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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

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VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

>Get the old man to kneel before the staff

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Doomy
Oct 19, 2004

>stroke the staff

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Poland Spring posted:

Draw the sign of the Aces upon the stones including the dreaded and forbidden Sixth Ace. Johnny will not be able to resist trying to stop your dark ritual and will be the perfect sacrifice to appease your dark master.

selfquoting with no shame or hesitation

edit: also fix that altar because of OCD reasons god drat

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Poland Spring posted:

Draw the sign of the Aces upon the stones including the dreaded and forbidden Sixth Ace. Johnny will not be able to resist trying to stop your dark ritual and will be the perfect sacrifice to appease your dark master.

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
>Instruct the old man to prepare the ritual. Sacrifice the old man as the final step

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

>Climb on top of statue, poop on statue's head.

Romes
Jun 18, 2003
The vines clearly will grab you and pull you in to the staff if you're close enough (as it did with the heads).

>Jump from the statue extending your arm to the top of the staff where the vines are. When the vines pull you in grab the staff and claim it for your own.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





>flip the hidden switch on the statue's leg.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Idiot Syncratic posted:

>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice




Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

>regret nothing

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Use flame magic to burn away foliage and take the staff.

walking
Nov 27, 2013
>use old man as stool to reach staff

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Fine. If nobody else will state the obvious, then I will:

> Use your head and the two others to give that statue a triple blowjob.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

>Use flame magic to burn away foliage and take the staff.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Poland Spring posted:

Draw the sign of the Aces upon the stones including the dreaded and forbidden Sixth Ace. Johnny will not be able to resist trying to stop your dark ritual and will be the perfect sacrifice to appease your dark master.

dont stop believin

also adding "while masturbating" to that

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Poland Spring posted:

Draw the sign of the Aces upon the stones including the dreaded and forbidden Sixth Ace. Johnny will not be able to resist trying to stop your dark ritual and will be the perfect sacrifice to appease your dark master.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Poland Spring posted:

Draw the sign of the Aces upon the stones including the dreaded and forbidden Sixth Ace. Johnny will not be able to resist trying to stop your dark ritual and will be the perfect sacrifice to appease your dark master.

sure

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011

Noni posted:

Fine. If nobody else will state the obvious, then I will:

> Use your head and the two others to give that statue a triple blowjob.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
gently caress the old man.

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
>Decapitate old man and add his head to your collection. Stab each of the three heads into a prong of the staff as tribute. Meditate to find inner peace, discover that inner peace involves masterbating into your own mouth.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

Noni posted:

Fine. If nobody else will state the obvious, then I will:

> Use your head and the two others to give that statue a triple blowjob.

This, also > get the old man to stroke himself as he watches.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



fashion the human skin into a crude rope and use it to climb the statue

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
> stand on the old man's shoulders and grab the staff

dirty nub
Jan 19, 2009

>Put your helmet on the old man, this is all his problem now

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

grab the trident and go kill 5 aces with it because gently caress that guy

e: grab the trident, jump off the mountain, do a downward attack through the roof of the building to spear johnny 5 aces through the head. we know where he is sitting

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Edit: ^^^^^^do what that guy said but use Johnny's blood to summon deceiver and or other cool demons

>try to harness the power of the nature trident to kill Johnny, use him as a sacrifice to summon the deceiver

Greenllama
Jun 10, 2013

I am a green llama capable of posting on SA forums. Please adopt me.
Take the old man's stick and throw it down the mountain in the general direction of Johnny. Then give the old man a little push.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Poland Spring posted:

Draw the sign of the Aces upon the stones including the dreaded and forbidden Sixth Ace. Johnny will not be able to resist trying to stop your dark ritual and will be the perfect sacrifice to appease your dark master.

almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

Noni posted:

> Use your head and the two others to give that statue a triple blowjob.

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

dirty nub posted:

>Put your helmet on the old man, this is all his problem now

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zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES
> check inventory

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