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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

this is supposed to be the history of russia? :stare:

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This must be what it is like to play Pimkin.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

this is supposed to be the history of russia? :stare:

Accurate.

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

I just wanted to point out. That a classic Russian tradition is for two burly hetero manly-men to kiss each other on the lips as a sign of affection. People who are really into this whole OLD VALUES poo poo are trying hard to bring it back. It's like the whole country is in the closet and gay bashes because of it.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

So the American commentators aren't any better than in 2012. England may be slowly turning into a creepy surveillance state, but at least the BBC commentators actually did their homework.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm havin' a flashback, man.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

this is supposed to be the history of russia? :stare:

Russian history was heavily influenced by LSD is what I'm getting from this

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

I had no idea that Londo Mollari founded the Russian Imperial Navy.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

russia really likes stanley donwood's artwork for thom yorke's the eraser, huh?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Zeno-25 posted:

Russian history was heavily influenced by the guy that did the Spiderman broadway show is what I'm getting from this

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

are these dancers dancing on a projection of money? are they trying to say "haha, we got your 51 billion dollars, now what?"?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The book I could not finish.

Tindjin
Aug 4, 2006

Do not seek death.
Death will find you.
But seek the road
which makes death a fulfillment.
Anyone know of a site where you can replay the opening ceremony? NBC isn't streaming the opening online via website or app, they only have 3-4 two minute clips. Thanks.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


Tindjin posted:

Anyone know of a site where you can replay the opening ceremony? NBC isn't streaming the opening online via website or app, they only have 3-4 two minute clips. Thanks.

Trust me, it's better that way.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Just two dandies dancing.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Tindjin posted:

Anyone know of a site where you can replay the opening ceremony? NBC isn't streaming the opening online via website or app, they only have 3-4 two minute clips. Thanks.
at least an hour and a half of it is completely throwaway anyway

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Check out the cheeks on that dude.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Dandruff

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

hahaha holy poo poo, were those russians just doing it like bernie?

Fortuitous Bumble
Jan 5, 2007

communist-train busting through the stadium, awesome

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
lmao loving russians are retarded

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJb_qPKOqA

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
This is like watching a Disney produced Broadway extravaganza about AIDS.

Holy poo poo the phrase "Orwellian ritual" was just used in a way that was not a synonym for "loving boot on your face awful"

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"the russians want us to know that they have not forgotten that war"

oh come on, it was like 70 years ago :jerkbag:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Is this Pussy Riot?

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
did the broncos lose again?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

good loving god, this is the weirdest olympic opening ceremony i've ever seen by far

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"the russians want us to know that they have not forgotten that war"

oh come on, it was like 70 years ago :jerkbag:

great job, russia. you threw a poo poo ton of human lives away then waited until winter killed a bunch of germans

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

good loving god, this is the weirdest olympic opening ceremony i've ever seen by far

I really shouldn't have dropped acid an hour ago

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Highly idealized

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Well at least they've made it impossible for anyone to parody them, because you're not going to top this.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Who gets more medals this year? Russians or Russians?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
PUTIN CONTROLS WHAT IS IN TEXTBOOKS, THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 AND THESE ANNOUNCERS ARE ACTING LIKE THAT'S NO BIG DEAL

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
50 billion dollars for this. money. well. spent.

Shyfted One
May 9, 2008
This is terrible

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Zeluth posted:

Who gets more medals this year? Russians or Russians?

as long as russia doesnt win gold in hockey i dont give a gently caress about anything else

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Don't drop the Russian male death stats on us bro we're just trying to watch the dance :(

Fortuitous Bumble
Jan 5, 2007

Level Slide posted:

Highly idealized

can't have viewers getting the wrong idea about flying commie trains

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!
Mother loving goddamn Sochi has the cutest stray population of dogs I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/blatchkiki/status/431015217762680832/photo/1

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

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precision posted:

I really shouldn't have dropped acid an hour ago
i didn't but i sure as hell feel like i did

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