!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

whoops

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


oh no the ring !!!

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

happyhippy posted:

Didn't MST3K do a show about this one before?

turn your back to the woods!

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

Nice rings

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
The fifth snowflake isn't expanding :lol:

Someone is gonna die for that

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Lmao only 4 rings worked

walking
Nov 27, 2013
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Hahaha one of the flowers is busted.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
One of the butthole snowflakes broke.

Octavion
Apr 5, 2009
Broken olympic ring, it is too perfect.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

Someone is dying for that

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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Lllloooooooool

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