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deadlypie posted:>Go back to bar, find johnny, order golem to hold him down and gently caress him while singing putting on the ritz
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Noni posted:> have the golem carry the old man like a baby, stroke his beard, and call him George
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Feb 14, 2014 05:48
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Noni posted:> have the golem carry the old man like a baby, stroke his beard, and call him George deadlypie posted:>Go back to bar, find johny, order golem to hold him down and then gently caress him. Then make the golem sing putting on the ritz. Both.
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Feb 14, 2014 05:49
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>go back to the bar, make sure johnny is inside, lock the bar closed, use the staff to animate the bar like you did the corpses, light the animated bar on fire, make the animated bar and the animated corpses fight each other while you masterbate
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Feb 14, 2014 05:51
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>post goatse in e/n
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Feb 14, 2014 05:51
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  I am stopping here for tonight. I didn't think that staff was ever going to get out of that hole.
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Feb 14, 2014 05:51
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Well then. Have the golem ride the centaur thing, absorbing it's mass as it crushes it.
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Feb 14, 2014 05:51
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NecroMonster posted:>go back to the bar, make sure johnny is inside, lock the bar closed, use the staff to animate the bar like you did the corpses, light the animated bar on fire, make the animated bar and the animated corpses fight each other while you masterbate
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Feb 14, 2014 05:52
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>shoot up an elementary school
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Atma you own
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Feb 14, 2014 05:52
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ride the pony
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Feb 14, 2014 05:53
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Offer the old man as trade for one of thems fine bitches. And, time permitting, to ride the pony man.
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Feb 14, 2014 05:56
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Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
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Feb 14, 2014 06:08
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>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
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Feb 14, 2014 06:09
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C. Everett Koop posted:>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
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Feb 14, 2014 06:16
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ask the centaur wtf is going on, and offer to suck his dick for more information
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C. Everett Koop posted:>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
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Feb 14, 2014 06:25
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> Yeah, I am. Whatchu gonna do bout it? Think you can step to this? This? You ain't got poo poo, all your poo poo it MINE now. *give him the finger*
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Feb 14, 2014 06:31
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JGBeagle posted:Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman. then C. Everett Koop posted:>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
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Feb 14, 2014 06:35
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>Note that his hat is kind of cool, but yours is hot. Then set him on fire.
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Feb 14, 2014 06:43
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Wait. Are we literally the antichrist?
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Dely Apple posted:>Note that his hat is kind of cool, but yours is hot. Then set him on fire, and take his hat
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Feb 14, 2014 06:59
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JGBeagle posted:Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman. C. Everett Koop posted:>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
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Feb 14, 2014 07:12
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>Offer your golem for the horse-man's help
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Dely Apple posted:>Note that his hat is kind of cool, but yours is hot. Then set him on fire.
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Feb 14, 2014 07:25
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>rear end
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rawdog pozfail posted:>rear end >to mouth
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Feb 14, 2014 07:38
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>ejaculate on everything in sight
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Feb 14, 2014 08:54
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Take the corpse that's hanging & add it to the golem's mass. Then take those wings that are hanging and, using a poo poo/cum paste, glue them onto the golem, giving him the ability to fly. Break open cages, and fly away with naked chicks.
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Feb 14, 2014 09:04
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greet the horseman and make the golem raise one of its arms for a high five
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Apologize for the inconvenience then go home and watch friends reruns with bone golem.
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Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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malder posted:Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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It's Homosex, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse! The loving Gwar statute was amazing to see. > Tell him no, I have come to offer you a new pet. Give the horseman the creature you are riding. E: oh poo poo that's bob and his wife. >switch to bob. Slurin fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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Feb 14, 2014 10:03
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Doesn't that pentagram look familiar? Use the centaur as a blood sacrifice, summon Satan and Beelz.
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>dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
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C. Everett Koop posted:>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole
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Feb 14, 2014 10:26
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Air-guitar the trident and do a bitching guitar solo while the golem goes into full-blown Eddie mode.
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C. Everett Koop posted:>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole then > "Ride" the horseman. then 7thBatallion posted:
then CLAM DOWN posted:>ejaculate on everything in sight
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>piss into your own poo poo
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