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I turned my assassin Hlaalu characters manson into a
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Feb 11, 2014 05:27
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I always enjoyed turning Caius Cosades's house into a main quest trophy den. I'd put poo poo like Sixth House cups and bell hammers, enchanted items, books relating to the Nerevarine Prophecies, and so on in there. Shame that Bethesda lied when they said he was going to show up in Oblivion.
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Feb 11, 2014 05:34
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i remember i would always do the same thing when i started, this was on xbox by the way, i would start up and then steal everything in the first place you are in, then i would do that dumb ring quest and sell all my stuff, i would hit up the cave right outside seyda neen to get some skooma, sell it to that cat in balmora then from there i would usually mess around until i get tired and start over again, i never got very far, i remember i was always looking for a place named vos for some quest i can't remember, and i only ever found it once, and i went in and there was some kind of door i couldn't open and after that i stopped playing forever
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Feb 11, 2014 05:35
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also my first game was daggerfall and magic was so stupid and broken in it that i never have played a mage in any elder scrolls game
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Feb 11, 2014 05:37
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FreudianSlippers posted:I turned my assassin Hlaalu characters manson into a Skooma is the weirdest drug. It's presented as a type of Opium, but it makes you run really fast if you do a lot of it? Is there any Terrence Mckennaish lore (lol) about Skooma found anywhere in TES? I hate myself for posting this. Damp Star Baby fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Feb 11, 2014 |
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Feb 11, 2014 05:37
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Goddamnit thread you're making me want to pick this ancient fossil back up again. What are the best and most choice ways of polishing this fossil?
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Feb 11, 2014 05:40
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I always saw Skooma as more analogous to cocaine (and, basically, crack) so it inducing hyperactivity makes sense.
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Feb 11, 2014 05:45
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Skooma is an opium analogue that is functionally more like crystal meth. edit yeah actually more like cocaine, agreed I'm tempted to put Morrowind on my phone via android xbox emulator & Moga Power Pro gamepad but I'm worried my life will devolve into the time between loading screens also reminder that Indiana Jones is in this game crushed under a boulder, RIP Indy
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Feb 11, 2014 05:47
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Damp Star Baby posted:Skooma is the weirdest drug. It's present as a type of Opium, but it makes you run really fast if you do a lot of it? No, but you can have the One Million Little Pieces of Morrowind instead. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Confessions_of_a_Skooma-Eater Also, Khajiit use moon sugar to see their gods. So it's like weed to Rastafarians.
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Feb 11, 2014 05:48
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in morrowind merchants wouldnt trade with you if you had moon sugar in your inventory but i guess that was all just a transcription error because its just candy now
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Feb 11, 2014 05:57
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if you didn't soul trap every named dagoth (ash vampire, priests, and ascended sleepers) and have a big rear end display of the souls of the entire sixth house then eat my poo poo edit bonus points if you kept all the sixth house amulets with their respective souls 
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Feb 11, 2014 05:59
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Gobblecoque posted:if you didn't soul trap every named dagoth (ash vampire, priests, and ascended sleepers) and have a big rear end display of the souls of the entire sixth house then eat my poo poo This plus Vivec in Azura's Star.
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Feb 11, 2014 06:01
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Also a requirement: stealing the 1000lb hammer from the museum in Mournhold and killing house invaders with it.
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Feb 11, 2014 06:05
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Gobblecoque posted:if you didn't soul trap every named dagoth (ash vampire, priests, and ascended sleepers) and have a big rear end display of the souls of the entire sixth house then eat my poo poo I once downloaded a mod for underwear just so I could use Almalexia's soul to enchant some boxers with something completely worthless (think it was Summon Scamp for 15 seconds and Restore 10 Fatigue), because gently caress her for making me do straight up evil poo poo. Fun times.
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Feb 11, 2014 06:06
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Enchant Almalexia's soul into a pair of pants for comedy option or if you're a pragmatic jerk for spell charges on a Daedric Tower Shield THEN put Vivec's in Azura's Star with the rest of the named Dagoths and also the souls of named ghosts and poo poo because gently caress ARKAY ^^^^^^  never not enchant her poo poo soul into useless enchanted undergarments
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Feb 11, 2014 06:09
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I remember one game after I'd maxed out all my primary stats as a sneaky bastard I joined whatever vampire clan gave the best bonuses to acrobatics and whatnot, since vampirisim could raise those stats past 100. I also found am amulet on some Tribunal quest NPC with enough health regen on it to go out in the daylight. That was the playthrough where I tried to kill everyone in the game; with the ridiculous athletics/acrobatics I remember jumping on and off of the tall 2-3 story roofs in Caldera as I kited the guards around picking off loners. I killed everyone on the west coast, but burned out when I got to vivec because I mean that poo poo's just unreasonable. Too many doors
poverty goat fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Feb 11, 2014 |
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Feb 11, 2014 06:18
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The Protagonist posted:Goddamnit thread you're making me want to pick this ancient fossil back up again. What are the best and most choice ways of polishing this fossil? Then I spent awhile (too much) downloading some individual flavor mods. There's one that lets you rotate your books. poo poo like that.
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Feb 11, 2014 06:26
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Hey I heard all installations of Morrowind just download and install TESO now, can anyone confirm?
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Feb 11, 2014 06:57
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Seems unlikely, kingcom. Just for starters, what if you installed from a pre-existing disc?
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Feb 11, 2014 07:13
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To mod Morrowind is heresy. It is your duty to appreciate this gem in its original format, modified only by its expansion packs and the Bethesda-released free content.
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Feb 11, 2014 07:24
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How to begin every Morrowind game ever - Travel the gently caress over to Caldera - Head towards Balmora - Aquire Boots of Blinding Speed - Create a 100 pt magic resist for 1 sec spell - Cast spell, put on boots forever, enjoy moving at a goddamn decent pace
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Feb 11, 2014 07:28
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Emasculator posted:To mod Morrowind is heresy. It is your duty to appreciate this gem in its original format, modified only by its expansion packs and the Bethesda-released free content. False. Enlightened beings who understand CHIM know that no modification is heresy. It is, after all, just one part of the Godhead pondering the others.
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Feb 11, 2014 07:29
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Also alchemy being hilariously broken was awesome, I fortified my intelligence so high that I was able to create a fortify strength for 100000000000 points potion that would last until the heat death of universe Pro: One shot Dagoth Ur with so much damage you bypass his auto heal Con: You break your weapon after each hit
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Feb 11, 2014 07:32
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A Touch of Satan posted:. This is the best part about Morrowind. The quests and storyline and books are all whatever, but the awesome weirdness of the world was the most fun part. Then they followed it up with Oblivion, the Most Generic Western Fantasy Game, and Skyrim, Generic Viking and Dragon Fantasy Game. Fuckers.
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Feb 11, 2014 07:34
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Dr. Lenin posted:Also alchemy being hilariously broken was awesome, I fortified my intelligence so high that I was able to create a fortify strength for 100000000000 points potion that would last until the heat death of universe Hand to hand is the solution. Anyone who hasn't done an unarmored / hand to hand monk run should go do that now. Completely different playstyle when you're not concerned about weapons or armor.
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Feb 11, 2014 07:34
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Emasculator posted:To mod Morrowind is heresy. It is your duty to appreciate this gem in its original format, modified only by its expansion packs and the Bethesda-released free content. THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!
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Feb 11, 2014 07:36
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Emasculator posted:To mod Morrowind is heresy. It is your duty to appreciate this gem in its original format, modified only by its expansion packs and the Bethesda-released free content. step 1 to morrowind is passive cliff racers mod
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Feb 11, 2014 07:48
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Emasculator posted:To mod Morrowind is heresy. It is your duty to appreciate this gem in its original format, modified only by its expansion packs and the Bethesda-released free content. Look at what you wrote. Look at how wrong you are.
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Feb 11, 2014 07:50
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didnt kirkbride get fired for being a big old drunk?
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Feb 11, 2014 07:56
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Blue Raider posted:didnt kirkbride get fired for being a big old drunk? Yup. But, to be fair being a big old drunk is a plus when you're trying to write hosed up poo poo. According to Kirkbride, he wrote the 36 Sermons, "naked in a room with a carton of cigarettes, a thermos full of coffee and bourbon, and all his summoned angels."
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Feb 11, 2014 07:57
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Cantorsdust posted:Yup. But, to be fair being a big old drunk is a plus when you're trying to write hosed up poo poo. According to Kirkbride, he wrote the 36 Sermons, "naked in a room with a carton of cigarettes, a thermos full of coffee and bourbon, and all his summoned angels." id love to know the creative process behind morrowind. kirkbride had to have been a pretty big part of it, but at the same time, he had to have been a wreck to get fired from a writing job.
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Feb 11, 2014 08:02
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LEGO Genetics posted:Look at what you wrote. Those with vision understand that Morrowind came unto our world perfect in every facet. Nothing can shake me of this conviction.
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Feb 11, 2014 08:10
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Emasculator posted:Those with vision understand that Morrowind came unto our world perfect in every facet. Nothing can shake me of this conviction. morrowind is indeed the best it will ever get
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Feb 11, 2014 08:13
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Chum Scandal posted:agreed, how am i supposed to really get into roleplaying as the protagonist without installing a naked tranny mod first? Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whz-LQlbI-U Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Feb 11, 2014 |
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Feb 11, 2014 08:21
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Crazy Ted posted:Also the Killable Children mod because not being able to molest or decapitate ten-year-olds just like the adults RUINS MY IMMERSION!!! Like you never wanted to murder the mick and ralph's crier in new vegas we've got stuff we aren't even allowed to sell, people! 
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Feb 11, 2014 08:25
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The best quest in the game was the one you get from the legion officer where he tells you a "little story" about how the good policeman wants to make everyone happy but needs the "bad people" to go away first, and it basically translated to busting into a bar and murdering everyone inside then hoofing it back to the legion castle before the guards imprison you forever.
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Feb 11, 2014 08:46
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Kellsterik posted:Don't care if this has been posted already i don't think so, CHIM
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Feb 11, 2014 09:42
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Every memory i have of morrowind at this point is some variation of shitcanning Fargoth after getting off the boat. Im pretty sure i left him alive once just to come back and murderhobo his rear end as collateral. Burn Seyda Neen to the ground. Id say burn Balmora, but the loving place is made of dried mud. Also gently caress making the only way to get enough cash to afford the baller enchants selling my poo poo to a loving mudcrab or sucking a scamps dick. Also... is it me, or was the whole reason you meant poo poo at all in that game was cause you got cured of zombie aids? gently caress Fargoth. Give HIM corprus.
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Feb 11, 2014 09:52
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Talkc posted:Also... is it me, or was the whole reason you meant poo poo at all in that game was cause you got cured of zombie aids? you spent most of the game proving you were the nerevarine, who was supposed to be the first to be cured of zombie aids so yes
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Feb 11, 2014 11:10
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you know what would be nice? the same thing for skyrim. motherfuckers, i eat dragons and save empires, and you fight over a loving tooth crown? 
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Feb 11, 2014 11:12
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