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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
"The age of death for Russian men is much lower than in the rest of the world," the announcer cheerfully intoned as a young girl was raised to the ceiling (oh god please don't fall :ohdear: )

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

bow chicka wow wow posted:

Don't drop the Russian male death stats on us bro we're just trying to watch the dance :(

Harshin my buzz brah!

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
do your part, russian men

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Grey Fox V2 posted:

Mother loving goddamn Sochi has the cutest stray population of dogs I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/blatchkiki/status/431015217762680832/photo/1



well, they used to anyways

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


precision posted:

"The age of death for Russian men is much lower than in the rest of the world," the announcer cheerfully intoned as a young girl was raised to the ceiling (oh god please don't fall :ohdear: )

Spoilers: She's not gonna fall. If anything like that had happened we would've been talking about it for some time after this all aired live about 10 hours ago.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

precision posted:

"The age of death for Russian men is much lower than in the rest of the world," the announcer cheerfully intoned as a young girl was raised to the ceiling (oh god please don't fall :ohdear: )

hm i wonder why maybe because they're all alcoholic shitheads living in a shitscape

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012
did they cut the part with the mascots on the rebroadcast on NBC? I am watching everything from the nations on, was it before that bit?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It's actually kinda funny seeing new posters watch the opening ceremonies

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Our games will be cool.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

AsInHowe posted:

do your part, russian men

A woman I know who is from Russia said this to me once "Russian women are the most beautiful women on the planet, and then they turn 30 and very quickly become the ugliest". I have seen nothing but evidence to support this.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
New modern venues, eh? Which one is more corrupt?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

this is where i started watching the livestream earlier

this dude tells all the athletes to BE CLEAN ;) ;)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Level Slide posted:

Our games will be cool.

And eXtreme.

As in, dog/terrorist attacks.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

precision posted:

A woman I know who is from Russia said this to me once "Russian women are the most beautiful women on the planet, and then they turn 30 and very quickly become the ugliest". I have seen nothing but evidence to support this.

They revert to their true Baba Yagu form when they get a green card.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

precision posted:

A woman I know who is from Russia said this to me once "Russian women are the most beautiful women on the planet, and then they turn 30 and very quickly become the ugliest". I have seen nothing but evidence to support this.

Do they all have de novo collagen mutations spontaneously kickstarted by vodka mid-life?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

this is where i started watching the livestream earlier

this dude tells all the athletes to BE CLEAN ;) ;)

wink wink honk honk

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
"Embracing human diversity"

except you know for the gays

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"olympic games are never about gay people being an abomination, except for this year's olympic games"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I do give Russia this: You asked for it, you are going to get it.

I hope it goes well.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

Putin, who fought so hard to bring the Olympic Games to Sochi.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

yay, the jellyfish part!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
"Russia's place in the world"? You mean "a frozen shithole that stretches the definition of First World Country and which nobody is sure why it even exists except that you gotta do something with all that loving land I guess"

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012
Does anyone have a clip of the giant bear part? NBC kindly cut to commercials during that part.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Music by Tchaikovsky: a noted gay.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This is actually watchable.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
We now release 'symbolic doves' of peace because one time we accidentally...uh...incinerated all the doves. Our bad.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
ballet would be pretty awesome if the dancers didn't put themselves through absolute hell to even be remotely competent or successful

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Zeluth posted:

This is actually watchable.

I've enjoyed the whole thing - unironically!

Pheeets
Sep 17, 2004

Are ya gonna come quietly, or am I gonna have to muss ya up?

AsInHowe posted:

do your part, russian men



This really seems like someone switched the faces around.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

And then the doves make the jump into hyperspace.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

is believe supposed to be a spinoff of heroes?

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

redshirt posted:

I've enjoyed the whole thing - unironically!

Same

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

is believe supposed to be a spinoff of heroes?

no it's some awful ripoff of Touch I think

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

redshirt posted:

I've enjoyed the whole thing - unironically!
Yeah, it was pretty baller. Russia might suck at a lot of things, but dance is not one of them.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ash1138 posted:

Yeah, it was pretty baller. Russia might suck at a lot of things, but dance is not one of them.

So bummed though one dog didn't crash the show. Would have been great during the ball scene.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
ahahaha, I didn't know about the World Cup in 2018, that can only go well

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

olypmics stream, where

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

olympics

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

and now the raising of the tarp!

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Let the games begin! You know what games, I mean. Freaky scary poo poo, like the Ski jump, downhill racing, shalom and Russian toiletries.

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