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Had a wife once, before warcraft...
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Finally broke every last glass bone.
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Feb 5, 2014 02:58
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Robot worshipped as emu fertility god.
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Feb 5, 2014 16:33
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As I recall the original wager was that Hemingway was challenged not only to paint a vivid picture in six words but to also create a fully-fleshed story with all the conventional elements of one - characters, intrigue, a beginning, middle, and end. The beauty of "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." is not just the image painted but also the plot arc that is created - so I've tried for that as well. A milieu as well as tableau. Dear William; He's gone. Now sleep. But then again maybe I'm just being a smarmy oval office about this. 
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Feb 5, 2014 19:31
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Father is resting beneath the floorboards.
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Feb 6, 2014 09:39
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Twins: one crown; never ending war. e: 5 is not 6. jovial_cynic fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Feb 8, 2014 05:23
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The surrogate finally brought them joy.
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Feb 8, 2014 05:27
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jovial_cynic posted:Twins: one crown; never ending war. I like this one, but maybe in a 2:2;2 instead? "Bloodless coup" he told me. Liar.
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Feb 8, 2014 17:49
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Elementary, My Dear Watson. 'twas me!
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Feb 8, 2014 21:05
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“We come in peace”, they lied. I am not entirely sure this is original. I might have seen it before, but I don't remember from where
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Feb 8, 2014 22:08
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Metrofreak posted:I like this one, but maybe in a 2:2;2 instead? I quite like the growth of 1:2:3. I wonder how a 3:2:1 grouping would feel: "Another final solution," it said. Another.
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Feb 8, 2014 23:04
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I liked the 1:2;3, although I had a hard time getting to 6. It was stronger with 5: Twins: two crowns; endless war. Anyhow, at the local grocery store, shopping for dinner: Discount beef. Every cow now mad.
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Feb 9, 2014 00:54
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"Hang In There" the poster read.
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Feb 9, 2014 03:58
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Tiny wedged skeleton, forever hide-and-seek champion.
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Feb 9, 2014 10:02
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"'Mom' or 'Dad' after sex change?"
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Feb 11, 2014 23:03
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Demon of the East posted:Tiny wedged skeleton, forever hide-and-seek champion. I see a tiny, winged skeleton.
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Feb 12, 2014 00:44
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Earth is burning- must be Tuesday.
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Feb 12, 2014 07:02
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jovial_cynic posted:I liked the 1:2;3, although I had a hard time getting to 6. It was stronger with 5: I do like that a lot more, I think it's the last part having all the multisybellic words, makes it feel much heavier than the rest. Bleeding out, it's what he wanted.
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Feb 13, 2014 16:26
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Lottery winner dies, penniless and alone.
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Feb 13, 2014 23:41
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She would have been eighteen today.
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Feb 18, 2014 20:18
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Invasion occurs: we fought; we lost.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:00
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I am a sentient humanoid fungus.
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Feb 19, 2014 19:00
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Killed by lover; I still sob.
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Feb 19, 2014 21:59
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Bold gigolo jiggled Jill's Juggolo beau. Hope died and grandpa soon followed. Lake Jucas fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 20, 2014 |
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Feb 19, 2014 22:59
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There's bad news, the doctor said...
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Feb 20, 2014 20:07
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Does-this-count-as-one-or-six?
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Feb 21, 2014 16:46
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Karate bear? Too many kicks today.
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Feb 21, 2014 21:05
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The family huddled together, bawling loudly. Intentionally bad.
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Feb 21, 2014 22:34
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Zephirum posted:Surfing the Internet, he wiped out. or Surfing the Internet, then he wiped.
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Feb 22, 2014 01:50
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Too many beers, too little liver.
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Feb 22, 2014 03:54
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Falling, 'tween the beats of wings.
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Feb 22, 2014 08:13
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"Look, dad, I wrote six words."
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Feb 23, 2014 23:21
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Amy is drunk on Skype again. This one came from an actual quote I just said.
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Feb 24, 2014 00:26
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In this alternate universe, Hitler's cool.
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Feb 25, 2014 16:16
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Bubbacub posted:In this alternate universe, Hitler's cool. Mom says Hitler didn't kill anyone...
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Feb 26, 2014 01:52
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I found mom's dusty Schutzstaffel uniform.
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Feb 26, 2014 14:20
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"Seventeenth floor, please," the terrorist requested.
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Mar 10, 2014 11:05
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Prostitute and Canada share White Christmas. Apologies
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Mar 10, 2014 11:22
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“Do you still believe you’re human?”
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Mar 17, 2014 18:16
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To his clone, "You're not Dad?!"
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