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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > endtimes.exe
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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

JGBeagle posted:

Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> make golem charge to mr hands while avoiding pentagram, them make golem ride him

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Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
 Guys, we forgot to rehide the sceptre! Quick, hide it in the centaur.

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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
 >Jump into the circle and summon Lordi

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LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
>HUG CENTAUR MAN. PROPOSE MARRIAGE :h: :h: :h:

:roboluv:

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FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

 Tell the centaur that Johnny called him a loving little bitch, and said he could kick centaur-guy's rear end in a fight any day.

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
Do the hoarse joke and then do the secret ace thing to summon johnny again

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Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
>switch to bob

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tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Poop back and forth with the old man.

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The Neal!
Sep 3, 2004

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JGBeagle posted:

Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
this but while the horseman's distracted summon a poo poo golem in the summoning circle

C. Everett Koop posted:

>Impale the staff in the middle of the pentagram and work it like a stripper pole

holy poo poo didn't see this before, definitely changing my vote to this

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Feb 14, 2014

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Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
> Kiss the horseman and hope he turns into a Nigerian princess.

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almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
How did I miss this thread?

Ask him about travel conditions further east then kill him and add his corpse to your golem so it looks like the golem is riding him. Piss on the people in the cages before you leave and go east.

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Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
>make the beast ride the centaur

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

JGBeagle posted:

Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
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Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
 Silly goons, this is the only way:

Freakbox posted:

>HUG CENTAUR MAN. PROPOSE MARRIAGE :h: :h: :h:

:roboluv:
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Billy Idle
Sep 26, 2009
 >tell centaur man to shut up and finish the ceremony, but spare the blonde chick and give her to you as the price for his life



Billy Idle fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Feb 14, 2014

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Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
> climb onto bob's cage and poop on his head

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BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Un chien andalou posted:

> climb onto bob's cage and poop on his head
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Romes
Jun 18, 2003
 >Greet the man-horse like friends, shaking his hand. When you do, grip it tight, don't let go, then touch the symbol on your head to lite him on fire. Once he is dead and cooked, eat the horse half. We'll need the energy for the Deceiver!

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Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

 >Hogtie his horsey legs with vines.

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

 ask bob if he still hears the voices.

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Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
Shoot a gout of flame at the centaur, pummel with golem if he is still alive.

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odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Freakbox posted:

>HUG CENTAUR MAN. PROPOSE MARRIAGE :h: :h: :h:

:roboluv:
Yes.

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy

Changing my vote to this

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LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
I think I figured this out. That's not a centaur, it's actually Byron all grown up and wearing a pony costume. You can see the price tag on his haunch.

>LOOK price tag

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Zyme
Aug 15, 2000
 Pause briefy to survey the twisted tableau before you, then fart as hard as you loving can

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milktwice
Feb 15, 2012

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Zyme posted:

Pause briefy to survey the twisted tableau before you, then fart as hard as you loving can
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Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy

JGBeagle posted:


Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

malder posted:

Tell the creature he sounds a little hoarse. Laugh hysterically at your own attempt at comedy
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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
 Tell the bronytaur that you are here to finish off what you started on GBS long, long ago and then masturbate. While screaming.

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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

odincode posted:

Yes.

IT'S VALENTINES DAY. WE NEED SOME ROMANCE UP IN THIS BITCH. RO-MANCE. :rory:

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Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011

Freakbox posted:

IT'S VALENTINES DAY. WE NEED SOME ROMANCE UP IN THIS BITCH. RO-MANCE. :rory:

Leave it to goons to be unromantic. :colbert:

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hoverboard Humpty-Dumpty
Sep 5, 2007

 >Hi Bob.

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

 We forgot to get the whip that is coiled and hanging from the wall in the bar:


Probably we'll need that at some point.

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zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES
drat, nice find.

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