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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Launch the missiles!

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Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Teddybear posted:

Why are these russian men looking up this little girl's dress

N is for Nobokov

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
all praise the flying phallic symbols

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012
Condoms flying into the sky

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

ratbert90 posted:

By suppressing the gay people, they have secretly made it the most gay Olympics ever.

strike them down and they only come back stronger and gayer than ever

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Hey look it's a city of tarps.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
And the city flew away

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Now the girl is giving the Nazi salute?

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
This is the history of Russian?

My high school history teachers lied to me.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
Commissioned by Ivan the Terrible...

That's all you need to know about Russia.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

thunderspanks posted:

oh god please let there be a giant Matryoshka doll somewhere

The ceremony ends with the girl being consumed by a fat woman who is in turn consumed by a fatter woman.

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


plain blue jacket posted:

And the city flew away

As tarps do.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



cbc back on commercial AGAIN holy gently caress

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Morpheus posted:

That floor projection really allows for some cool effects though

I wonder how they are doing that, I assumed it was from the ceiling but I noticed there are no projection shadows, back projection seems like it would be incredibly difficult.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
I like all these colours n' poo poo :(
Also that projections on the floor is some cool poo poo too.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


please be stalin next

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Please, our flying inflatable rainbow colored phallic symbols ARE NOT GAY!

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
this is so loving bad holy poo poo

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Vintersorg posted:

cbc back on commercial AGAIN holy gently caress

https://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/4/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html

aeternum
Sep 3, 2003

Vintersorg posted:

woe to anyone on drugs right now

:catdrugs:

I have no idea what im watching, doubt I could handle this on drugs.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Croccers posted:

I like all these colours n' poo poo :(
Also that projections on the floor is some cool poo poo too.

Yeah, I'm impressed with the visual spectacle of it, even though I have no idea wtf is going on.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


whaaat the gently caress

walking
Nov 27, 2013
thank god, black and white

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Teddybear posted:

Now the girl is giving the Nazi salute?

Actually pretty much everyone used that before WW2

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Now they burn the city to the ground, as the nazis run!

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

That looks pretty awesome to be fair

Jezrael
May 1, 2005
the bagel is an adequate vessel of nutrition

Croccers posted:

I like all these colours n' poo poo :(
Also that projections on the floor is some cool poo poo too.

It's okay if you're gay, no one here is judging you (on being gay anyhow)

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Adventure Pigeon posted:

honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes

the Soviets convinced the Americans they had thousands of planes by putting their reporters under an overhang and circling a few planes past it repeatedly.

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
that looks actually pretty cool

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
a giant mechanized stalin crushing thousands of chechen laborers alongside the ukranian team

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Those poor announcers are trying to tell the story and tie it all together, but failing.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
And now we get to see...WHAT THE gently caress

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
Russian history in a nutshell: where da warm water sea port at?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

perceptron posted:

That looks pretty awesome to be fair

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Morpheus posted:

Yeah, I'm impressed with the visual spectacle of it, even though I have no idea wtf is going on.
I think it's some Russian fairytale/history.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
the "medevil era" was actually bright with neon and pastel colors

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
Oh, now I get it

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


ahhhh now this is the bleak and depressing russia i know

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Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
I hope they reenact the crimean war

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