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Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT

Some beef I sliced at work.

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Ew, you touched your phone in the middle of food prep.

Also: lol dicks

pomegranates
Oct 16, 2012


Portuguese Man O' War

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that what you call it?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

pomegranates posted:


Portuguese Man O' War

That thing could kill someone.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The nipplefruit harvest looks great this year.

That's not a joke, Solanum Mammosum really are known as nipplefruit, also titty fruit, cow's udder, and "Apples of Sodom".

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight


My portable bike-pump looks kinda dildonic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Geoduck, sounds like a pokemon, looks like something else...

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Say Nothing posted:

Geoduck, sounds like a pokemon, looks like something else...


It's pronounced "Gooey Duck" by the locals, so it's even more Pokemon-y and wiener-y.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
You know you live in the wrong part of the country when you scroll through the 'looks NWS' thread and get hungry. Those things are DELICIOUS.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

elise the great posted:

You know you live in the wrong part of the country when you scroll through the 'looks NWS' thread and get hungry. Those things are DELICIOUS.

Christ, is there anything people won't eat?

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
There is no end to the NWS-ness of geoducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhQLoYIbJ4

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

JoelJoel posted:

Christ, is there anything people won't eat?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

elise the great posted:

You know you live in the wrong part of the country when you scroll through the 'looks NWS' thread and get hungry. Those things are DELICIOUS.
Are you talking about the Geoduck or the Tittyfruit?
Or the Portuguese Man O' War?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

neongrey posted:

There is no end to the NWS-ness of geoducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhQLoYIbJ4

Now I have to pee.

holttho
May 21, 2007


bpower
Feb 19, 2011

I bet some kid whacked off to to that back in the olden days.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Mmmm yeah, flip dat yellow pages.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

They certainly are carpet specialists.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

But does it match the curtains?

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Saw this on instagram the other day:

csm141
Jul 19, 2010

i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice
Pillbug

Say Nothing posted:

O.K, I may as well complete the set...

The thread has now hit rock bottom.

It is criminal that nobody commended you on this comment, well done.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle




(It's his toe)

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

KozmoNaut posted:

(It's his toe)

At first I thought, what the bong in the background... oh wait no.

Then it was ahhh, wait nope.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Adolf Hitler.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



My mother has a stuffed animal she takes on vacations. This is the latest shot...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Several.



Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Kyle, stop getting sand in your vagina.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I didn't think anyone had n00dz of my ex-wife. Huh.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Samizdata posted:

I didn't think anyone had n00dz of my ex-wife. Huh.

I had to go into another thread for a while because of how mad this post made me.

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.

davidspackage posted:

I had to go into another thread for a while because of how mad this post made me.

If you get so upset to the point of "literally shaking" by posts on a comedy forum on the internet, perhaps you need to reevaluate your internet browsing habits.

Allegedly Allergic
Nov 3, 2002

Crazy Bus Person #3

Doomsday Jesus posted:

If you get so upset to the point of "literally shaking" by posts on a comedy forum on the internet, perhaps you need to reevaluate your internet browsing habits.

Or invest in anti-seizure medication.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Doomsday Jesus posted:

If you get so upset to the point of "literally shaking" by posts on a comedy forum on the internet, perhaps you need to reevaluate your internet browsing habits.

I think it was a joke bud. Because the joke was so bad. So bad it was funny. And so bad it made that other guy mad. Hope that helps in future

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

I had to go into another thread for a while because of how mad this post made me.

That makes the joke even better.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Doomsday Jesus posted:

If you get so upset to the point of "literally shaking" by posts on a comedy forum on the internet, perhaps you need to reevaluate your internet browsing habits.

I was going to reply how I never said I was "literally shaking" but then I started to literally shake

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

As a semi-professional arm-chair psychiatrist, it's possible that Davidspackage may lack size and the gargantuan vag' brought flashbacks of an ex asking "are you in?" during coitus. It's OK if you need professional help.

Option 2, the poster simply has sand in his own giant vagina.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Do you people seriously not understand the use of hyperbole in calling out lovely posts.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I need help; should I be mad about the post, mad about the person mad about the post, mad about the people mad about the person mad about the post, or should I bring it to a whole new level and be mad at the people being mad about the people being mad at the person who was mad at the original post?

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Quit derailing and post things!

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