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Fauxtool posted:geebus christ this slovenia vs russia is brutal. Is Russia all NHL and Slovenia amateur? Russia is a hockey powerhouse and Slovenia mostly plays chess and has like four people. And yes, Russia is all NHL/KHL players and Slovenia is all amateur.
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mookface posted:Russia is a hockey powerhouse and Slovenia mostly plays chess and has like four people. And yes, Russia is all NHL/KHL players and Slovenia is all amateur. That explains it. I would be thrilled to play with so many top level pros
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Fauxtool posted:That explains it. I would be thrilled to play with so many top level pros They're doing surprisingly well considering the players they're up against.
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Xelkelvos posted:Wrong Olympics Whoops. Saw the original posted in this thread and thought it was recent. It was loads of people getting hurt so I thought it had to be from Sochi.
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Feb 13, 2014 15:13
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I always imagine the Russians train for hockey like the bad guys in Shaolin Soccer.
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Which was probably inspired by Ivan Drago's training. Commie science is no match for hard work, prayer and vitamins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkX4VdfE7g
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US olympian Gus Kenworthy decides to compete in stray dog rescuing  Is currently winning over a brave russian volunteer team (or possibly losing to, how do you score puppies vs dogs)  thanks al jaz George Rouncewell fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Feb 13, 2014 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:the police also seem to be having fun in sochi when did you get modded because you actually seem like a normal person iirc
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ChairmanMeow posted:Now they have to worry about pink eye and mange. Why? It's not like they're rescuing Bob "Nurgle" Costas.
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:when did you get modded because you actually seem like a normal person iirc he was cursed by a wandering magician whos love he scorned, now he is doomed to mod E/N until someone there actually betters their life.
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The announcer for the sui vs. can match is giving a history of curling and listing every fact he knows about curling, from famous paintings to etymology to terminology to which nation curled first. "My own surname is Curling, quite a different etymology, not very grumpy at all. But back to the ice."
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Illegal Username posted:US olympian Gus Kenworthy decides to compete in stray dog rescuing Omg omg omg omg mg omg omg omg cute
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Illegal Username posted:US olympian Gus Kenworthy decides to compete in stray dog rescuing i hope he has all his shots or has already competed in his event
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Feb 13, 2014 16:45
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India has been reinstated into the IOC
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:i hope he has all his shots or has already competed in his event He is such a cutie pie
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Feb 13, 2014 16:48
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Hope his eyeballs don't fall out now lol
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Our local radio sports announcers were covering a basketball game last night and one asked the other which Olympic sport he'd been paying particular attention to and dude said "that one with the brooms" a+++++++++ guys, would listen again
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:when did you get modded because you actually seem like a normal person iirc This is the worst insult I've received since I became a mod late Sunday night. Also lol at the pic of the guy saving those stray puppies
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:India has been reinstated into the IOC they had to promise to keep the gangrape to a minimum
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Why are Russian stray dogs so adorable goddammit  They would kill and eat you if they thought they could get away with it (there is no man with stick to save you)
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Phlegmish posted:they had to promise to keep the gangrape
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Phlegmish posted:they had to promise to keep the gangrape to a minimum India has just been kicked out of the IOC
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Monkey Fracas posted:Why are Russian stray dogs so adorable goddammit It's how I want to die. Being eaten by adorable dogs or cats. If I had a terminal illness I wouldn't go to like Switzerland to die I would go to sochi and just let the dogs eat me
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mookface posted:Russia is a hockey powerhouse and Slovenia mostly plays chess and has like four people. And yes, Russia is all NHL/KHL players and Slovenia is all amateur. """"""powerhouse""""""
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:It's how I want to die. Being eaten by adorable dogs or cats. Ah yes the stray dog sky burial Back to nature
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I had a really great idea for a post, I was gonna change the lyrics to The Lonely Island's "Space Olympics" to funny stuff about Sochi but when I was done I realized I hadn't edited them at all
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Why is it that women's half pipe can get gold by doing 900s when that wouldn't even let you qualify in men's? The men are doing stuff like 1440 backflips. In gymnastics the women seem way better at flipping than the men. Why is it different for snow?
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Spanish Manlove posted:This is the worst insult I've received since I became a mod late Sunday night. you had good posts in that depression thread a while ago
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:India has been reinstated into the IOC http://live.aljazeera.com/Event/Sochi_2014/105781406 quote:Injury update: a track worker has been struck by a bobsled at the Sanki Sliding Center and suffered a broken leg and possibly mild concussion. The worker was hit by a forerunning sled in the braking area near the finish line on the track being used for sliding races at the Games.
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mcvey posted:""""""powerhouse"""""" Relative to Slovenia.
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Flyinglemur posted:Relative to Slovenia. I think my local Junior team could hang a few on Slovenia as long as Zombitar doesn't play 60 minutes.
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Fauxtool posted:Why is it that women's half pipe can get gold by doing 900s when that wouldn't even let you qualify in men's? The men are doing stuff like 1440 backflips. In gymnastics the women seem way better at flipping than the men. Why is it different for snow? Winter is prime child rearing time, so only husbandless women are available for the winter games. These women have no stability or male strength in their life, and tend to be poor performers in physical sports like the half pipe. It's just biology.
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Did anyone just see that figure skater wipe the gently caress out on the ice? In Sochi, no event is safe from the creeping spectre of death.
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A close friend of mine gave me a talking down this morning for making fun of Sochi. "You can't make fun of what's happening over there without also making fun of the people that are suffering. #Sochiproblems is just showing the world what a bunch of rear end in a top hat elitists Americans are. You should be ashamed", he said to me. Then he linked me to this terrible article. To which I replied, "I think dog has gotten into your tarp comrade. Have some wodka and relax."
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Is there anything on this planet that people won't go all SJW about
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i am assuming people from countries other than america were expecting lightbulbs and poo poo in their rooms so i'm not sure why it's specifically the americans that are 'elitists'
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Miltank posted:he was cursed by a wandering magician whos love he scorned, now he is doomed to mod E/N until someone there actually betters their life.
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