Comic Strip Megathread XV: So smile, Margo, and move on.

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Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

R Ubbish posted:

You are a treasure :allears:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:10

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:52

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Luann

Nothing girls love quite as much as being taken for granted.

Apartment 3-G

Pros & Cons

Sally Forth

The Amazing Spider-Man

It's glorious!!! :swoon:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:12

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Julet Esqu posted:

It's glorious!!!

Oh my god

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

Compu-Toon

Who's got a twitter account? You gotta do this:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:28

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

R Ubbish posted:

This is wonderful. It only lacks Peter Sellers.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:33

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

JaggerMcDagger posted:

Why does the owl from Pogo wear a wizard hat if he is not a wizard?

Or is he a wizard and I've just never noticed?

Well, he's a fake scholar, maybe he can't tell the difference between wizardry and science? It happens all of the time...

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:40

Mister Beeg: Sep 7, 2012; A Certified Jerk

Sergio Aragones Funnies (Mad #311, June 1992)

Don Martin Dept.

Thorn (March 8, 1984)

Lucky Cow (March 13-15, 2004)

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:42

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Julet Esqu posted:

It's glorious!!!

It even has a goddamn mustache. :allears:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:42

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Julet Esqu posted:

It's glorious!!!

I can't deal with this.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:45

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

Julet Esqu posted:

It's glorious!!!

Oh god, it's all downhill from here, isn't it?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 03:56

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Momma

Wee Pals

Andertoons

Four Eyes

Arlo and Janis

Lost Side of Suburbia
Didn't update today.

Zachary Nixon Johnson

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:05

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

R Ubbish posted:

R Ubbish, you make me :swoon:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:11

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Juliet Jones

Phantom Classic

Radio Patrol

At last, the titular radio makes its appearance.

Rip Kirby

Big Ben Bolt

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:13

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

anathenema posted:

I only ever barely understand what's happening in this comic. The artist's decision to make his characters 90% chin with their mouths even with their eyes is like looking into a font of madness.

Quincy is fighting Knuckles. Knuckles is bigger and stronger than Quincy, but Quincy has been paid to fight so he feels that it will be worthwhile even to lose.

Say Nothing posted:

Anyone else want a Nemitar?

That's a bit large.

Taerkar posted:

Oh god, it's all downhill from here, isn't it?

Life? Yes.

Wanamingo posted:

Wee Pals

I've never understood this joke. What sort of Chinese food supposedly leaves you feeling hungry shortly after eating? I've never experienced that.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:24

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

^^^ Hey, what happened to the guy flying the German fighter?

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

It's glorious!!!

Oh, it's been done..

I guess Stan is starting to run out of ideas. Liquor and bikini babes at his poolside are another story though.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:32

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Tiggum posted:

I've never understood this joke. What sort of Chinese food supposedly leaves you feeling hungry shortly after eating? I've never experienced that.

White rice has a high glycemic index, meaning, in extremely simplified terms, that it spikes your blood sugar quickly and then falls quickly, leaving you with a "crash" a little like a sugar crash and making you want to eat more.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:34

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Julet Esqu posted:

Nothing girls love quite as much as being taken for granted.

Also being treated like they can't make their own decisions!

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:47

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

Julet Esqu posted:

It's glorious!!!

Is his face supposed to be drawn on the out side of the helmet or are we just seeing his face through the helmet for effect?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 04:54

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

R Ubbish posted:

Brilliant Mr./Ms. Ubbish, brilliant. :golfclap:

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

What the gently caress happened in that last panel? Stroke? So Fumbles hacked off a branch of a tree, and is splitting it with a.. tomahawk? And, god, the art... Gilchrist had a shot too many of Vat 69 I think.

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Feb 14, 2014

# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:05

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Stan Lee is insane in all the best ways. :allears:

Lowen SoDium posted:

Is his face supposed to be drawn on the out side of the helmet or are we just seeing his face through the helmet for effect?

God, I hope that assistant just drew the face on the helmet with a Sharpie or something.

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson

That's a very Brooke-ian mouth there.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:19

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

Meanwhile, there is a cheap toupee resting comfortably in the terrarium back in the bedroom.

9 Chickweed Lane

Pibgorn

No one is watching anyways. Go ahead and practice your sweet air guitar moves in the middle of your big death scene.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:25

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

That's a bit large.

Perfect, now she's staring blankly at everything you post.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 05:34

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

R Ubbish posted:

I was hoping that would say Casino 3-G, but masterfully done.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:03

Midnight Moth: Sep 14, 2007; What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Gil

Wanna join the high-flying world of globetrotting, Gil?

Retail

"Are you a miserable jerk? Because if you aren't then I'm afraid you're not what we call a 'cultural fit.'"

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

What are you going to do, Bleeker? Go to your little quiet hideaway and watch TV?

Dustin

Ew, Dustin. You're into figure skating? Who are you, my mom?

On the Fastrack

They later did it that night in the cemetery because Dethany's into that kind of thing.

Safe Havens

If they want to keep humans out why would they extort him into applying for citizenship by threatening to revoke his wife's citizenship in the first place? And what use would a human have for mer-citizenship given that they can't you know, live underwater?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:33

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Binary Badger posted:

^^^ Hey, what happened to the guy flying the German fighter?

If we're talking about Johnny Hazard, I got super bored and stopped posting it. I can bring it back, though, if people were getting into it.

Lowen SoDium posted:

Is his face supposed to be drawn on the out side of the helmet or are we just seeing his face through the helmet for effect?

Evil Mastermind posted:

God, I hope that assistant just drew the face on the helmet with a Sharpie or something.

Sadly I think it's for effect, like how sometimes we get the Half Spidey/Half Petey face, as seen here:

Won't stop me from imagining that it's Sharpie, though.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:34

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

No one is watching anyways. Go ahead and practice your sweet air guitar moves in the middle of your big death scene.

That's not air guitar, that's air chapman stick.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:38

don Jaime: Apr 3, 2004

Lio gets squirrely.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

It's glorious!!!

Just when I had given up on this storyline as too boring, JJJ has literally become Robo Hitler.

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

Really, kid? Let's see you do a gymnastics routine while going 30 mph on a slippery, unforgiving surface, trying to keep time to music and not stop smiling. The scoring system is nonsense but figure skaters are tough athletes.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:12

HAmbONE: May 11, 2004; I know where the XBox is!!; Smellrose

Taerkar posted:

Oh god, it's all downhill from here, isn't it?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:46

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

If they want to keep humans out why would they extort him into applying for citizenship by threatening to revoke his wife's citizenship in the first place? And what use would a human have for mer-citizenship given that they can't you know, live underwater?

Jesus, get a load of the left arm in the last panel. She could probably touch her toes without bending over.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:22

SubNat: Nov 27, 2008

Moomin Builds a House

e: Look at them, every single one knows exactly what they're doing.
They see the torment in their eyes and they simply don't give a drat. :allears:

SubNat fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Feb 14, 2014

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:23

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

Sadly I think it's for effect, like how sometimes we get the Half Spidey/Half Petey face, as seen here:

Won't stop me from imagining that it's Sharpie, though.

No way, he said "You know what to do" followed by saying now Spider Man would know it was him for sure. That mustache is 100% sharpied onto it.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:24

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Here you go thread, a map of Moominvalley.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 09:00

BlueDestiny: Jun 18, 2011; Mega deal with it

_{YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO}

Someone with more patience and better editing skills can probably get better result.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 09:35

SubNat: Nov 27, 2008

SynthOrange posted:

Here you go thread, a map of Moominvalley.

Wait, Moominvalley has a lonely mountain? I don't remember if berg was hill or mountain.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 09:39

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

"Room for all kinds of things" :3:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 09:42

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011

SubNat posted:

Motherfuckin' Moomin time y'all

When I get home, I'm going to start working on a version of :getin:

with the frog replaced by a Moomin. Now, bear in mind that I'm so utterly inept at image editing that it's unlikely to be done this side of 2016, but by Gadfrey, I'm gonna start.

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

The Creeps teaches us a valuable lesson. Pass this one on to your kids!

They're still living/hiding in Hi and Lois' house, in case you'd forgotten.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

That isnt commentary its electronic toilet paper.

Well, we gotta have something to deal with the poo poo you keep posting, don't we?

R Ubbish posted:

I love at the end when every Mary Worth in the world gets crammed together in one big fight scene.

Wanamingo posted:

what is wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Aesop Poprock posted:

That mustache is 100% sharpied onto it.

Why Sharpied? Why not etched on by laser, or carved with a mechanical pen? Sure, the suit's only on loan, but 3J's off the deep end now so what does he care! :buddy:

Jim's Journal

Petey would be proud.

Gahan Wilson

This has got to be the darkest Ballard Street EVER.

Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future

After tying a fleet of missiles around the medical emergency and launching them upwards, Dan prepares to shank a giant octopus like it was a prison informant. :black101:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 09:44

tiistai: Nov 1, 2012; Solo Melodica

Fingerpori

- If we applied this formula here...
- What are you doing?
- You're making this simple triangle calculation needlessly complicated!
- Bah!
Next day:
[Fierce triangle drama
in Fingerpoli]

A "triangle drama" is known in English as a love triangle. Or rather as the drama associated with love triangles, I suppose. Not exactly sure why that's become a set phrase in Finnish.

Fok_It

Changed KVG (kato vittu googlesta, "loving google it") into HTH because it's funnier than FGI and I've never seen anybody use that one anyway.

e: Wait a second instead of a random abbreviation it might be a response to that "what" and I just ruined the joke oh no