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THE loving MOON posted:> take a wicked dump in your hand and hold it until nightfall. When Johnny comes out of the bar, peg him from on high
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THE loving MOON posted:> take a wicked dump in your hand and hold it until nightfall. When Johnny comes out of the bar, peg him from on high
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Feb 13, 2014 17:26
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JGBeagle posted:Stick the heads between the staff so it looks like balls.
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Feb 13, 2014 17:26
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Put the heads on your feet to gain the extra height to grab the staff.
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THE loving MOON posted:> take a wicked dump in your hand and hold it until nightfall. When Johnny comes out of the bar, peg him from on high
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Feb 13, 2014 17:41
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Force the old man to jerk off the staff
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Feb 13, 2014 17:51
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THE loving MOON posted:> take a wicked dump in your hand and hold it until nightfall. When Johnny comes out of the bar, peg him from on high
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Feb 13, 2014 18:02
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> take our meds
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Feb 13, 2014 18:12
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>pull staff from statue by the prongs, wait for Johnny to come out of the bar, jump down and impale him from above with the staff, while screaming >never stop screaming
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Feb 13, 2014 18:16
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> suck the statues cock
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Feb 13, 2014 18:27
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Feb 13, 2014 18:38
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> Start staring intensively into the old man's eyes and jerk off while doing so
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Feb 13, 2014 18:40
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> load up the severed heads with the poo
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Feb 13, 2014 18:40
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>give the feces to the old man and order him to carry them for the remainder of his days.
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Feb 13, 2014 18:41
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>Tell the old man to go learn the ancient art of really sharp playing cards from Johnny.
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Feb 13, 2014 18:42
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throw it at the bar, aim for a window
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Feb 13, 2014 18:44
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>set the staff on fire
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Feb 13, 2014 18:46
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>Repair the broken altar with your mighty penis.
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Feb 13, 2014 18:48
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>compose poetry while you wait
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Feb 13, 2014 18:52
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Pumaman posted:>Repair the broken altar with your mighty dump.
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Feb 13, 2014 18:53
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>Give Johnny five more minutes, then throw it at the old man.
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Feb 13, 2014 18:54
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Dutchfool posted:> Start staring intensively into the old man's eyes and jerk off while doing so
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Feb 13, 2014 19:07
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The old man has been questioning and second guessing us the whole way... >Demand the old man empty his pockets/bags. Then, throw the poo in the old man's face, blinding him, then Sparta kick him off the top of the mountain.
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Feb 13, 2014 19:15
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Watuhboy posted:>give the feces to the old man and order him to carry them for the remainder of his days.
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Feb 13, 2014 19:33
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stand on the old man's shoulders and grab the staff
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Feb 13, 2014 19:37
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I stand by my earlier remark...Romes posted:The old man has been questioning and second guessing us the whole way...
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Feb 13, 2014 19:40
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Ask the old man his name. Don't wait for a reply; tell him his name is now Goondalf.
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Feb 13, 2014 19:40
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> sigh at the old man > draw a pentagram out of cum, poo poo and everyones blood between the five large stones > summon beelz the deceiver
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Feb 13, 2014 19:41
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Fewd posted:> sigh at the old man
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Feb 13, 2014 19:43
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>use heads and skin with poo glue to make a summoning sigil for the deceiver
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Feb 13, 2014 19:45
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Help Me Out Hammy posted:Ask the old man his name. Don't wait for a reply; tell him his name is now Goondalf.
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Feb 13, 2014 19:46
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Fewd posted:> summon beelz the deceiver
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Feb 13, 2014 19:48
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Fewd posted:> sigh at the old man
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Feb 13, 2014 19:50
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I know it's a bit unorthodox but > just ask for directions clearly we're lost look the old man is RIGHT THERE and he probably lives here
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Feb 13, 2014 19:51
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Fewd posted:> sigh at the old man
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Feb 13, 2014 19:56
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>Ask where the deceiver is, and tell him that while he's giving his answer you're going to smear your poo into his scalp and to not be afraid. It is a great honor.
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Feb 13, 2014 20:01
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>wait for Johnny
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Feb 13, 2014 20:10
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> jack off
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Fewd posted:> sigh at the old man
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