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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Young Freud posted:

I find the hilarious thing about this is that it doesn't violate IOC copyright, because it doesn't have the five rings :laffo:

Don't let Putin find out. He's gonna do a chargeback on his IOC bribes under the grounds that nothing he did could be considered the Olympics

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Fauxtool posted:

Don't let Putin find out. He's gonna do a chargeback on his IOC bribes under the grounds that nothing he did could be considered the Olympics

We should send him a tin medal when this is all over with an inscription that reads

"there was an attempt"

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


(He was ok)

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Curling owns don't know why y'all are hating on it

in other news apparently the Olympic halfpipe is "garbage and unsalvageable". Also the Canadian curling team mocked their teammate behind his back for a bad toss

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Kennel posted:



(He was ok)

Sochi! Sochi! Sochi! Sochi!

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Toad on a Hat posted:

Also the Canadian curling team mocked their teammate behind his back for a bad toss

The beauty of curling is that you have plenty of time to drink beer and poo poo on your teammates and still play properly.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vakal posted:

The beauty of curling is that you have plenty of time to drink beer and poo poo on your teammates and still play properly.

Tbh I said this last olympics but I really want to find a curling club.

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

We should send him a tin medal when this is all over with an inscription that reads

"there was an attempt"

"Thank you for trying"

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Greyhawk posted:

"Thank you for trying"

That's an explicit expression of gratitude, though. We're not liars, here.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Why not a "Participant" ribbon?

Or a trophy with a guy bowling on the top?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I just asked the guy who was the genie in disney on ice (back in the 90's) how difficult a triple axle is.
He says it's very hard and he never did them.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

lmao another guy just bit it. mens moguls is wrecking dudes left and right. that's 6 wipeouts by my count so far.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Wodka!

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe
Women's hockey, Fins are giving the Canadians a run for their money.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Kerbal Skiing Program

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
which of the four live curling matches should i be watching?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

you irl posted:

which of the four live curling matches should i be watching?

All of them.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Women's moguls didn't seem to have as many wipeouts. Is the course different?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Probably not, but they seem to take it slower.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Pastrymancy posted:

Women's moguls didn't seem to have as many wipeouts. Is the course different?

Men aren't as good, they're incomplete women after all.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Pastrymancy posted:

Women's moguls didn't seem to have as many wipeouts. Is the course different?

The snow is much softer because its warmer which means its also heavier and difficult to navigate. Hell the one guy lost his ski on just a standard turn because the heavy snow detached it.

edit: the one thing its better for is falling in though because you're not impacting a brick of ice.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

thats an interesting term for concentration camp

hey come on that's more food than any jews ever got fed

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Probably not, but they seem to take it slower.

:biotruths: women are not loving idiots that throw themselves downhill as fast as they can

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Pastrymancy posted:

Women's moguls didn't seem to have as many wipeouts. Is the course different?

I don't think so, but one of the announcers during the women's competition said the moguls are more closely placed to the ramps than in standard competitions.

Every time I see Clara Hughes on TV, I'm convinced she's part gnome.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

McStabby posted:

I don't think so, but one of the announcers during the women's competition said the moguls are more closely placed to the ramps than in standard competitions.

Russians are trying to kill Western athletes with improperly placed moguls.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the guy who got stuck in his room and hulked out got stuck on an elevator

https://twitter.com/JohnnyQuinnUSA/status/432893172084379649

also, don't watch the us in curling even though they're up against the pants, shuster is an utter disgrace

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
The Norwegian curling team is dreamy as gently caress.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


brad jacobs hosed up 2 shots in a row, letting the swiss steal 3 after blanking the first 4 ends.

Canada might not win this one.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Powershift posted:

brad jacobs hosed up 2 shots in a row, letting the swiss steal 3 after blanking the first 4 ends.

Canada might not win this one.

its crazy how quick i got sucked into curling. i watched two ends and i have strong opinions about canada's performance

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Vertical Lime posted:

the guy who got stuck in his room and hulked out got stuck on an elevator

https://twitter.com/JohnnyQuinnUSA/status/432893172084379649


But is the elevator made of cardboard too? :ohdear:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Darkman Fanpage posted:

:biotruths: women are not loving idiots that throw themselves downhill as fast as they can

if not at the olympics then when?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

:allears:

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Greyhawk posted:

But is the elevator made of cardboard too? :ohdear:

No but it is suspended by simple coax cable. That's why the rooms have no tv's.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Greyhawk posted:

But is the elevator made of cardboard too? :ohdear:

I jus hope he doesn't hurt the elevator dog when he smashes his way out.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Sweden dropping bombs in the curling. Team GB is getting rekt.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
drat canada's bringing the heat now

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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
USA and Norway update midway through the 6th:

NOR: 6
USA: >3

A defensive battle in the 5th.

Norway: Still Dreamy
USA: HARD! HARDHARDHARDHARDHARDHARD! WOAHHHHHhhhhh HARD!

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