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Bitchtits McGee posted:
It'll be interesting to see how they pull off personnel transfer at a depth of over 30,000 feet. Go Dan! Thanks for the fix Bitchtits!
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GorfZaplen posted:Classic Prince Valiant That Mass Joust seems ludicrously dangerous. What fun!
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Get flowers and a card -- one that you actually spend some time thinking about, not just the first one you grab off the rack. Maybe candy if you think she'd like it. And stop being such a loving drama queen, it's not attractive.
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Where Charles Addams left off, Gahan Wilson took the wheel, immediately stashed it under his coat and ran away laughing like a motherfucker. He has yet to reveal its location to anyone still living (except possibly Kory Merritt). When did you first become aware of this imagined "plot to get you", Mr. Potter? I know for drat sure that I own at least two books of Wilson comics, but they must be hidden along with Chas' old wheel because I can't find the bastards anywhere. So I'm just going to be grabbing these where and as I can find them. Expect image size and/or quality to vary wildly. Missing captions will be recreated below the comic in italics. Nothing is sacred. I think I won!
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Where Charles Addams left off, Gahan Wilson took the wheel, immediately stashed it under his coat and ran away laughing like a motherfucker. He has yet to reveal its location to anyone still living (except possibly Kory Merritt). For what its worth, Gahan Wilson did have a newspaper strip. It was called Gahan Wilson Sunday Comics (yeah, imaginative title, right?). Fantagraphics released the complete collection last September.   
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GorfZaplen posted:The Phantom Huh. So I guess this is still going on this week. Luann  Apartment 3-G  Pros & Cons  Sally Forth  The Amazing Spider-Man  I guess I'm supposed to be focusing on MJ's bra, but for some reason when I look at today's strip all I can think about is blowjobs.
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Mister Beeg posted:Lucky Cow (May 6-8, 2004)
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Where Charles Addams left off, Gahan Wilson took the wheel, immediately stashed it under his coat and ran away laughing like a motherfucker. He has yet to reveal its location to anyone still living (except possibly Kory Merritt). Did anyone else ever play Gahan Wilson's The Ultimate Haunted House as a kid? I played that game once at a friend's house and loved it so much I insisted on getting a copy, and was terribly annoyed when I got another Haunted House game instead. Never opened- I had to get my Gahan Wilson fix, even though I had no idea who Gahan Wilson was. For some reason his name was plastered all over the darn thing. Comics (January 26th 2007) I don't know, these all seem like good ideas to me. Except the Maidtrix. That's a terrible idea. La Cucaracha  Doonesbury  The Duplex  F-Minus  Non Sequitur  --- Eyebeam  All I can in the last panel is Travis Touchdown. It's All Right Chief Dharma  The comic weighs in on a vital social issue that's been of key interest to this thread as of late.
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Aardmania posted:"He did understand my 'Where do you keep the knob polish?' ditty." So much better than the actual joke. tiistai posted:It's not like I make those comics myself, but thanks. Well yeah, but you do translate two of the best strips in the thread.
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Mister Beeg posted:Thorn/50% More Absorbent Comix Crossover Extravaganza (March 2, 1984) Jeff Smith is so good at rendering hands  . I must find him and devour his soul to gain that hand-drawing ability. That's how it works, right?
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Piranha Club Dick Tracy  Judge Parker  "Of course, we stopped having to move once Dad quit blowing the rent money at the horse track." 9 Chickweed Lane  I guess this proves that Bill O'Malley has never managed to send a coded message to the underground.
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Some Guy TT posted:Did anyone else ever play Gahan Wilson's The Ultimate Haunted House as a kid? I played that game once at a friend's house and loved it so much I insisted on getting a copy, and was terribly annoyed when I got another Haunted House game instead. Never opened- I had to get my Gahan Wilson fix, even though I had no idea who Gahan Wilson was. For some reason his name was plastered all over the darn thing. I had that game and it was really bizarre. It says a lot about a guy when the game he designed allows the player to give a bomb to a little kid and make him explode. You aren't kidding when you say his name was plastered all over it, either. His name is on the cover, the title screen, some of his comics were in the game, he might have done the art, and two characters are named Gahan Wilson (as a side note, they look and sound exactly the same).
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Aardmania posted:Piranha Club This is peak Piranhna Club. Shoveling pigshit for several days worth of strips. This strip makes me wish death on an old man but i keep reading. 
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Millions of Crows posted:This is peak Piranhna Club. Shoveling pigshit for several days worth of strips. I'm also pretty sure he's done this storyline before.
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Every time I see Foob run one of these innocent "oh, those husbands, always so uncaring and and distractable!  " strips, I cringe a little inside and wonder how Lynn looked back on them a few decades later. 
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Holy shiiiiit ghosts Manuel Calavera posted:
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Manuel Calavera posted:
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Aardmania posted:9 Chickweed Lane By the end of the week she's going to follow up with a knock-knock joke and put a bullet through his head, isn't she? Skippy (November 23, 1926)  Peanuts, in which the challenger whips out a desperation move. (February 14, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean  Nick the Geek once put a man in the hospital over a Topps chase card. The doctors later said that because of where Nick stuck that Boba Fett, it would no longer be considered near mint, even if he did manage to keep it in the box. You can read all about it in this Time-Life book... Popeye  They really, really want to kill that kid. In a horrifying way. COMEDY! Rip Haywire  As a last-ditch gambit, TNT turns himself into Keane painting. Pogo (February 14, 1967)  Out Our Way (June 4-5, 1924)  
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Midnight Moth posted:Safe Havens What? No, seriously, what the gently caress just happened here? BAM! Merfolk Elders out of nowhere! And seriously, Holbrook, that trapeze is really starting to bug me. Really. Manuel Calavera posted:One Big Happy Maybe it was a perched aquifer, Ruthie. Maybe the lower aquifer "down the hill" is brackish and undrinkable and they had to sink the well "up the hill" to tap the fresh water in the perched aquifer.. Did you think of that? DID YOU THINK OF THAT!!!??? Oh, sorry.. Jane's World  Ok, let's see you get out of this one, Jane. Non Sequitur   Heavenly Nostrils  Of course Unicorn snot would be glitter! Kliban's Cats  Sochi Cattes! 9 Chickweed Lane 2/11/2003  Go inspect his bed with a blacklight, Edda. You'll most likely find a semen stain that spells out your name. Zits  Aw, c'mon. Aircooled veedubs are really not that expensive to maintain. Kevin & Kell  Nemi  Ew.
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Ugh, I've shaken hands with that guy, I know it. Truly repulsive! Cul-de-sac brings you portents of doom!  The Creeps invites you to find the hidden portents of doom! 
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EasyEW posted:Out Our Way (June 4-5, 1924) I'm honestly starting to hate this comic. It's full of obnoxious arseholes and recycles jokes more than Garfield does. I liked it for a while, but it really didn't take long to wear out its welcome. Rather like Liō or Scary Gary, it's funny enough when you haven't seen much of it, but it just never really moves beyond its basic premise and just keeps reusing the same things over and over. Speaking of arseholes... 
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