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Three-Phase posted:At hospital lost fingat post mote later Heh. I remember there's one where they're lighting a bonfire in a clearing, and after the fire is lit the guy grabs a gas can and starts pouring it on. The can of course lights (what did you expect?) and the guy starts flailing around, and a few seconds into it realizes "hey, none of the fire is on me or anywhere it'll cause problem", so he just spins in circles in the clearing until the can is empty.
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You Are A Elf posted:Holy loving poo poo  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxSZKsi65zA&t=9m40s 2-4-6-0-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEIT! In 1991, Top Of The Pops got trolled by Nirvana after they wouldn't let them play their instruments live. They thankfully decided to let Kurt Cobain sing. It was hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0MzeMfcGxA
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Feb 8, 2014 02:12
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It's Beef from Phantom of the Paradise come to life!
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Celery Face posted:In 1991, Top Of The Pops got trolled by Nirvana after they wouldn't let them play their instruments live. They thankfully decided to let Kurt Cobain sing. It was hilarious. Nirvana's performance is also a reference to the Smith performance of This Charming Man where Morrissey lip-synced into bouquet of flowers for the same reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slRasAHTA0
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Three-Phase posted:At hospital lost fingat post mote later I've done this. Some one opened up a gas tank of a weed whacker and set it on fire. There was a flame floating on the opening. Now I'm no explosionologist but I figured there was a chance of that exploding. So I poured the gas out like a dumb rear end and spread the fire everywhere. It's me! I'm the schadenfreude!
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Nitrox posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrVVmhb1eA I really have to question the thought process of launching a homemade roman candle, a ballistic weapon with very poor aim control, at a bucket of gasoline, behind which you have parked your mother's Camry.
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Nitrox posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrVVmhb1eA Shot a few times with a Panzerfail. Loading a jetski into a van doesn't work as intended Another copper theif gets flashed Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 04:22 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Feb 8, 2014 04:10
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CzarChasm posted:I really have to question the thought process of launching a homemade roman candle, a ballistic weapon with very poor aim control, at a bucket of gasoline, behind which you have parked your mother's Camry. Also your house is back there. Also there's a huge open field behind you. Also rednecks are dumb.
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Feb 8, 2014 04:27
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narfanator posted:Heh. I remember there's one where they're lighting a bonfire in a clearing, and after the fire is lit the guy grabs a gas can and starts pouring it on. The can of course lights (what did you expect?) and the guy starts flailing around, and a few seconds into it realizes "hey, none of the fire is on me or anywhere it'll cause problem", so he just spins in circles in the clearing until the can is empty. Wasn't the dude pouring the gas on an Icelandic flag or something? I like to think I'd handle the situation the same way as that guy did. Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Lsf7ZKf5c
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Nitrox posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzrVVmhb1eA Especially because they forget that it's the vapors, not the liquid, that's flammable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8q_gSJ5n_A
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Blood On The Dance Floor had to cancel a tour in Australia because only 6 people bought tickets.  If you don't know who they are, they are responsible for these masterpieces and I'm pretty sure that the lead singer is a pedophile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuZlHqQjbRY
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Celery Face posted:Blood On The Dance Floor had to cancel a tour in Australia because only 6 people bought tickets. Skipped around in the second link and now I feel like I need a shower.
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00:10 in has it about right.
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Aperture Priority posted:Skipped around in the second link and now I feel like I need a shower.
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Celery Face posted:I looked up more about the Hungarian Valjean and that's not actually the only time he hosed up. Metallica also didn't take too kindly to being asked to fake play their new hit King Nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kggWc9dFs9E
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Celery Face posted:Blood On The Dance Floor had to cancel a tour in Australia because only 6 people bought tickets. Being in a crunkcore band is pretty much its own schadenfreude.
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flagella posted:
That brings back some terrible memories. That doesn't seem like a massive amount of cards, though. My last box dump was basically the beginning of the end of my MT:G playing. That doesn't look like too many cards, though, compared to most people who I know who play.
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Feb 8, 2014 07:30
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Another petrol fuckup. The party really gets started about a minute in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RBRCaVjYrM
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Feb 8, 2014 07:45
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flagella posted:He probably had them all organized too Oh and Green Day managing to cause headaches on a morning TV show in Australia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-NWLiS_As BogDew has a new favorite as of 07:49 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Metallica also didn't take too kindly to being asked to fake play their new hit King Nothing One of my favourites of these is when Muse was asked to mime on some Italian show. No one on the show even noticed that anything was wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn2qKraB1lQ (For those who don't know, this is what a Muse show should look like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCUZSS54drI)
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Celery Face posted:It's even creepier considering that all of their fans are under sixteen. Best YouTube Comment: I couldn't agree more.. It sounds like they made a 9 year old watch porn and write poems about it..
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Feb 8, 2014 14:12
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Sappo569 posted:That sure is some person being arrested. That is a man wearing a gently caress Patriarchy hoodie being cuffed by a woman.
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Feb 8, 2014 14:33
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Sappo569 posted:That sure is some person being arrested. His shirt says "gently caress Patriarchy" and he's being arrested by a woman. The Patriarchy has indeed been hosed, but it's not the way he was hoping for. Edit: beaten to the post.
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Mister Adequate posted:Man I hope for your sake you never piss off a goose. Apparently the snowflake wasn't the only broken thing.  http://larrybrownsports.com/olympics/russian-girl-opening-ceremony-broke-arm-training/219138
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Lurch posted:Another petrol fuckup. The party really gets started about a minute in. Boy, you weren't kidding!
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Roro posted:His shirt says "gently caress Patriarchy" and he's being arrested by a woman. The Patriarchy has indeed been hosed, but it's not the way he was hoping for. Maybe it was 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXjCKwBtG0I GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!! Oh.
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peter gabriel posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXjCKwBtG0I Ha ha oh man I remember that so well, US 94 was awesome.
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Nah, man your hat will keep it from hurting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-zDfv3fUfs
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Stoatbringer posted:His Mithril vest will protect him. Actually, I think he's wearing a skirt with a sequined band.
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It is a belt / joke edit: Actually I guess it's not impossible that's part of the dress. But i have seen those things on their own too.
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flagella posted:
What's the big deal about dropping a box of cards, though? Disclaimer: I have never played anything besides a regular deck of playing cards (the 52 cards kind), so I'm sincerely curious.
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ulvir posted:What's the big deal about dropping a box of cards, though? People usually sort them by color (there are five of those) and/or category (potentially a lot, depending on how granular you get), so that guy is likely going to have a fun old time sifting through every single one of those to reorganise them.
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ulvir posted:What's the big deal about dropping a box of cards, though? Other than the fact it's a shitload of cards to pick up, if he's super asinine about sorting it's going to take him a couple hours to get everything back the way he wants it. Plus if he's got any valuable cards in there they might have been damaged, but most card nerds keep those in binders or something.
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ulvir posted:What's the big deal about dropping a box of cards, though? In collectible cards games like Magic, players sort their cards to easily find them. Since you can literally have hundreds of different cards, sorting them takes a lot of time. Imagine if those were baseball cards, painstakingly sorted by year, player, team, etc. and everything got dropped like that. e: Super beaten, but as it was pointed out, a true Magic collector would have put all their rares in a binder for safe-keeping, anyhow. Still many hours of sorting ahead of that guy.
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