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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Hegav posted:

Is Wolfburgs transfer strategy still do buy a ton of unknown players who happens to have a good youtube compilation?

Not since Allofs & Hecking took over. They've (mostly) made some good deals lately.

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Diego out and van Bruyne in is basically the exemplary transfer of the new Wolfsburg management.

Out with overpriced gash and in with young players that are proven in the league and promoting youngsters like Arnold to the first team.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Diego out and van Bruyne in is basically the exemplary transfer of the new Wolfsburg management.

Out with overpriced gash and in with young players that are proven in the league and promoting youngsters like Arnold to the first team.

Where does "get ripped the gently caress off by Chelsea" fit into this new strategy?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
We've been hosed over by Weiner so many times that this decision is not only absolutely correct, but also so, so sweet.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Dunban posted:

It's not like we're completely invincible or whatever. We nearly lost against Stuttgart for gently caress's sake. Our toughest game of the season so far was against Hertha - if a team that was just promoted can give us that much trouble then every single club in the Bundesliga can. I'm not sure why it's supposed to be Bayern's responsibility to keep the league fair or whatever. I mean, what are we supposed to do? Intentionally play worse? Not sign the players we need to sign and are able to get?
It's up to the rest of the league to step up their game and stop loving around.

Nobody expects Bayern fans to be sad about their team dominating the league. But coming in here and saying everything is fine and that the rest of the teams just need to step up their game and that nothing needs to be changed is quite grating. Nobody has even remotely the same financial resources as Bayern. That is the kind of structural advantage that leads to Bayern bosses freaking out if they don't win the league two times in a row!

A fix would be to redistribute TV money and the like a bit better. They try to keep the teams and drivers on even footing in the Formula 1, they should do it in the Bundesliga as well. In America the worst NFL teams have first dibs on the best players coming up, and if that kind of socialism is the norm in the country of free markets, it should be possible here in Europe as well.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
I keep hearing that Hamburg pretty much should be where Bayern are in terms of money and support, why aren't they and what does that even mean?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Torrannor posted:

Nobody expects Bayern fans to be sad about their team dominating the league. But coming in here and saying everything is fine and that the rest of the teams just need to step up their game and that nothing needs to be changed is quite grating. Nobody has even remotely the same financial resources as Bayern. That is the kind of structural advantage that leads to Bayern bosses freaking out if they don't win the league two times in a row!

A fix would be to redistribute TV money and the like a bit better. They try to keep the teams and drivers on even footing in the Formula 1, they should do it in the Bundesliga as well. In America the worst NFL teams have first dibs on the best players coming up, and if that kind of socialism is the norm in the country of free markets, it should be possible here in Europe as well.

TV money is distributed about as fairly as humanly possible here. Look at loving La Liga and how much cash Barca and Real are getting compared to the rest of the Spanish teams.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

The NFL Draft isn't socialism, it's human trafficking.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Hahaha classic Reif 'Frankfurt are defending absolutely right, closing down the middle' and a split second the 2-0 :v:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Also something something no relegation and lingering for twenty years before you get enough resources for a title before oblivion takes grip of your team again while people reminisce about the squad of '69 watching the current crop of shitcloggers.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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joselulz

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
noice

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

oh em gee bee ess posted:

I keep hearing that Hamburg pretty much should be where Bayern are in terms of money and support, why aren't they and what does that even mean?

The answer to that is simply Uli Hoeneß. He is one of those guys who has the combination of having some business sense as well as having his heart in the right place. He kept the right people around and probably had a big part in keeping that Bayern esprit de corps in the management big.
Having a guy like him take over at the age of 27(!!!) and running things for 30+ years was absolutely massive for Bayern.

Many other historically big clubs like HSV, Schalke, Nürnberg, Gladbach, Frankfurt could be in a similar position to Bayern, if they didn't regularly have incompetent clowns running things. gently caress am I ever envious of clubs with sensible management. :argh:

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
Where can I find a clip/gif of Ribery poking Mandzukic's black eye after his goal? Mandzu got all mad, that was funny as hell.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

elbkaida posted:

The answer to that is simply Uli Hoeneß. He is one of those guys who has the combination of having some business sense as well as having his heart in the right place. He kept the right people around and probably had a big part in keeping that Bayern esprit de corps in the management big.
Having a guy like him take over at the age of 27(!!!) and running things for 30+ years was absolutely massive for Bayern.

Many other historically big clubs like HSV, Schalke, Nürnberg, Gladbach, Frankfurt could be in a similar position to Bayern, if they didn't regularly have incompetent clowns running things. gently caress am I ever envious of clubs with sensible management. :argh:

Upstanding criminal Uli Hoeneß, leading Bayern to the very top of the German league. And the morality is

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


I'm warming up to this guy.

MuLepton
Apr 1, 2011

It's kind of a long story.

Torrannor posted:

Upstanding criminal Uli Hoeneß, leading Bayern to the very top of the German league. And the morality is

He's as greedy as the next guy when it comes to taxes, but you can't argue that he's always supported (ex-)Bayern players when they had problems. Gerd Müller and Deisler are just the two most prominent ones. As for Bayern being so far ahead financially, well, the club was managed really, really well - it's not like they had some Russian (or corporation) pump millions into the team while running a deficit.

He hosed up with his tax evasion and he's rightly going to court for this. But it doesn't change that he managed the club and treated its players really well.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I love Uli.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

Torrannor posted:

Upstanding criminal Uli Hoeneß, leading Bayern to the very top of the German league. And the morality is

:ssh: Don't get caught. I did say he was a businessman, putting the criminal is basically redundant! :v:

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

I like that Watzke is talking about "schottische Verhältnisse" when the SPL at least had the integrity to relegate Rangers into oblivion when they became insolvent, whereas his own chickenshit outfit got bailed out by the Bundesliga just like every other "Traditionsklub" in Germany when they were bankrupt. Too big to fail ITT.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


The win spelt good news for Bayern at least.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win


Am I the only one getting the weird 'Minority Card Game' ad here, just aside from the Bayern article.

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
Thank God they included Nazis, pro-gamers, and feminists, because otherwise I would feel the game was uncomfortably xenophobic.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

it's a satire website and that's a joke ad you're seeing.

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
No, it's not:
http://minderheiten-quartett.de/
http://www.amazon.de/Unbekannt-Mind...91491926&sr=1-2

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

You know how whenever you create satire on the internet, some idiot will believe it? That's another level above that I suppose. Well played.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Come on, the Leverkusens!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Katana Gomai posted:

Come on, the Leverkusens!

Bit early for this imo

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Bit early for this imo

doubles as a kicktipp reminder

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
A Friday night game that's actually decent? Next you're gonna tell me the game on Saturday night is gonna be interesting as well.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Son! :getin:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'd love a draw

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

It was a nice shot but holy poo poo that was some atrocious defending by Gladbach.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Hurry up and score a goal Gladbach tia

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

:woop:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Oh look it's Bayern Jäger #1

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Lol even Manuel Friedrich gets to score against Bremen.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Katana Gomai posted:

Lol even Philipp Lahm gets to score against Nürnberg.

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I guess Werder were the cure for what ails Dortmund. This feels like the good old days.

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beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Even Werder gets to score against Dortmund.

:smith:

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