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frank grunted as he tossed his rock down the alley. his sweepers stood by idly as the rock smashed through the field, inducing a chaotic cascade of outrage and broken medal-stand hopes. another successful throw. the opposing german team looked on in silence, cowed by the utter dominance of franks fling. frank didnt even look at the scoreboard as he strode over to the german team and one by one took each of their brooms from their nerveless fingers and snapped them in half. both the brooms and the fingers. sobs echoed through the arena as frank stomped back into his locker room. his crew followed, each spitting on the ice before sliding away in a moonwalk pose. in the studio, a single tear rolls down bob costas' frozen face, but none know whether joy or sorrow is its father. frank does not win the gold, but he has won on the only field that matters- the arena of curling respect. like ands hare if you think this would improve curling
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:just checked the schedule and y'all are getting frothy about men's curling I get frothy for any curling.
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Yea so curling still blows. Now curling with puppies instead dumb rocks with handle would gather the world's attention.
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TontoCorazon posted:Yea so curling is pretty awesome. Now curling with the poisoned corpses of stray dogs instead of expertly machined granite with ergonomically designed handles would gather the world's attention. Ftfy
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Are all the doges dead? No they got relocated to a dog shantytown just like the humans who live in Sochi.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Are all the doges dead? Nah they're fine. Put them on the same healthcare the athletes get.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:just checked the schedule and y'all are getting frothy about men's curling Chicken Doodle posted:Reposting because of the truth:
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GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:great example of people who don't understand comedy trying to be funny I went there.
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TontoCorazon posted:Nah they're fine. Put them on the same healthcare the athletes get. They are hosed 
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They are hosed A rich Russian billionaire paid for the dog shantytown since having soldiers chase dogs around with a AK47 would not make good PR. 
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etalian posted:A rich Russian billionaire paid for the dog shantytown since having soldiers chase dogs around with a AK47 would not make good PR. thats an interesting term for concentration camp
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Wait, curling already started? Damnit Google, you told me midnight PST!  Is there a stream link?
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Galaga Galaxian posted:Wait, curling already started? Damnit Google, you told me midnight PST! adhenet has their normal batch of streams up
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Is there a medical reason women can't do snowboard tricks? Watching the women's slopestyle competition I swear all the men competitors would have gotten laughed at for the runs the women put on. Not to mention the extreme lack of backflips. I sear, they never even went tricky. Gold medal men's: 1620 japan Gold medal Woman's: 720 and you didn't split your head open CaptainAmazingPants fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Feb 10, 2014 |
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CaptainAmazingPants posted:Is there a medical reason women can't do snowboard tricks? Watching the women's slopestyle competition I swear all the men competitors would have gotten laughed at for the runs the women put on. Not to mention the extreme lack of backflips. I sear, they never even went tricky. durrr
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CaptainAmazingPants posted:Is there a medical reason women can't do snowboard tricks? Watching the women's slopestyle competition I swear all the men competitors would have gotten laughed at for the runs the women put on. Not to mention the extreme lack of backflips. I sear, they never even went tricky. Knees don't work the same. gently caress if I know why.
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CaptainAmazingPants posted:Is there a medical reason women can't do snowboard tricks? Watching the women's slopestyle competition I swear all the men competitors would have gotten laughed at for the runs the women put on. Not to mention the extreme lack of backflips. I sear, they never even went tricky. Yeah, I would just love to see one of these girls do an uber trick but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen
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The Portland curling club, Evergreen Curling, has their own facility now. No need to fight crowds at Lloyd Center. Though it is in Beaverton, which is worse for me. Though with our weather this weekend you could have set up ends on most city streets.
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Jet Jaguar posted:The Portland curling club, Evergreen Curling, has their own facility now. No need to fight crowds at Lloyd Center. Though it is in Beaverton, which is worse for me. Also if you do curling you can learn life skills, like impressing your better half on how fast you can mop the whole house.
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CaptainAmazingPants posted:Is there a medical reason women can't do snowboard tricks? Watching the women's slopestyle competition I swear all the men competitors would have gotten laughed at for the runs the women put on. Not to mention the extreme lack of backflips. I sear, they never even went tricky. women are bad at sports. upper body strength is huge in being able to do those tricks and women's ankles break much easier because their ankle is generally weaker and their legs angle inward more due to wider hips
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SickZip posted:women are bad at sports. 
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In addition, women's knees are not built for impact as men's knees are. We brace for a fall and our joints strengthen. Hell if I know why and how, but the CBC was talking about during a break in the action. Also, after Canada won against the Germans I instinctively starting singing O' Canada. I don't know how or why I know the lyrics. Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Feb 10, 2014 |
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etalian posted:Also if you do curling you can learn life skills, like impressing your better half on how fast you can mop the whole house. not to mention performing mechanically difficult tasks while rear end drunk
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The graceful dangling of the male genitalia allows a higher conservation of momentum
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Meat Recital posted:I think I'm getting too old for the olympics. any time an athlete younger than me comes up (all of them), i get super depressed about what i've done in my life. There is still time! This guy is 55.  
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hey, do they still let the prince of monaco run the bobsled every 4 years? maybe I can be that guy.
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SickZip posted:women are bad at sports. edit: i've heard this, don't know for sure, not a scientist
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Meat Recital posted:I think I'm getting too old for the olympics. any time an athlete younger than me comes up (all of them), i get super depressed about what i've done in my life. Thats why they invented curling dude.
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CaptainAmazingPants posted:Is there a medical reason women can't do snowboard tricks? Watching the women's slopestyle competition I swear all the men competitors would have gotten laughed at for the runs the women put on. Not to mention the extreme lack of backflips. I sear, they never even went tricky. http://snowboarding.transworld.net/1000186030/photos/bridging-the-gap-the-next-wave-of-womens-snowboarding/ ed: this article sucks tho
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