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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

FrozenVent posted:



Looks about right.


But she's a snowboarder :ohdear:

He should get extra points.
He's not even on a board.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That drone is making me nervous.

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.

FrozenVent posted:

But she's a snowboarder :ohdear:

Snowboard snapped in half lengthways

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The worst thing about the NBC bit, is that they cut away in the middle of the last woman's slopestyle run to watch the reactions of the winner.
Sure, she screwed up the landing on the second jump, but i wanted to see what she was gonna do for the third.

12_String
Feb 28, 2007

Broccoli is brain food.

redshirt posted:

That drone is making me nervous.

Drone iz necessary for security reasons. Has supeerior Ruske knockoff hellfire meesles in case dogge get near course.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

12_String posted:

Drone iz necessary for security reasons. Has supeerior Ruske knockoff hellfire meesles in case dogge get near course.

im not gonna lie during every men's downhill run i was looking for doges off the side of the course

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

He should get extra points.
He's not even on a board.

Ya gotta give that guy credit on the recovery

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

you irl posted:

im not gonna lie during every men's downhill run i was looking for doges off the side of the course

I wonder what that would look like? Guy going 82 on skis, plowing into a dog. Would there be an explosion of dog?

dud root
Mar 30, 2008
and kneecaps

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

redshirt posted:

I wonder what that would look like? Guy going 82 on skis, plowing into a dog. Would there be an explosion of dog?

Maybe like when car hits deer

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Skier's knees would probably fold in ways they are not designed to, followed by a moment of flight.
And then he hits the ground and slides a little.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Really hmmm I think they would both explode

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Let's test

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Is that Russian ice dancer's costume kevlar or something? He literally had her skates buried in his gut, and then again in his thigh, like danger close to his crotch :stare:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Cthulu Carl posted:

Ya gotta give that guy credit on the recovery

Hahaha god I hope this follows around 3O more than the kicking his cat against the window of his highrise condo in Texas and the collar the cat needed around its neck afterwards.
Well... as much as, anyhow.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice



edit: what photoshop whyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Jun 4, 2011

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Paradox Personified posted:

Hahaha god I hope this follows around 3O more than the kicking his cat against the window of his highrise condo in Texas and the collar the cat needed around its neck afterwards.
Well... as much as, anyhow.

WHAT

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

I miiiight have some details wrong. I await fellow goons confirming/denying.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
tried to watch the slopestyle men's final. I just wanted to see, like, the last 15-20 minutes, but NBC put up the whole thing as a 2 hour broadcast and you can't skip around in it. Whyyyy

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

redshirt posted:

She skied off the hill so she couldn't have been too bad.

That isn't the way brain injuries work. Just because her brain matter wasn't smeared across the snow doesn't mean she's okay.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

drat figure skating is gay.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


redshirt posted:

drat figure skating is gay.

It's loving dancing dude, what did you expect?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

redshirt posted:

drat figure skating is gay.

Men's doubles luge is the gayest of winter events, though.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

redshirt posted:

drat figure skating is gay.

the legs are amazing though

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

tried to watch the slopestyle men's final. I just wanted to see, like, the last 15-20 minutes, but NBC put up the whole thing as a 2 hour broadcast and you can't skip around in it. Whyyyy

so you have to get to see the commericals for mcdonalds food

seriously, who the gently caress bites into a mcnugget and thinks "this is great food"

kevin carter really killed himself because he offered the kid a mcnugget and was met with "no thanks, let the vulture eat me"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Men's doubles luge is the gayest of winter events, though.

Seriously.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Cthulu Carl posted:

Men's doubles luge is the gayest of winter events, though.

lol yeah that's p. gay.

They should wear themed costumes like the figure skaters.

We're luging to the themes of Disney's Alladin.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FrozenVent posted:

Seriously.

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Cthulu Carl posted:

Men's doubles luge is the gayest of winter events, though.

Reposting because of the truth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=effb2JYiKXM

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

What's the bottom (top?) guy even do, he can't see poo poo.

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
CURLIN COMIN UP SOON

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Pvt Dancer posted:

What's the bottom (top?) guy even do, he can't see poo poo.

Generates momentum.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Pvt Dancer posted:

What's the bottom (top?) guy even do, he can't see poo poo.

VE STEER VIF ZE KEGELS

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.


Hahahah, what the gently caress?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

maybe they can make a new event combining spooning and sledding.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

coupla flamers heh

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

etalian posted:

maybe they can make a new event combining spooning and sledding.

Going by that picture it already exists.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Can someone please post a screencap of this Bob dude's diseased eye? TIA

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Mar 18, 2011


the ecstasy of athleticism

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