NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '14: Hockles Doesn't Sleep Edition

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Verviticus: Mar 13, 2006; I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

no jr stats? pfft

Hockles posted:

@BAPCommish 5s

@Roboy17 Do you think you will make an impact next year?

@BAPCommish the team will only keep me if i make an impact and to do that i need to work hard and give 100% 100% of the time #100percent

quote:

@BAPCommish 2m

@Roboy17 How do you feel your last year on the Giants is going?

@BAPCommish err divide by 0 #hardwork

# ? Feb 12, 2014 23:51

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 03:30

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Verviticus posted:

no jr stats? pfft

The game doesnt track it. You literally disappear into a void until the next season, coming out at the end with better stats (usually).

# ? Feb 13, 2014 00:03

THE MACHO MAN: Nov 15, 2007; ...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

3.09PIM/G gogogogo WINDROS!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 00:25

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

e: Redacted for reboot.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:33

Slappy Pappy: Oct 15, 2003; Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!; Dinosaur Gum

Wait am I going to be the next Sami Lepisto?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:47

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

@bugzmcskill
ow

# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:48

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Spamtron7000 posted:

Wait am I going to be the next Sami Lepisto?

More like the next Sami Salo. :haw:

# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:51

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

@bigchiggler42
Lol 18 g's. Stat sheet lookin like my YTD paystub. Eatin #breadsandwiches

# ? Feb 13, 2014 02:53

real_scud: Sep 5, 2002; One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

@DB15
Bring on the playoffs! Presidents trophy curse be damned! #GloryToTheOil

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:14

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

Injury Report
STJ - A. Kilza is out with an MCL sprain. Expected return is May 30th

Ouch.

At least I had a pretty decent season while it lasted (barring the Ice Caps somehow making it to the conference finals or finals).

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:17

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

e: Redacted for reboot.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:38

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Hockles posted:

Rick DiPietro played 25+ games in the year 2016-17

....What?!

Also, Cam Ward - 2016-17 Vezina Goaltender?!

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:39

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

@BigWang66
the #StLouisBlues win!!! should have called up 1 H.Wang #NextYearPlease

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:40

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Love Always,
The Captain

That Rask/DiPietro tandem :laffo:

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:41

Heaf: Jan 15, 2008; People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

@vonway96

Tough end for the @abbotsfordheat! Thank you to the fans for being there all year! Back to it..

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:55

checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

Hockles posted:

Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Andrey Makarov - Rochester Americans

Mackie!

God I hope this is real someday... he's stuck in the ECHL right now, classing up that shithole with his brilliance

# ? Feb 13, 2014 03:57

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

e: Redacted for reboot.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:08

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

@bugzmcskill
I assume that I scored the Calder cup winning goal

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:08

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Who does SJ have as a goalie tandem that would be better than a Paynuss?

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:22

real_scud: Sep 5, 2002; One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

@DB15
#What #The #gently caress

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:32

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

Comments
Kilza was out for all of St. John's games

That...totally doesn't surprise me. Oh well. Hopefully I can play in the playoffs next year, whether it be with the Ice Caps or Jets. :unsmith:

Hockles posted:

Comments
Edmonton pulled Bergkamp for Bryz. Oilers gonna oil.

ilers

Some things never change.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:37

Ceyton: Oct 9, 2004; YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

Hockles posted:

Comments
Edmonton pulled Bergkamp for Bryz. Oilers gonna oil.

The on-ice sim results may be pretty wacky, but they've got Oilers management down pat :laugh:

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:44

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

e: Redacted for reboot.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:50

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

@AJonesy19
NHL TIME BABY! GONNA PROVE MY WORTH WITH THE BIG BEARS! #intheshow #bigtime #dontkillmejackedwards #Iamyourfriend #USA

e: oh hey look, I'm the only non goalie skater thats in the NHL on opening night. Wonder how many games I'll actually get with Shawn Thornton and other poo poo heads

AAB fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Feb 13, 2014

# ? Feb 13, 2014 04:59

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

WPG -- A. Kilza (72 OVR) -- 4th Line Cener on St. John's (AHL)

Damnit! Whose dog did I run over to deserve getting put on the 4th line? :mad:

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:01

lonelywurm: Aug 10, 2009

I get the feeling Jimmy O'Rourke is going to turn out to be a very disappointing first-round pick for Phoenix.

On the plus side he's managed to escape that deepest pit of wind-blown hell called Lethbridge.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:08

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

I might get called up someday if something bad happens to one of Washington's goalies. #watchyourback #tonyaharding

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:19

Xtanstic: Nov 23, 2007

@PPPoutine
Back on da bus four another year go #wild. #dreamofminny

@PPPoutine
No longer rookie!!! YAAAAAA #iowa #wild

# ? Feb 13, 2014 05:59

Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

@DPaynus96

Starting a trend to hype myself up! Maybe get a contract! #PaynussPump

# ? Feb 13, 2014 06:38

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hockles posted:

NYR -- M. van der Veen (58 OVR) -- Backup Goaltender on Hartford (AHL)

Swagger

# ? Feb 13, 2014 07:13

Anders: Nov 8, 2004; I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

@Borka80
Ī like it here, feels like home #Abbotsford

# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:11

Southpaw: Mar 9, 2006

@blundNHL from winning the #memmer in PDX to Bridgeport, CT #notforlong #nhlbound

# ? Feb 13, 2014 09:22

CDX: Dec 3, 2004; Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

@oldhat

Smokes is going to have a booth set aside for me if I'm gonna be in TO full time.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 13:14

Stickarts: Dec 21, 2003; literally

Holy poo poo I'm a professional hockey player.

# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:23

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

@hehateme24 So long, Erie. It's been fun. Springy gon' Spring with me, Dangler, and Vittunen in town.

@hehateme24 Ima rip poo poo up for @TheFalconsAHL...once a few of the guys ahead of me get called up or die or something...

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Feb 14, 2014

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

@mcstabstab new handle, maybe i can play a loving game this year or else #chyrslerplant #hangitup #echl #brokenbus

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:01

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

e: Redacted for reboot.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:27

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

@TMcFlurry14
so far spending the season in the press box. at least the food is good here in.. where is Hershey anyway? #getmeouttahere

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:59

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

@BigWang66
pls send help got wedged in 4th line on #ChicagoWolves stuck + cant seem to leave! #coachisajerk

# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:07

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 03:30

Verviticus: Mar 13, 2006; I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

@roboy17

self-termination protocol activated

# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:33

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