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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Sochi 2014 Megathread 1: Grovergrad - OoOo*

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

The torch relay for the 2014 Sochi games started in Ancient Greece, according to BBC. Now that's dedication

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Biaga: Oct 27, 2009

I am really enjoying the Russian National anthem being preformed in front of hundreds of empty seats.

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thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

Toad on a Hat posted:

can someone link me to a stream tia

Canada goons

http://olympics.cbc.ca/videos/live/video/olympic-opening-ceremony.html

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Toad on a Hat posted:

can someone link me to a stream tia

http://www.vipboxeu.co/winter-sports/206160/4/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html

Is a UK stream.

the commentators are annoying, one basically said 'there are accusations of abuse, corruption, and rushed construction....but now for 16 days that does not matter'.

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

"slight hiccup" also a guy died

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Telemarchitect posted:

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Fool and the World: Dec 8, 2010

do you think theyll mention how it went out 44 times?

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Telemarchitect posted:

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Ms Boods: Mar 19, 2009; Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

gently caress -- I leave the room for five minutes, and I miss the ring gently caress up.

But I did get to see the Lite Brite flag.

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Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

I'm the flag guys being out of sync and running into each other

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Telemarchitect posted:

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Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

Loved the shot of the Chinese leader looking on as glowy hat people drunkenly stumbled around.

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Fat Ogre: Dec 31, 2007; Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Putin introduces a new game to the Olympics. See who survives Polonium poisoning the longest!

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Octavion: Apr 5, 2009

I really hope all the male athletes come out in drag.

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a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

The orange is the glow of nuclear fire

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Orthodox Rabbit: Jun 2, 2006; This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

At the end of the ceremonies Putin opens his chest revealing the real Olympic flame is now powering him before he starts firing lasers everywhere.

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

no homo gay in russia. we use homo gay music a lot. homos not allowed to not confuse homo gay music with homo gay butt sex

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

oh good, the parade

it's not that long

we better know the russian alphabet

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shas: Jul 27, 2011

Telemarchitect posted:

this but also that other picture

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with a rebel yell she QQd: Jan 18, 2007; Villain

I think this is my chance to go buy some champagne to properly celebrate.

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walking: Nov 27, 2013

Alright the glowy map thing is pretty cool, now to wait for it to go to the wrong country

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Wierre posted:

I think this is my chance to go buy some vodka to properly celebrate.

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Alternative pants: Nov 2, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Digging the rainbow finger gloves on Greece.

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Noni: Jul 8, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

Whoa. Lots of empty seats.

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Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Telemarchitect posted:

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Greyhawk: May 30, 2001

laugh

greek flag girl almost drops the flag

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Fool and the World: Dec 8, 2010

tranny spotted

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Holy gently caress that hat.

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a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

And we have rainbow gloves from Greece :allears:

:allears:

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FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Ok, that stadium floor thing is pretty cool.

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lol what the hell is that aussie lady wearing?

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Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

OOONTZ OOONTZ OONTZ OOONTZ OOONTZ OONTZ OOONTZ OOONTZ OONTZ

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

SarutosZero posted:

At the end of the ceremonies Putin opens his chest revealing the real Olympic flame is now powering him before he starts firing lasers everywhere.

nanomachines, da?

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Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

At least there's not as many countries represented in the winter games so this will only go on for an hour

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In It For The Tank: Feb 17, 2011; But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

I love the dancing parkas.

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walking: Nov 27, 2013

haha i just noticed the dancers

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

HEY THIS ISNT GAY AT ALL

Fool and the World posted:

tranny spotted

:saddowns:

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Ms Boods: Mar 19, 2009; Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

So many empty seats.

So everyone is emerging from a post-nuclear apocalypse earth?

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Alternative pants: Nov 2, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

In It For The Tank posted:

I love the dancing parkas.

Fabulous.

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In It For The Tank: Feb 17, 2011; But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

Azerbaijan :effort:

:effort:

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