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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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I'm sure I saw that dude peddling hubcaps in Yorkshire last summer

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The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional
I see Obafemi Martins got a new passport and birth cert made up.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

I'm booming OP.

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.

lol

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

If that guys less than 30 his paper round must have been continental.
i've got coffee all over me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

mynameisjohn posted:

Stocker, Derdiyok, Senderos, Ziegler, Schar, Barnetta, and Benaglio are all also Swiss. That image could have been a decent commentary, but as is its dumb as gently caress.

e: I suppose you could do the fathers and mothers argument for some of those players, but then it becomes arbitrary as everyone was an immigrant at one time or the other. Especially in Switzerland.

That's kind of the point.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

vaginal culture posted:

Switzerland is the nicest country i have ever visited i think they are running it pretty well.

I'm Swiss and this is not true, it's a shambles here tbh, and I'd like to murder all the reactionary fucktards who votes yes on Sunday.

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




Januzaj's name in subtitles on MOTD:

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Ravel posted:

What's he been sent off for?

Hopefully the official reason is "being a cock".

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Wengy posted:

I'm Swiss and this is not true, it's a shambles here tbh, and I'd like to murder all the reactionary fucktards who votes yes on Sunday.

This. Look at some of the election material or compare it to the 2009 (?) mosque vote that had a lot of similar (racist) imagery. Because of EU provisions that the Swiss have voluntarily agreed to (since it favours them economically to be part of the EU inner market), this vote won't actually have any effect except as xenophobic demagoguery.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Poor Wengy really has to suffer living in such a lovely country.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Mods rename me thats 1 in every 5... or 5-1 depends how you look at it...

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Is the joke that 16% is not 1 in 5?

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

jyrka posted:

Is the joke that 16% is not 1 in 5?

I'm pretty sure the joke is Liverpool Football Club

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Grimble posted:

I'm pretty sure the joke is Liverpool Football Club

This!!

Here's a picture of a 17 year old boy:

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
All the best to the lad. Must be very scary moving abroad at 17. :)

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Dunban posted:

This!!

Here's a picture of a 17 year old boy:



I'm sure it was scary when he was 17.... In 1989

E: quoted the wrong post

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Does he surpass Charlie Adam or Arjen Robben?

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Ravel posted:

What's he been sent off for? Is breaking the equipment an offense or something? How many players kick the corner flags or advertising boards when they score? Messi kicked a pitchside microphone to pieces when he scored in the 2011 champions league final.

You could maybe sell it as violent conduct (though the law says it has to be against a person) but that would be a pretty big stretch. Also possibly Offensive/Insulting/Abusive Language or Gestures? The only other thing I can think is that he's getting a second caution offscreen before we see the red but none of his teammates seem to react until the red gets pulled. Whatever he did though, I don't think his superiors will take much convincing under the circumstances

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


I don't think he's 17.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
the scottish brown male syndrome

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Aug 31, 2004


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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Please to be explaining.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Shrapnac posted:

Please to be explaining.

I'm pretty sure the joke is Liverpool Football Club

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Shrapnac posted:

Please to be explaining.

One of those clubs is not like the others.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Shroud posted:

One of those clubs is not like the others.

Yeah, Paulinho can do better

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shroud posted:

One of those clubs is not like the others.

Yeah, Zenit are pretty poo poo.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Shroud posted:

One of those clubs is not like the others.

Bayer Munique?

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Aug 31, 2004


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Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
bayern monaco

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Weaponized Cum posted:

Brazil's squad for their next game, close to a WC squad, exciting times folks, make your own custom Brazil squade using
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They'll never win the world cup with Julio Cesar in goal

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


what's so munique about them :haw:

PreMoo
Sep 23, 2010

Scott Bakula posted:

They'll never win the world cup with Julio Cesar in goal
With all the talent that Brazil has their keeper has to go on loan to Toronto FC. hahaha

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

I'm freakin dumb as hell, cheers!

Olewithmilk fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Feb 11, 2014

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Going back a bit, but did Cantona make up the seagulls line? I've never seen any mention of it being a quote from something.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Hoops posted:

Going back a bit, but did Cantona make up the seagulls line? I've never seen any mention of it being a quote from something.

Yep, he made it up himself

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
It was some of the best trolling of the media ever.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Re: swisschat.

I'm originally Swiss and reading stuff like this makes me very happy I got the gently caress out. Even my reactionary father who stil lives in Switzerland sees how dumb this is.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

oliwan posted:

Re: swisschat.

I'm originally Swiss and reading stuff like this makes me very happy I got the gently caress out. Even my reactionary father who stil lives in Switzerland sees how dumb this is.

Where are you now?

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