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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

oliwan posted:

Re: swisschat.

I'm originally Swiss and reading stuff like this makes me very happy I got the gently caress out. Even my reactionary father who stil lives in Switzerland sees how dumb this is.

lol. holy poo poo. you are the dutch version of the swiss guy who pretends to be scottish.

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

oh em gee bee ess posted:

lol. holy poo poo. you are the dutch version of the swiss guy who pretends to be scottish.

I have two passports op, but I identify as 100% citizen of gaia, the earth - mother.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Ugh, both of them are so attractive but Ramos with that smile :shlick:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Ugh, both of them are so attractive but Ramos with that smile :shlick:

Oh are you a lady now?

About one second later Ramos actually looked concerned for Ronaldo.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Shrapnac posted:

Oh are you a lady now?

About one second later Ramos actually looked concerned for Ronaldo.

Don't police what gender my masturbation smilie is, thanks.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Shrapnac posted:

Oh are you a lady now?

About one second later Ramos actually looked concerned for Ronaldo.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Amazing

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Don't police what gender my masturbation smilie is, thanks.

We have a smilie for that mate :cumpolice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTzA5Kl3qi0

Hulk is so skilled.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Shrapnac posted:

About one second later Ramos actually looked concerned for Ronaldo.

And one second later again, he got booked...

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Lmao

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

KoldPT posted:

We have a smilie for that mate :cumpolice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTzA5Kl3qi0

Hulk is so skilled.

Clicking that link lead me down a path of weird Zenit videos. Apparently they just went to Israel and played some friendlies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaXL1XJOlQY


They also bumped into CSKA Moscow and Doumbia at the market.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Look at this oval office laughing at his teammate getting brutally assaulted and maybe having a concussion. Probably thinks he'll have the spotlight back on him if Ronaldo, who's ten times the player he'll ever be, is forced to end his career because of major head trauma. Awful player and even worse human being, can't wait for him to be sold to some poo poo club like Betis or Barca.

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
Maybe someone threw lighter at Ronaldo because he tried to kill an atletico player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4ua5nEAEg

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
It was a pretty light shove and the Atletico player just happened to land really awkwardly, it's a contact sport. Also, when you're built like a truck sometimes it's hard to control your own strength, not Ronaldo's fault that his touch causes mere mortals to do backflips in the air and land on their heads. Do you even lift?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Brighterday posted:

Maybe someone threw lighter at Ronaldo because he tried to kill an atletico player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4ua5nEAEg

Or maybe because Atleti fans are the worst bunch of scum in La Liga.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Hegav posted:

Or maybe because Atleti fans are the worst bunch of scum in La Liga.

Didn't they show fans fighting each other around minute 35?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHuXEbsngGk

:D

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

Jesus that's uncanny.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
best thing I've seen in ages. Looks like he's been crawling in bushes, looking for rear end.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

What the gently caress is that lovely music?? I dont get this video, only americans do..

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
That video is amazing

bootney_lee
Sep 10, 2009

Scott Bakula posted:

That video is amazing

It's pretty, pretty, pretty... pretty good.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Eboracum posted:

What the gently caress is that lovely music?? I dont get this video, only americans do..

That was actually my reaction when I first saw it and then that comment only reaffirmed my bewilderment.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
What's the music from? It feels familiar.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Eboracum posted:

What the gently caress is that lovely music?? I dont get this video, only americans do..

I refuse to believe Curb Your Enthusiasm has never made it to the UK

And yeah, I started giggling like an idiot when that music started

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

I refuse to believe Curb Your Enthusiasm has never made it to the UK

And yeah, I started giggling like an idiot when that music started

Haha I was quoting one of the comments.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Eboracum posted:

Haha I was quoting one of the comments.

lol I guess I really am an idiot :haw:

In my defense I never ever read youtube comments

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Feb 12, 2014

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

lmao :)

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

this owns so much. The way he stands at the mic is perfect.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
This was posted in the wrong thread so if you didn't see it:

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Oh My God

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

http://inbedwithmaradona.com/sussex-football-bauckham-index

Kinda neat gallery of non-league football pictures.

Drenched
Oct 29, 2010
More news on the "17" year old Lazio lad.

http://eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/17-old-lazio-player-looks-lot-older-quits-121544827.html

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

I mean, I would feel sorry for him, but he's clearly not 17 years old.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
He clearly has that Benjamin Button disease, people are so cruel.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The best part of this is that when I clicked the link at work and my speakers were muted, I was hearing that music in my head anyway. I only turned the volume up a bit to confirm my suspicions. Uncanny resemblance.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Hahahaha this is loving rich.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
4 members of the Iranian women's national football team were expelled after it was discovered they were actually men.

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Haha I'm guessing 6, 22, 5 and 1

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