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tell old man you'll cast a protection spell on him so he can get the trident. if there is no protection spell then do it anyways
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Cantorsdust posted:look, the staff is hanging down like a dilz. removing it is easy: tickle the balls and stroke the shaft. should pop right out
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Feb 14, 2014 03:06
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>Burn the vines, boost the old man to grab the shaft. I mean staff.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:07
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use that fire trick to burn the vines holding the staff
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Feb 14, 2014 03:09
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Draw the six aces again and get johnny back up here
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Feb 14, 2014 03:10
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Greenllama posted:Draw the six aces again and get johnny back up here whatever we do Johnny needs to factor into things
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Feb 14, 2014 03:14
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guys we tried to jerk the dick off like 5 pages ago but it's too high up I don't think its actually dangling that's just a trick of perspective
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Feb 14, 2014 03:17
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Feb 14, 2014 03:18
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Cover the erupting hole with the old man's butt crack
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Feb 14, 2014 03:20
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>crack a joke about gonorrhea, grab staff and casually meander back down the mountain as lava doesnt tend to flow very quickly
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Feb 14, 2014 03:23
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>Take staff. Observe lava flowing into barn from a safe distance
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Feb 14, 2014 03:28
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Massage the statues prostate and make the lava shoot out really fast as it orgasms.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:31
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use six ace sigil to lure johnny into lava flow
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Feb 14, 2014 03:32
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Grab the staff, get the gently caress out of there.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:34
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quickly arrange two stone slabs to channel the lava towards the bar and then get the gently caress outta there
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Feb 14, 2014 03:34
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>grab staff then haul rear end
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Dauntasa posted:quickly arrange two stone slabs to channel the lava towards the bar and then get the gently caress outta there
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7thBatallion posted:Grab the staff, get the gently caress out of there.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:41
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Dauntasa posted:quickly arrange two stone slabs to channel the lava towards the bar and then get the gently caress outta there This, but grab the staff first. If we die, do what I said originally.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:43
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>quickly dig a channel so the lava funnels down to the bar. Take the staff and head east. edit: this or the stone one, whichever wont kill us.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:44
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>Jack off staff.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:46
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Oh, and we can ride the trident down the hill like a snowboard.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:49
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>duck and cover
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Feb 14, 2014 03:51
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7thBatallion posted:Grab the staff, get the gently caress out of there. this but also poo poo as much as you can on your walk down
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Feb 14, 2014 03:52
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gargle you own piss and spit it at the old man for daring to give unwanted advice
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Feb 14, 2014 03:54
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Toss the staff as hard as you can at the bar.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:55
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>hide staff in anus
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Sword-swallow the spear and let the old man do the talking and head east.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:57
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>use staff with helmet and make the megazord
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rcman50166 posted:>hide staff in anus
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Feb 14, 2014 04:02
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Stab that bitch of a bar with the trident. But save first. And don't drop the thing! Oh, and when you stab the bar, act like the trident is your dick. And laugh maniacally Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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Feb 14, 2014 04:02
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See if your staff changes size in your grip, heh.
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Feb 14, 2014 04:09
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>ugh fine, see what it does if you stab/throw the staff at the bar
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Feb 14, 2014 04:10
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>hide staff in old man's anus
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Feb 14, 2014 04:11
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>wrap staff in the human skin
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rcman50166 posted:>ugh fine, see what it does if you stab/throw the staff at the bar
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just leave it laying there and move on
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7thBatallion posted:Stab that bitch of a bar with the trident. But save first. And don't drop the thing! And skin one of the bar patrons with it and hide the staff inside their skin. Then Weekend at Bernie's that poo poo.
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