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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> climb the mountain and see if whoever's statue is at its summit is pleased with your sacrifice

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bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wait till the fire is dead, then retrieve the 5 aces and proceed up the mountain

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree

klapman posted:

gently caress there are windows, send the old man to watch one set of windows and we watch the other one

place spikes below the windows so whoever jumps out impales themselves.

alternatively, place a dick.

Pumaman
Dec 2, 2006

Are you an onion?
Use your spark-trick to keep your head ablaze, reminding onlookers that you're in it to win it

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>ASK old man where you can go to get a drink

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

>Use your antichrist powers to teleport up the mountain.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.
Moon Johnny. Pull another flame from your helmet, fart in his direction and light it on fire.

Pumaman
Dec 2, 2006

Are you an onion?
>Turn to old man and smirk, saying "here we go again"

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


>quiver behind old man

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
That's it for the night.

Similar action votes will be counted as the same vote.

edit: asasfsdasfdsgaa

Atma fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Feb 13, 2014

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
> masturbate at johnny

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder

Mr. Wednesday posted:

> masturbate at johnny

then cum flames at him. DONT LET HIM PULL OUT THE 5 ACES

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

Mr. Wednesday posted:

> masturbate at johnny

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo
> masturabate on the old man and throw him at johnny

let the fucker earn his keep

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Hurray! A new ATMA CYOA!

Mr. Wednesday posted:

> masturbate at johnny

e: This better work. It's a shameful death if we die to Jonny loving Five Aces

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
kill yourself

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

use your fire magic to light johnny on fire

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Mr. Wednesday posted:

> masturbate at johnny

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

> INSERT PENNIS

Soylent Grun
Nov 13, 2008

Justin Tyme posted:

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Justin Tyme posted:

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum

Cheku
Dec 28, 2006

Throw old man at Johnny

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Justin Tyme posted:

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
Before Johnny can reach into his jacket loudly challenge him to a gentleman's duel: No items, fists only, Final Destination.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
challenege johnny to poker

loser dies

Egregious Offences
Jun 15, 2013

Justin Tyme posted:

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum
Also, douse fires with jizz.

WreckSov
Aug 26, 2011
Give Johnny a thumbs-up and a wink, then head up the mountain

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

gonna be honest, the inclusion of Johnny Five Aces strikes me as a creative misstep

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

>nip this Johnny plotline in the bud and walk away

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


Bum a cigar then head up the mountain already poo poo

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

Justin Tyme posted:

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
Seriously though the only reasonable goal of the game now is to loving break Johnny 1984 style, I want to see him reduced to misery

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> throw the old man on top of the roof in an attempt to collapse the barn.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Justin Tyme posted:

> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW

A Bystander
Oct 10, 2012
>Throw old man at Johnny as a distraction while you bumrush the roof and hope for the best.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Poop your pants

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

> make like the zyborn clock and never finish this poo poo

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Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
>quick save

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