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Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
The Game of Thrones-esque swooping map floor is trippy as gently caress.

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Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

Adventure Pigeon posted:

honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes

Yessssssssss

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Yes, please reenact your military history at this festival of peace.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Noni posted:

Is this floor stuff really all being projected or is part of it compositing?

Projected, I'm certain - you can see shadows

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
Men ignoring women: a History of Russia.

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
All things considered, being there in all that music and poo poo must be pretty awesome

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

Greyhawk posted:

Yes, please reenact your military history at this festival of peace.

It would be way more badass than this poo poo.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Noni posted:

Is this floor stuff really all being projected or is part of it compositing?

Projected. It is impressive.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


hahaha war and peace

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
IT'S A GAY TRAP!!! This is to put the gays at ease so they reveal themselves...

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Teddybear posted:

Why are these russian men looking up this little girl's dress

Raping little girls is practically a traditional Russian pastime.

Jezrael
May 1, 2005
the bagel is an adequate vessel of nutrition
War: What is it good for?

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
these guys should take choreography lessons from North Korea. They're not very good.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
These men in lavender uniforms don't seem to care much for the women dancing about them.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
I am holing out for the rise of the Bolsheviks part.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
All I can think of while watching this is that I'd love this multi-billion dollar setup to run some D&D campaigns.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Spacedad posted:

Raping little girls is practically a traditional Russian pastime.

again, note that tatu is playing at this ceremony

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Oh, it's about War and Peace

How come didn't I immediately catch that

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



War and Peace has a death scene for one dude that outright says, "Unfortunately this character has no further role in the plot, so he dies."

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

This is almost gay enough for me.

Steelpudding
Apr 21, 2010

I've got Balls of Steel!
Look how marvelous this looks 51 billion well spent amirite?

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

Biaga posted:

Men ignoring women: a History of Russia.

hahaha

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Those dresses are what happens without gays.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

And nooooow, THE OVERTHROW AND WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF THE CZAR, but set to tasteful music.



Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
Please act out the entirety of war and peace I gotta rock a deuce.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Is this stadium actually being used for anything except the opening/closing ceremonies?

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

IT'S A GAY TRAP!!! This is to put the gays at ease so they reveal themselves...

all of russia is gay and the only reason they have children is because everyone has a beard

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
I'm having flashbacks to that Don Bluth movie about Anastasia.

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

Three Olives posted:

Those dresses are what happens without gays.

The designer is the one who should be persecuted

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Three Olives posted:

Those dresses are what happens without gays.

you cannot look at this and say a gay man was not involved in creating it

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
I suppose a tribute to War and Peace is a lot classier than a tribute to James Bond and Harry Potter like London did.

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

I wish Boris Yeltsin was here.

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
She is Labour Camp thin.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


dang that's a pretty lady

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Fumble posted:

I am holing out for the rise of the Bolsheviks part.

putin would get my vote if a group bolshies raided the place now

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Oh please, PLEASE do a tribute to the very, very gay Tchaikovsky.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Tipps posted:

I suppose a tribute to War and Peace is a lot classier than a tribute to James Bond and Harry Potter like London did.

did they really :doh:

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
That is literally two men dancing with each other.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

perceptron posted:

I wish Boris Yeltsin was here.

He was inside the mecha-bunny.

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myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
I guess I can't buy the projectors they are using from the store

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