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Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012
Perhaps today IS a good day to die! It's the Week in LL101!


Bypassing Congress


Godwin


Melting Pot


NBC


Gay Marriage


Soldier deaths


Guns in church


Obamacare


Barack HUSSEIN Obama


BONUS:

















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mystes
May 31, 2006

I agree that Christians forcing religious indoctrination into schools and other public spaces is possibly an even bigger problem than the lack of marriage inequality. And it doesn't just affect Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, etc.; they probably think atheism is a religion so they're concerned for us too. How generous!

mystes fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 15, 2014

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Sir Rolo posted:


Barack HUSSEIN Obama

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd use George HW Bush to help distinguish between him and his Son with the same name. Saying George Bush is vague now we've had 2 presidents with that name. The only reason to use Hussein is to try and create a link between Obama and Saddam Hussein.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot


But that has nothing to do with homosexuality? It's just some Pharisees asking Jesus about divorce to try and get him to say something they can use against him.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy


"Wait a minute, if he can do that, why can't we bypass Congress and impeach him on our own?"



I don't get the main part of the image, but calling out improper use of Godwin's Law is kinda sorta correct - it just means that any debate will get Hitler mentioned once it gets long enough, but the internet has taken it to mean that anyone who invokes Hitler "loses" the argument at that point.



This is like 100% projection / getting-it-backwards



Ummm ... yes? The only way this would work out to be a bad thing is if the person it's addressed would otherwise prefer that some people remain insured, period. The part about the formerly insured needing to pay more also isn't (universally) true.

Actually, I find myself going "ummm ... yes?" more and more whenever I encounter a conservative meme/social network posting. Those things always seem to think that simply spelling out what actually happened is enough to get you riled up.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012



I agree. We should be more critical of Jesus.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Help! Help! I'm being repressed by the government forcing me to conduct business with people I don't like! :qq:

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
"Smorgasborg"

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
These LL101 memes are the absolute definition of poe's law.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Sir Rolo posted:


Gay Marriage

It's happening!!!!!! We are all being forced to gay marry!!!!


Ummmm

Matthew 19:3-6 posted:


3 Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?”

4 “Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’[a] 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’[b]? 6 So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

Bit of a stretch to me. But wait!

Matthew 19:7-12 posted:


7 “Why then,” they asked, “did Moses command that a man give his wife a certificate of divorce and send her away?”

8 Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. 9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

10 The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry.”

11 Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given. 12 For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.”

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19%3A3-12

Context!

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

While hostility towards Christians is a real thing throughout large portions of the world, this is what the report actually said:

"Pew Research Center posted:


"Indeed, two of the seven major religious groups monitored by the study – Muslims and Jews – experienced six-year highs in the number of countries in which they were harassed by national, provincial or local governments, or by individuals or groups in society. As in previous years, Christians and Muslims – who together make up more than half of the global population – were harassed in the largest number of countries (110 and 109, respectively)."

http://www.pewforum.org/2014/01/14/religious-hostilities-reach-six-year-high/

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

BraveUlysses posted:

These LL101 memes are the absolute definition of poe's law.

There's a reason for this, actually- the author is basically using them to promote himself online. So he's not stating his own(horrible messed up) viewpoints, he's actually trying to market the viewpoints he thinks that the members of his political demographic will click on online. It's the lowest common denominator trying to manipulate an imagined even lower denominator.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

HipGnosis posted:

It's happening!!!!!! We are all being forced to gay marry!!!!
Ummmm
Bit of a stretch to me. But wait!
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19%3A3-12
Context!
Always my favorite bit of the Bible because it accomplishes so much
1: it is the single most blatant bit of retconning in the Bible.
"AHA! Why did you hate divorce before but are changing your mind now? Aren't you infallible?"
"Ummm...you weren't ready for it? Yeah. You were not ready! But you totally are now! Still infallible baby!"

2: because of that "You were not ready yet" loophole the Church has taken this stand in the past too over certain issues. They'll fight, and fight, and fight but change their mind and go "Well, you're ready now..."

3: Atheists like me can turn this around by just pointing it out. Just say "Well, our hearts were hardened to gay marriage but now they're ready. You're like the Pharaoh of old: God will stop hardening your heart eventually. It's time. Stop fighting His divine Will."

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Discendo Vox posted:

There's a reason for this, actually- the author is basically using them to promote himself online. So he's not stating his own(horrible messed up) viewpoints, he's actually trying to market the viewpoints he thinks that the members of his political demographic will click on online. It's the lowest common denominator trying to manipulate an imagined even lower denominator.

Also known as the 'Free Republic' business model.

MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?

That poor cake decorator, forced by the government to let gay people give him money. That's surely worse than a gay person not being able to visit their loved one on their deathbed and having their inheritance stolen by the government!

Ana Lucia Cortez
Mar 22, 2008

Sir Rolo posted:


Soldier deaths

Phillip Seymour Hoffman, totally obscure. Never heard of him.

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe

Ana Lucia Cortez posted:

Phillip Seymour Hoffman, totally obscure. Never heard of him.

Weren't these the people that were complaining that a bigger deal wasn't made of loving Temple Black's death? I mean how much more obscure actor can there be than a child star from the depression that hadn't had a film for 60+ years.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Anubis posted:

Weren't these the people that were complaining that a bigger deal wasn't made of loving Temple Black's death? I mean how much more obscure actor can there be than a child star from the depression that hadn't had a film for 60+ years.

Consistency doesn't matter, all that does is stringing together enough words to generate hollow outrage.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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If I died serving my country, I don't want to be remembered by my deeds or contributions or by what I meant to my friends and family.

I want to be used to attack someone's political opponent for not paying enough attention to me. I'd want them to attack them before even mentioning me, if they did at all.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Sir Rolo posted:



Gay Marriage



This one is the worst because of the "pretend to be married" part.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Real marriage only happens in a church under the eyes of god you see (if you look into it you'll find that foreign heathen marriages frequently don't count either)

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

gradenko_2000 posted:

This is like 100% projection / getting-it-backwards

No, it makes sense when you realize that what they mean by "conservatives see America as a stew with the ingredients blending together" means "minorities need to become more like white Christians."

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Conservatives see America as a stew with each ingredient complimenting flavors of the other ingredients(but just so you know this stew was intended to taste like potato and if you refuse to taste like potato too then you can get right the gently caress out.)"

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe

Sir Rolo posted:


Barack HUSSEIN Obama

Was this ever even a thing? Clinton's campaign commercials just called him "George Bush", even the ones that were trying to paint him as an elitist dick.

Also, it's pretty ballsy of LL101 to pick George H.W. Bush as the "unfairly painted elitist" considering he pretty much went full-on Lucille Bluth at a supermarket display.

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Sir Rolo posted:


Barack HUSSEIN Obama
People use Bush's middle names because there are two recent presidents named George Bush. :ssh:

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

TerminalSaint posted:

People use Bush's middle names because there are two recent presidents named George Bush. :ssh:

Even then I've only heard it referred to as H.W. or W.

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sir Rolo posted:



Guns in church


This happened a little more than 6 years ago. Why would media continue to cover this story? Besides, a cursory Google search reveals that it was actually covered by lamestream news organizations like the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times -- 6 years ago, when it happened.

Anyway, the woman herself is a cop and not exactly the untrained model citizen of right-wing fantasies who stops a bank robber or mass murder dead in his tracks.

Edible Hat fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Feb 16, 2014

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders

Edible Hat posted:

This happened a little more than 6 years ago. Why would media continue to cover this story? Besides, a cursory Google search reveals that it was actually covered by lamestream news organizations like the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times -- 6 years ago, when it happened.

Anyway, the woman herself is a cop and not exactly the untrained model citizen of right-wing fantasies who stops a bank robber or mass murder dead in his tracks.

But that doesn't explain why it isn't the lead story on every newscast every night!

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Infomaniac posted:

But that doesn't explain why it isn't the lead story on every newscast every night!

9/11 happened, so there just isn't room for anything else.

agent_wildflower
Sep 7, 2011
I've never submitted one before, so here's my first!

Posted by a friend to Facebook: http://www.ijreview.com/2014/02/115254-obamas-celebrity-pal-half-brother-food-stamps-even-though-shes-worth-53-million/

We actually have Facebook debates whenever I feel like getting into it with her, but I always feel like I'm beating my head against the wall. I don't even know how to respond to this one. And for more information about my friend, she's worked in terrible jobs for minimum wage and has been treated like crap by bosses, but HATES unions. :psyduck:

Lemma
Aug 18, 2010

agent_wildflower posted:

I've never submitted one before, so here's my first!

Posted by a friend to Facebook: http://www.ijreview.com/2014/02/115254-obamas-celebrity-pal-half-brother-food-stamps-even-though-shes-worth-53-million/

We actually have Facebook debates whenever I feel like getting into it with her, but I always feel like I'm beating my head against the wall. I don't even know how to respond to this one. And for more information about my friend, she's worked in terrible jobs for minimum wage and has been treated like crap by bosses, but HATES unions. :psyduck:

I suppose it wouldn't make any difference to point out the (way higher net amount of) taxes that Beyonce pays [than most people]. Actually, I'll go ahead and say I know it wouldn't make any difference, because the facts are irrelevant to the point your friend is trying to make. Your friend is signaling that she is the kind of person who doesn't tolerate the kind of person who coasts by on free handouts. Granted, the story she's used to serve as such a signal doesn't reflect this reality, but that hardly matters. There can't ever not be people worse than you to yell about.

All I'm saying is, debating the numbers is going to go nowhere. (As you've already indicated.) If you want to try a novel approach, see if you can't maneuver her into explaining the root of her anger, then recommend something written by Dostoevsky.

Lemma fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Feb 16, 2014

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
Liberals saying Bush is like Hitler: Something that mainly happened in the Daily KOS' comments sections, and was never really condoned.

Conservatives saying Obama is like Hitler: Broadcast on national TV! But no really, let me (not) explain how he really is like that! :godwin: I mean, he's a socialist right? (Ignores how actual socialists say both Obama and Hitler are anything but.)

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Guilty Spork posted:

(Ignores how actual socialists say both Obama and Hitler are anything but.)

That's clearly socialist taqiyya.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Guilty Spork posted:

Liberals saying Bush is like Hitler: Something that mainly happened in the Daily KOS' comments sections, and was never really condoned.

Conservatives saying Obama is like Hitler: Broadcast on national TV! But no really, let me (not) explain how he really is like that! :godwin: I mean, he's a socialist right? (Ignores how actual socialists say both Obama and Hitler are anything but.)

Even Socialists agree then, Obama is like Hitler. QED

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Translated from a friend's Facebook page. I'll be the first to admit that I responded poorly, but whoever coined the term "libertarian word-salad" was right on the money. I need to remember that the best way to deal with a Gish Gallop of Gobbledygook is to focus on one idea at a time, and definitely not to cloud the issue by raising extra points myself. :eng99:

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OP: People who are opposed to new technologies because they might destroy jobs do not understand that work is a means, not an end.

Israeli Libertarian #1: It's also simply not true. Computers created jobs.

Israeli Libertarian #1: I'm saying that the notion that technology destroys jobs is factually incorrect. In addition to what you said. We work in order to satisfy our needs. We create value in order to consume value. Work is just a means towards getting the value we wish to consume.

Me: Technology does destroy jobs in the short term, and in the last few decades the rise in productivity has mostly gone into the pockets of the higher-ups, and very little gets to the workers themselves. The question is whether it will lead to the creation of jobs in the future, and how many significant social upheavals there will be on the way. World wars are no longer as easy to do, and the fall in demand (which is different than need in a capitalist society) is not going to go away without an artificial increase in salaries, or a creation of minimum welfare payments.

Even the Economist, not known as a very lefty or anti-progress rag, is not as sanguine about this, by the way: http://www.economist.com/news/briefing/21594264-previous-technological-innovation-has-always-delivered-more-long-run-employment-not-less

Israeli Libertarian #1: That's not true. The fact that much of the increase in productivity goes to the higher-up is due to a distortion of the financial system, an entirely different phenomenon than job loss. There is a movement of resources to different sectors.

Israeli Libertarian #1: The workforce always moves over to where there is more need and demand. Besides, the article is talking about a prediction by John Maynard Keynes. People have seen that reality is not as he had predicted but still act as if his predictions make sense. If anything the distortions in the financial system came about through implementing his policies which brought amazing profits to the upper crust without significantly increasing the consumption potential of the lower classes.

Me: These two things are very related, because what this means is that there are fewer jobs, and also whoever's working has less money with which to create demand for new products, which means that it is harder to create relevant workplaces.

The article in question discusses many things, including more recent research.

The distortions in the financial sector came about due to the lowering of taxation and regulation on the financial system, in parallel to the weakening union movement. The rich got most of their wealth since the '70s, during an era of the elimination of the Keynesian policies of the various welfare states, lower taxes, etc.

Israeli Libertarian #1: Most of the distortions began with the Federal Reserve. The '20s and the crazy boom of that era sowed the seeds of the crisis of the '30s, which was only exacerbated by the New Deals (which actually merely continued Hoover's policies).
Additionally, demand does not create jobs. It provides information, while entrepreneurs create jobs.

Israeli Libertarian #1: Never in the course of history has technology ever destroyed jobs. It moved demand around and lowered the worker's power in one sector, while allowing resources to move to another. As it did during the Industrial Revolution. So we suddenly have something that runs counter to a process that has repeated itself throughout human history?

Israeli Libertarian #1: Demand does not create jobs. It puts up a red light in front of entrepreneurs and tells them “hey, this is where there's good stuff to be done”. Without entrepreneurship, jobs are not magically formed, it requires people who can invest the capital needed to create these jobs in order to make a profit.

Me: Human history also includes the fall of empires and the collapse of entire societies*. “The entirety of human history” is not just the past couple of centuries.

I don't think we really have the foundation for a discussion here. For forty years we've been running with this supply-side nonsense, and it's only been making GBS threads on the world economy. If there's nothing to buy with, that is, if there are no instruments with which to create demand, then there's no point in encouraging supply. Empirically, it doesn't work. It's time to change DVD's.

Israeli Libertarian #1: Definitely, companies* are founded and then fall, it doesn't change the simple fact that technology has never destroyed jobs. It has created jobs and put more people into the workforce.

Supply-side nonsense? Meanwhile, the dollar supply has risen so dramatically that people really don't have anything to buy. Another instance of Keynesian policies which love inflation, which simply robs the poor. And of course spreads power to cronies with government contacts, but why deal with the real problem of central banks? The nationalization of money, which made its worthless. You don't think that this monetary meddling in people's savings is what is robbing them of their purchasing power?

Me: After it caused mass firings and years of socio-economic riots. It was only when workers organized so that they would not be spat upon that things reached the point where they could get the government support they needed to get to the level of higher education which allowed them to poo poo on the very programs which brought them there and spread all this libertarian nonsense.

What is “worthless money”? Money has no intrinsic value, the only value it has comes from a social convention. I am guess you mean basing money on the gold standard, which is an utterly stupid use for gold and which makes the currency dependent on the metals market.

Israeli Libertarian #1: After it did what? Are you serious? What started were processes of job automation and people moved from agriculture to factories, and processes of computerization and people moved from a lot of jobs into high-tech. The productivity during eras like the Industrial Revolution were lower than today, so the work-day was much longer, it wasn't a matter of the big man with the white mustache and the bags of money, it's a matter of how much can be produced.

And money is a commodity like any other, it's not used in consumption but its value makes it ideal for trading. And it is definitely trivial to move a currency to the gold or silver standard, the metals market is stable and this kind of standard allows you to lower the levels of inflation that countries can promote and thus reduce the ability of central banks to lower the value of money by increasing the money supply.

Israeli Libertarian #1: The gold standard allows a coin to be as stable as metallic gold, but that's not the point. Money is a sector which has been nationalized, and like every nationalized product, it cannot treat the money supply in a way suitable for the market. They just do not have the capability. That is why Bitcoin is such a monetary revolution, the fact that there is finally a distributed currency with a value to its users that is independent of political whim. I don't think Bitcoins is going to be successful, but it has become a precedent which opens new options allowing people to think about money in ways which haven't been seen for a long time.

Me: It's called the “Industrial Revolution”, basically worker organizations and struggles in the 19th and early 20th Century. You might want to learn some history before you start talking about “the entirety of human history”. Bitcoin is so independent of political whim that it changes its value by 200% every couple of days. There's a reason it's mostly used by criminals, because they aren't bothered by this level of volatility.

Israeli Libertarian #1: There was no connection between human development and worker organizations in the 19th and 20th century. Wherever there was the possibility to work less, people did it, whether there were strong labor organizations or not.
And Bitcoin is very stable lately because the demand for it is stable, just like the demand for gold is stable. Its value mostly moves up.

And this stigma is outdated. The Chinese and Indian markets have opened to bitcoin, and more people than ever use it. I don't think it's going to be successful because there is no consumption, just trade in exchanges. But it's an amazing precedent for the fact that people can finally use the internet revolution to demand what was theirs to begin with, which is their money.

Israeli Libertarian #2: For hundreds of years people claim that every new invention is going to create unemployment, and it simply doesn't happen. Aren't people tired of this tiresome claim that is said about every new invention and just never happens?

* Hebrew uses the same term for “company” and “society”

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.
My "moral theologian" "friend" just posted this turd without comment:

http://www.lifenews.com/2014/02/14/you-cant-be-upset-about-killing-animals-if-you-dont-care-about-killing-babies/

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

quote:

Matt Walsh is a 27-year-old conservative blogger, writer, and talk radio host. He calls himself a “professional sayer of truths,”
This is not how you want to start an article if you want to be convincing in any way. But then again, with statements like "You cannot, as a sane adult, find animal killing to be morally offensive but abortion to be morally neutral," the article is meant to be affirming to believers and not to be convincing to anyone else.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
That's such a tremendously disingenuous argument (such that it is), it makes sense it comes from a pro-lifer.

Your moral theologian friend is a bad ethicist if they can't see the glaring problems with this argument.

Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 16, 2014

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

I actually like Michelle's outfit there, it's cute and trendy but still age-appropriate.

Plus, if she was wearing nothing but Versace 24/7, you know people would bitch about her being "out of touch" and "elitist".

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thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

Knight posted:

This is not how you want to start an article if you want to be convincing in any way. But then again, with statements like "You cannot, as a sane adult, find animal killing to be morally offensive but abortion to be morally neutral," the article is meant to be affirming to believers and not to be convincing to anyone else.

I have seen this guy's name and blog pop up so many times from my Conservative friends on Facebook. Every single article incites incredible rage within me.

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