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DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
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The army of illegal laborers who built Sochi.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Not enough vodka in that montage.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


what the gently caress

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
And here comes the fentanyl

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
... Did they just completely skip communism?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
THIS IS WHAT RUSSIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


bathroom sounds posted:

... Did they just completely skip communism?

you could say they


























unpersoned it

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
at least we're not seeing any Russian slam poetry right now

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
THE GHOST OF ICABOD CRANE

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

That sure is a big ol' flamin' hole they're pulling there.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

from 1980

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Hey, is that the stuck ring from earlier?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Why are the horse dragging rear end in a top hat on the sky?

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
The Eye of Putin

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


THE BAR posted:

That sure is a big ol' flamin' hole they're pulling there.

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Hogge Wild posted:

Why are the horse dragging rear end in a top hat on the sky?

is deep slavic symbolism, westerns not get

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



All we need is that ring to slip on a hand and stretch outward and we're in business.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



the middle horse seems broken

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Hogge Wild posted:

Why are the horse dragging rear end in a top hat on the sky?

it's a metaphor for what happens after you eat borscht.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


IIIITS A SMALL RUSSIA AAAFTER AAAAAALL

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




flaming rear end in a top hat symbolize the west

Jezrael
May 1, 2005
the bagel is an adequate vessel of nutrition
All of this is a set of unconnected vignettes, it's very weird

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

In It For The Tank posted:

The Eye of Putin

lmao

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

And here comes Disneyland!

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
GAH WHAT THE gently caress

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!

In It For The Tank posted:

The Eye of Putin

flaming ring is pulled into centre of arena. cut to shot of putin, perfectly framed.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
special effects by doctor susse

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

walking posted:

is deep slavic symbolism, westerns not get

oh, the hands on the sides are just suggested

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules
This is a nightmare

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
Lawyers rule even the Olympic whale.

with a rebel yell she QQd
Jan 18, 2007

Villain


That looks like a Warhammer Chaos Dwarf Ship from ManO'War. Just saying.

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

THE BAR posted:

That sure is a big hole they're pulling there.


missing a ring, voted 1

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


its a whale

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
This is so weird

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Totally not gay. Not in anyway gay. Nope.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Fifty Billion US Dollars

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
okay this is fairly impressive

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Is that a city fish

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Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Jezrael posted:

All of this is a set of unconnected vignettes, it's very weird

Nah it is supposed to give the true drunken Russian life experience.

From birth to death their whole life is a set of unconnected vignettes.

This explains stuff like communism, Sochi, Russia in general.

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