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Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
On the backs of a chair made of flayed gay men.

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FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

DannoMack posted:

hey frank who are your top five hottest dancers in the opening ceremonies so far

I haven't been paying that much attention... put there are probably some hot asian chicks out there...

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
where the gently caress was the great patriotic war?

i was expecting half the ceremony to be about how good they were at killing germans

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


wait what about guatemala

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Watching these opening ceremonies makes me want to change my name to Get With the Pogrom.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Cool now this thread can get back to whats important, figuring out the trade value of 3 lightbulbs.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

I haven't been paying that much attention... put there are probably some hot asian chicks out there...

The chicks who led the teams out. With the hats. Actually just the hats

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

51 billion dollar dream

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Eat This Glob posted:

Watching these opening ceremonies makes me want to change my name to Get With the Pogrom.

That is a top tier name Glob, go for it!

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!

myshl0ng posted:

I want the remix of that commie song

i think this is it???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rGO2WhZGg

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Angepain posted:

I don't think Sochi and london is a valid comparison, the Sochi opening ceremony is just the desperate attempts to big up a country on the basis on how it used to be a major empire a while ago when now it's reduced to a shadow of its former self, mostly just annoying people and going to war with countries for no good reason while the only reason anyone takes it seriously is because it still has nuclear weapons. Whereas the UK,

hang on

To be fair, most of the London opening ceremony was "hey China, this is what fun is"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Adventure Pigeon posted:

where the gently caress was the great patriotic war?

i was expecting half the ceremony to be about how good they were at killing germans

I was hoping for one of those tanks named after Stalin myself.

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Fool and the World posted:

Alright, boring part. Speeches.

I don't understand why this is still happening. Everyone hates this. Everytime I hope that at one point they simply go "gently caress this boring speech. Start the games".

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


aahhhhh im done. nothing can top the last half of that musical thing. let me know if something explodes.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

SarutosZero posted:

Cool now this thread can get back to whats important, figuring out the trade value of 3 lightbulbs.



Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules
A salute to the undocumented workers that built sochi

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

A Pale Horse posted:

That is a top tier name Glob, go for it!

i think i might after work

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012

myshl0ng posted:

Russian sounds threatening as gently caress

I agree, he could be revealing the secret to world peace and I would still feel slightly threatened.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Nothing about the opening ceremonies screams $51 billions dollars to me. :colbert:

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

Adventure Pigeon posted:

where the gently caress was the great patriotic war?

i was expecting half the ceremony to be about how good they were at killing germans
Another 50 billion and we could have gotten 5 minutes of glorious nazi killing

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

Eat This Glob posted:

Watching these opening ceremonies makes me want to change my name to Get With the Pogrom.

lol

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

myshl0ng posted:

Another 50 billion and we could have gotten 5 minutes of glorious nazi killing

That's what I wanted this whole ceremony to be.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Greyhawk posted:

I don't understand why this is still happening. Everyone hates this. Everytime I hope that at one point they simply go "gently caress this boring speech. Start the games".

It lets some lesser known people stroke their puds over how awesome it is to be at the olympics.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Adventure Pigeon posted:

where the gently caress was the great patriotic war?

i was expecting half the ceremony to be about how good they were at killing germans
Keeps people off their guards; now everyone is going to be wondering whether the Russians have gotten over it, or are planning something big.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
THESE GAMES WILL BE HOT

THESE GAMES WILL BE COOL

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
this guy is awesome

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
My husband: Can I watch the Simpsons now?

Me: :black101:

Him: :stare: Ah. Well,it's probably one I've already seen.

No one switches the channel over until I see them light the goddamned fire thing.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



New heroes, new icons, new stray dogs, new tarps

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
So much awkward

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe
"new modern venues"

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
what's the temp there? no one looks the least bit cold...

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Our game... WILL BE COOL

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

lmao, literally Borat

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

In It For The Tank posted:

THESE GAMES WILL BE HOT

THESE GAMES WILL BE COOL

Did he just switch to English solely so he could make those terrible puns?

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

I haven't been paying that much attention... put there are probably some hot asian chicks out there...

yeah and pretty buff dudes too

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Ovo posted:

A salute to the undocumented workers that built sochi

they've all been buried alive so as to never reveal the secrets of olympics

also because management wanted to embezzle the money rather than pay them

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
That English

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

myshl0ng posted:

Another 50 billion and we could have gotten 5 minutes of glorious nazi killing

No money for Nazi re-enactors, we kill German team.

perceptron
Aug 8, 2007

How are they gonna light the thing, isnt there usually a gimmick?

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VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

what's the temp there? no one looks the least bit cold...

Putin has a nice colourful blanket on his lap

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