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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
that's pretty cool lightshow

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Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
For a country that wants to kill all gays this is the most faggoty opening ceremony ever.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
okay I admit this is kinda cool

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

So this is where the cutscene artists from Homeworld went.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


noo run or youll get CRUSHED

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

Brazil is going to loving rule

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Can't wait for them to enact the Soviet Union for like 10 seconds.

walking
Nov 27, 2013
Oh man please reenact WW2 with the German team

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
that's some crazy poo poo


dat marching

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
Curious to see how they gloss over 1912-1990

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
The splendermen have arrived

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
Goosesteppers

Playing flutes = not gay in Russia

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Dank Fishbong posted:

For a country that wants to kill all gays this is the most faggoty opening ceremony ever.

looking at these guys march, i think you might be right.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


this sure is something

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Dank Fishbong posted:

For a country that wants to kill unperson all gays this is the most faggoty opening ceremony ever.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
at last the putin jugend

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


If you missed that bit with the ships,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Oh poo poo, menacing military flutes

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Lavender suits, they're just trolling now.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Flute Miming

no homo

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
They 'rolled up' the floor
:wow: :stare:
That's some kick-arse effects.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Flutes! Flutes and purple dresses!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Air flute.

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
The lightshow was kinda neat I'll admit but why is Russia bad at everything it tries to do? It can't even make good knock-off heroin ffs

aeternum
Sep 3, 2003

Dank Fishbong posted:

For a country that wants to kill all gays this is the most faggoty opening ceremony ever.

it just reached a new level of faggotry

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
This army is pretty gay

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

What is this Junior High poo poo?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



this is to gay, the choreographer is gonna be killed

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
this confirms my suspicions that all of russias history is a hypermasculine cover for how truly gay of a country it is

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

Biaga posted:

Curious to see how they gloss over 1912-1990

Curious but not exactly surprising is it, it'd be the most depressingly camp spectacle ever created

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
Loosely synchronized air fluting not gay in the slightest.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
An overfed warmachine of sycophantic blue bloods, now THIS is the Russia I remember.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


did i hear a gunshot?

Jezrael
May 1, 2005
the bagel is an adequate vessel of nutrition
I'm pretty sure this is Russia's way of coming out, guys

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Fool and the World posted:

this confirms my suspicions that all of russias history is a hypermasculine cover for how truly gay of a country it is

theyre national animal is the bear

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Is this floor stuff really all being projected or is part of it compositing?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Adventure Pigeon posted:

honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes

x 1000.

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
If Russia didn't actually want to kill gays, I don't think I'd hate this opening ceremony this much. I wouldn't like it but I wouldn't hate it.

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
"this isn't gay, its just how we do it in Russia"

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THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Why must they waddle?

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