pissy smelliott posted:

oh my loving god

edit please tell me bane is united

Scott Bakula posted:

Shrapnac posted:

Lol, wrong thread.

Scott Bakula posted:

pissy smelliott posted:

This is Man Utd and we work long term, we dont sack managers after a single poor season, even if 'modern football is different these days'. The majority of those under the age of 30 are the ones chucking their toys out of the pram and turning against Moyes (Im 22, so im an exception to the rule). It takes years for a manager's vision to be properly laid out, the prime modern example is Liverpool, Rodgers's Liverpool looked like they were floundering and going nowhere. But with calm heads from the executive board and loyalty to the cause, they are now looking like a force to be reckoned with (although NOT the finished article YET).

Moyes officially started the job at Utd a month before the start of the season and took over after the greatest manager in history so this year is a write-off. If you can only support the team through the bad times we dont need you in these tough times. 3 is the magic number, if things dont improve in three years then fair enough sack him, until then go and support Man City please, because the MoyesOut crowd are really getting on my #$%$........

Scott Bakula posted:

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As always supporting Newcastle has a way of showing one new nadirs, as we go into injury time 4-0 down to Tottenham having put in an absolutely rancid non-performance and you know what gently caress it I'm just going to drop any pretence of rational analysis and dive straight into the stolen-from-Wingco ALL CAPS WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS GIBBERISH IT'S SOME OF THE WORST SHITE I'VE SEEN US PLAY EVER AND I'VE SEEN US UNDER GRAEME loving SOUNESS FOR gently caress'S SAKE THEY'VE ABSOLUTELY loving CAKEWALKED THROUGH US AT WILL BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN IT IS 2014 AND STEVEN loving TAYLOR IS STILL GETTING A GAME THE USELESS THICK oval office WHY HAVE YOU GONE AND PICKED HIM AND WILLIAMSON AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU REALISED THAT DAVIDE SANTON'S FORM HAS DROPPED QUICKER THAN JOSE FONTE'S WIFE'S KNICKERS YOU HORRIBLE SMARMY GREASY SILVER FOX loving PRICK. I CAN AT LEAST GIVE YOU loving CREDIT FOR NOT PICKING SHOLA loving AMEOBI FOR ONCE, BUT WHAT'S THE POINT IN CELEBRATING THAT WHEN THE PLAYERS YOU DO PICK ARE SO OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE loving SHOWER WHO HAVE HAD THEIR TENUOUS EQUILIBRIUM SHATTERED BY THE loving PUDDINGHEADED DECISION TO SELL OUR BEST PLAYER WITHOUT REPLACING HIM BECAUSE ASHLEY DECIDED TO MAKE A poo poo VERSION OF RODNEY loving DANGERFIELD OUR DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A SINGLE loving PLAYER JOINED NEWCASTLE UNITED AND ACTUALLY IMPROVED ONE loving IOTA ANYWAY. IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD CHANGE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING I WOULD WALK TO NEWCASTLE AND loving SACK ALAN PARDEW MYSELF AND BY SACK I MEAN LITERALLY BUNDLE THE HORRIBLE LITTLE TWAT INTO A SACK WITH JOHN CARVER AND STEVE STONE AND THAT HORRIBLE WOODMAN oval office AND THROW THE WHOLE SORRY loving LOT INTO THE TYNE. BUT GUESS WHAT, MIKE ASHLEY WOULD ONLY GO OUT AND HIRE JOE KINNEAR OR ALAN CURBISHLEY OR DAVID PLEAT OR PETER loving SHREEVES. gently caress THIS FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS

peanut- posted:

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Spangly A posted:

That might just be the best football post I've ever read, anywhere. It goes beyond "mods rename me", I want to have a child just to name them "A poo poo VERSION OF RODNEY loving DANGERFIELD".

peanut- posted:

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Adulterous Hitler posted:

c0burn posted:

Shrapnac posted:

Lol, poor Steven "kick a ball from 12 yards and run off whipping your shirt around your head like you've just won the world cup when actually you just barely managed to scrape three points against a side who is going to be relegated" Gerrard.

Shrapnac posted:

Lol, poor Steven "kick a ball from 12 yards and run off whipping your shirt around your head like you've just won the world cup when actually you just barely managed to scrape three points against a side who is going to be relegated" Gerrard.

Shrapnac posted:

Lol, poor Steven "kick a ball from 12 yards and run off whipping your shirt around your head like you've just won the world cup when actually you just barely managed to scrape three points against a side who is going to be relegated" Gerrard.

pissy smelliott posted:

Paperhouse posted:

gently caress I hate watching this

pissy smelliott posted:

Shrapnac posted:

Calm down lads.

8raz posted:

...lol

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I think that the situation at OT is such a dramatic change in fortunes - especially for Liverpool fans who let's face it , have had to eat poo poo for the past 20 years - that the Moyes saga has now developed an unwarranted life of its own.

To put this is some sensible context, there are roughly 3 times the number of posts in this thread of 668 pages about the woes of Manchester United and their manager as there are in the Tory Bastards thread about the loving dreadful state of the NATION.
Now I can take a joke about football rivalries along with the best but some of the posts are just unentertaining crap, cringeworthy and infantile.
FFS folks - there's really only so many ways you can say David Moyes is not fit for purpose, is in the shite and that United are up the same poo poo creek as he is and both of 'em without many paddles. There you go I've said it for you.

Of course I understand this upper-hand situation is a relatively new experience for many Liverpool fans both young and old - I know that - but loving hell fire, here we're witnessing the country going down the loving Swanee rapido with vulnerable working people being demonised and scandalised by this disgraceful coalition government yet we see 3 times more "interest" in the Moyes saga unfolding 38 miles down the East Lancs!

You'd be better looking at what this loving government is doing to the fabric of our country and try some commenting about that. Now THAT really is some dangerous poo poo happening and definitely worthy of close scrutiny as it's seemingly happening virtually unchallenged.
What are you all going to do then - when it's too loving late and the wheels have come off our welfare state altogether?

CisSTAR 19 posted:

Also


What a buzzkill.

CisSTAR 19 posted:

What a buzzkill.

pissy smelliott posted:

haaahahahahahahhah this is the best post in the thread