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Launch the missiles!
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Teddybear posted:Why are these russian men looking up this little girl's dress N is for Nobokov
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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all praise the flying phallic symbols
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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Condoms flying into the sky
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ratbert90 posted:By suppressing the gay people, they have secretly made it the most gay Olympics ever. strike them down and they only come back stronger and gayer than ever
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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Hey look it's a city of tarps.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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And the city flew away
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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Now the girl is giving the Nazi salute?
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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This is the history of Russian? My high school history teachers lied to me.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:40 |
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Commissioned by Ivan the Terrible... That's all you need to know about Russia.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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thunderspanks posted:oh god please let there be a giant Matryoshka doll somewhere The ceremony ends with the girl being consumed by a fat woman who is in turn consumed by a fatter woman.
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plain blue jacket posted:And the city flew away As tarps do.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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cbc back on commercial AGAIN holy gently caress
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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Morpheus posted:That floor projection really allows for some cool effects though I wonder how they are doing that, I assumed it was from the ceiling but I noticed there are no projection shadows, back projection seems like it would be incredibly difficult.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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I like all these colours n' poo poo Also that projections on the floor is some cool poo poo too.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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please be stalin next
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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Please, our flying inflatable rainbow colored phallic symbols ARE NOT GAY!
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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this is so loving bad holy poo poo
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Vintersorg posted:cbc back on commercial AGAIN holy gently caress https://www.vipboxus.co/winter-sports/206160/4/sochi-2014-opening-ceremony---winter-olympics-sochi-2014-live-stream-online.html
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Vintersorg posted:woe to anyone on drugs right now I have no idea what im watching, doubt I could handle this on drugs.
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Croccers posted:I like all these colours n' poo poo Yeah, I'm impressed with the visual spectacle of it, even though I have no idea wtf is going on.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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whaaat the gently caress
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:41 |
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thank god, black and white
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:42 |
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Teddybear posted:Now the girl is giving the Nazi salute? Actually pretty much everyone used that before WW2
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Now they burn the city to the ground, as the nazis run!
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:42 |
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That looks pretty awesome to be fair
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Croccers posted:I like all these colours n' poo poo It's okay if you're gay, no one here is judging you (on being gay anyhow)
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Adventure Pigeon posted:honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes the Soviets convinced the Americans they had thousands of planes by putting their reporters under an overhang and circling a few planes past it repeatedly.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:42 |
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that looks actually pretty cool
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a giant mechanized stalin crushing thousands of chechen laborers alongside the ukranian team
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Those poor announcers are trying to tell the story and tie it all together, but failing.
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And now we get to see...WHAT THE gently caress
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 18:42 |
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Russian history in a nutshell: where da warm water sea port at?
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perceptron posted:That looks pretty awesome to be fair
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Morpheus posted:Yeah, I'm impressed with the visual spectacle of it, even though I have no idea wtf is going on.
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the "medevil era" was actually bright with neon and pastel colors
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Oh, now I get it
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ahhhh now this is the bleak and depressing russia i know
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I hope they reenact the crimean war
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