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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

julian assflange posted:

Was there any follow up to that guy who ended up in Socchi to work or whatever and everything was poo poo?
He died.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Pvt Dancer posted:

How bad on the Ganges scale

Probably like 12 femtoganges

julian assflange posted:

Was there any follow up to that guy who ended up in Socchi to work or whatever and everything was poo poo?

And that man was Bob Costas.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

That's what's going to happen to everyone at Sochi :smith:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Pvt Dancer posted:

How bad on the Ganges scale

0.000000001 microganges

so horrifyingly bad

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

julian assflange posted:

Was there any follow up to that guy who ended up in Socchi to work or whatever and everything was poo poo?

He's probably Caro part 2.


btw. here is the Sochi volunteer uniform: :gonk:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

ZombieReagan posted:

that's a pretty FABULOUS uniform there Russia
They're taking fabulous back.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




he just cannot stop staring at her

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Phlegmish posted:

he just cannot stop staring at her

I don't blame him; she's wearing a quilt that a carebear vomited on

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I don't blame him; she's wearing a quilt that a carebear vomited on

plus she has a nice, trim, vagina

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

he just cannot stop staring at her

they have to make sure no one thinks he might be gay.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Rambling Robot posted:

He's probably Caro part 2.


btw. here is the Sochi volunteer uniform: :gonk:



Poor Volunteer Gooniev is getting friendzoned something fierce.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
No russian woman has teeth that straight/white.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Cthulu Carl posted:

Poor Volunteer Gooniev is getting friendzoned something fierce.

third pic has him hoverhanding her

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.
I feel bad for poor Bob and his eyes. I hope he's loading up on vodka as we speak.

Velvet Sparrow
May 15, 2006

'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

The hotel rooms continue to claim more victims:

quote:

Canada's Dara Howell, 19, suffered an injury before the competition, but it did not happen at the Rosa Khutor Extreme Park. Rather, it happened in her hotel room when a lampshade fell on her face.

“A couple of stitches I can handle,” she told reporters. “A gold medal is truly amazing.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-02-11/canada-leaps-atop-medal-list-with-slopestyle-win-in-balmy-sochi.html

Russian lampshades whack you hard enough to require multiple stitches. :pwn: This whole article is really just a list of Olympic injuries at Sochi.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

MisterBibs posted:

I'm pissed, because this comment would be perfect for an Alan Wake Double Eye Patch picture.

If you pirated Alan Wake, all the characters got a pirate eye-patch on the model. Supposedly there's a character that already has an eyepatch, and if you pirated the game, he gets a second eye patch.

People pirated Alan Wake?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
isnt that one of those japanese style games where you walk around prerendered environments while nothign happens

or does it just look like one

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

It's a game where you press a button to look at things and then they disappear.

If that doesn't work press the dodge button so it doesn't hit you until you can a good chance to look at it again.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Doctor Butts posted:

It's a game where you press a button to look at things and then they disappear.

If that doesn't work press the dodge button so it doesn't hit you until you can a good chance to look at it again.

i can't tell if this is a joke or not but i guess im right(?)

klockwerk
Jun 30, 2007

dsch
This is all kinds of :canada: and :unsmith:

http://www.thestar.com/sports/sochi...i_olympics.html

A shame nobody on the Russian coaching staff or team bothered to run in to help...

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

klockwerk posted:

This is all kinds of :canada: and :unsmith:

http://www.thestar.com/sports/sochi...i_olympics.html

A shame nobody on the Russian coaching staff or team bothered to run in to help...

Comrade get caught in ski snare, he is now being dead to us. Is dog food.


Styupid Canadian save doomed skier from dogs. That mean someone's little girl is going to have to be eaten by dogs. Thanks much Canada.

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
someone catch me up on the olympics

Max Manus
Oct 25, 2004

Saboteur par excellence.
Nap Ghost

A Buttery Pastry posted:

They kind of have to, they're the number two all-time Winter Olympics champions, after Germany.

Number one all time with 303 medals. Germany and old East Germany got 298 combined.

At least those are the standings before these games.

EDIT: Link: http://www.olympic.it/english/medal/id_winter.htm

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

James Polk posted:

someone catch me up on the olympics

Costas is out with double Communist Red Eye, Canada is leading in medals

no deaths, yet

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Canadian in 'does nice thing' shocker

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

Monkey Fracas posted:

Costas is out with double Communist Red Eye, Canada is leading in medals

no deaths, yet

lmao does Costas have pink eye?? i bet lauer farted in his face lmbo

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

Monkey Fracas posted:

Canada is leading in medals

norway is leading now (by 2 bronze medals)

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Max Manus posted:

Number one all time with 303 medals. Germany and old East Germany got 298 combined.

At least those are the standings before these games.

EDIT: Link: http://www.olympic.it/english/medal/id_winter.htm

I think you missed a few Germanys

Germany 188
Democratic Republic of Germany 110
Federal Republic of Germany 41
United Team of Germany 19

Gives you 358 medals...

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-

Fat Ogre posted:

I think you missed a few Germanys

Germany 188
Democratic Republic of Germany 110
Federal Republic of Germany 41
United Team of Germany 19

Gives you 358 medals...

Germany is like a bunch of middle school girls...they can never decide who's in charge and they're constantly creating their own new cliques.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro

klockwerk posted:

This is all kinds of :canada: and :unsmith:

http://www.thestar.com/sports/sochi...i_olympics.html

A shame nobody on the Russian coaching staff or team bothered to run in to help...

this is so drat good.

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.
XC ski sprints were a cluster gently caress.

Make sure to watch the men's final tonight.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.


:wth:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.


That's not pinkeye, just paint thinner wodka.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Maybe the pink yeye's healed up, but he's using it as an excuse to show up blazed on set :2bong:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.


Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Wodka!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

So, the dude who anchors CNBC's curling coverage. He hates himself right? Everytime he makes a little quip you can almost see the self-loathing rippling through his body.

When he declared that NBC stands for "Nothing But Curling" I thought he might blow his brains out.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Cthulu Carl posted:

"Nothing But Curling"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Cthulu Carl posted:

So, the dude who anchors CNBC's curling coverage. He hates himself right? Everytime he makes a little quip you can almost see the self-loathing rippling through his body.

When he declared that NBC stands for "Nothing But Curling" I thought he might blow his brains out.

when you have to watch united states curling can you blame him

oh well go eve

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Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

when you have to watch united states curling can you blame him

oh well go eve



Someone replaced three red stones with yellow ones.

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