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> Begin breakdancing to confuse enemy Johnny.
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Feb 13, 2014 13:37
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> poo poo diarhhea in bathtub. sleep in bathtub.
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Feb 13, 2014 13:40
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Touching your palm to the sigil on your helmet, you summon up the powers of Heart, again asking Johnny to join your grand quest.
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Feb 13, 2014 13:47
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Atoramos posted:Touching your palm to the sigil on your helmet, you summon up the powers of Heart, again asking Johnny to join your grand quest. This. Changing my vote to this.
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Feb 13, 2014 13:59
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Pumaman posted:>Turn to old man and smirk, saying "here we go again"
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Feb 13, 2014 15:00
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Justin Tyme posted:> masturbate at johnny and ejaculate with all your might, pushing him off the roof with your cum
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Feb 13, 2014 15:19
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>point at old man and loudly declare "It was him wot done it" and run away.
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Feb 13, 2014 15:28
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>set that poo poo on fire, chub up ahead of time so you're ready to go
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Feb 13, 2014 15:32
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> fail at coming up with an insult to throw at johnny before leaving, pack up your poo poo and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool
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Feb 13, 2014 15:36
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That DICK! posted:>set that poo poo on fire, chub up ahead of time so you're ready to go Fewd posted:> fail at coming up with an insult to throw at johnny before leaving, pack up your poo poo and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool combine these to: >set that poo poo on fire, pack up your poo poo and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool
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Feb 13, 2014 15:48
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Fewd posted:> fail at coming up with an insult to throw at johnny before leaving, pack up your poo poo and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool
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Feb 13, 2014 15:50
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Fewd posted:> fail at coming up with an insult to throw at johnny before leaving, pack up your poo poo and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool
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Feb 13, 2014 15:52
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Walk away in silence but to make yourself feel better call the old man names as to not show weakness.
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Feb 13, 2014 15:57
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rcman50166 posted:combine these to:
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rcman50166 posted:>set that poo poo on fire, pack up your poo poo and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool
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Feb 13, 2014 16:09
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> Touch sigil. Take ZZtop's cool beard. Masturbate furiously. Use cum as beard glue. Go back into the bar and rock out with some air guitar. While Johnny is distracted by the awesome power of rock and roll, cold kick him in his zybourne cock and then pummel him to death with your skull gloves and take all his poo poo.
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Feb 13, 2014 16:16
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>Go back into the bar, decapitate the bartender and the other poker player, use the heads and a table to explain time to Johnny.
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Feb 13, 2014 16:39
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>go back down
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Feb 13, 2014 16:40
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Burn down the tree, cover yourself in the ashes, and scream YOUR GOD IS DEAD I AM YOUR GOD NOW
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Feb 13, 2014 16:42
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>do a crunk dance and see what happens
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Feb 13, 2014 16:46
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> grab the old man and impale him on the cockstaff, gods dig sacrificial stuff like that
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Feb 13, 2014 16:50
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>Climb to the top of the Summoner and then pee on the old man.
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Stroke the staff.
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> jerk off the staff, it is the height of comedy
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Feb 13, 2014 16:52
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get the dick staff
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Feb 13, 2014 16:55
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gggiiimmmppp posted:> jerk off the staff, it is the height of comedy
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Feb 13, 2014 16:57
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praise Satan
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Feb 13, 2014 16:57
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Bring the statue to life.
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Feb 13, 2014 17:00
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gggiiimmmppp posted:> jerk off the staff, it is the height of comedy > jerk off the statue, aiming the tip toward the bar at the base of the mountain, it is the height of comedy
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Edit: Impale heads on end of staff, the prong part
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>use old man as stool to reach staff
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>attempt to jump on the staff and swing from it
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>do something rational or sane to confuse the Old Man
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Feb 13, 2014 17:12
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Stick the heads between the staff so it looks like balls.
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> take a wicked dump in your hand and hold it until nightfall. When Johnny comes out of the bar, peg him from on high
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