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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Sochi 2014 Megathread 1: Grovergrad - OoOo*
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
MOVE ALONG CHINA

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A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

 Chinese people causing traffic even on foot.

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

RedTeam posted:

You'd think they'd be wanting to fill the stadium with paying visitors though.

Every Olympics opening ceremony is like that

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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 loving cbc showing canadians non-stop

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
 Chinese being herded along by the parka people after dawdling too long.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
BBC says only 40k in attenance

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Philthy posted:

Yeah, what the hell. Not a single black person anywhere.

lolo jones is on the u.s. bobsled team. she's half black i think. keep your eyes peeled

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


 kyrgyztan is pumpkins!

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Latvia have come straight from the 1970s

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Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
 "save us! save us!" they shout. the audience just smiles and waves

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Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

Vintersorg posted:

loving cbc showing canadians non-stop
:canada:

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


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sushi.....

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Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

Fool and the World posted:

"save us! save us!" they shout. the audience just smiles and waves
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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



 where are you guys watching this

did i miss belgium

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Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Vintersorg posted:

loving cbc showing canadians non-stop

Seriously come on guys

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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

 How does Lebanon only send four athletes, their flag is a christmas tree!

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

 Good lord Lithuania :stare:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Did she just say "The best sushi in the middle east?"

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Fool and the World posted:

"save us! save us!" they shout. the audience just smiles and waves
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Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
 This is going to rule so much when they get to Russia and just an unending flood of dogs in russian hats pours from the ramps.

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Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


 Lithuania :stare:

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Eat This Glob posted:

lolo jones is on the u.s. bobsled team. she's half black i think. keep your eyes peeled

superior jamaican bobsledding genes

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vintersorg posted:

loving cbc showing canadians non-stop

the secret truth is there is no such good thing as a good olympic broadcaster

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walking
Nov 27, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

where are you guys watching this

did i miss belgium

http://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/1/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html


and yes

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Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Eat This Glob posted:

lolo jones is on the u.s. bobsled team. she's half black i think. keep your eyes peeled

The US has ethnic diversity because we don't eradicate our minorities

anymore

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with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain

Tsaedje posted:

Latvia have come straight from the 1970s

In the 70s they were called Russia.

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VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012

Fool and the World posted:

"save us! save us!" they shout. the audience just smiles and waves
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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Teddybear posted:



Oops.

mother russia claims its first victim?

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
 Uncle Andy looks fabulous!

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.

Jonad posted:

superior jamaican bobsledding genes

cool runnings bitches

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Taeke
Feb 2, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

where are you guys watching this

did i miss belgium

This seems to work for me. Found the link in the 2014 Winter Olympics subforum.

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Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
 apparently they played paint ball before the opening

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011

walking posted:

http://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/1/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html


and yes

thanks

lol malta has three people

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Aww Malta

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RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!

mcvey posted:

Every Olympics opening ceremony is like that

I thought the athletes usually stand around awkwardly in the arena for ages, and the empty seats are because the execs who got all the corporate sponsor seats just don't show up.

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


 mapokk

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
 And here we have Irelan-- no, Lithuania, what the gently caress?
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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Malta sends a great-grandaughter of a Maltese person

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Fan Club


 cbc showing commercials, mother gently caress

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Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
 Commercial break, gently caress you CBC.

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