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1. Nahh. Ball-to-hand. 2. Sure. Play is stopped anyway. 3. Tell the keeper to spit on the penalty-taker's balls and say, "Now you're even."
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:20 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:42 |
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1) Ball to hand / arm in natural position. No peno. 2) I think you have to. If the manager nominates him as 'keeper, he's allowed on before the play resumes. 3) New ball, tell the striker to stop being such a gross oval office. Tell the keeper to stop being such a babby.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:21 |
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1. Nope. Ball to hand and such. 2. I don't see any reason why not. 3. Get a new ball, spit on the striker and ask him how it feels.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:50 |
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1) No 2) No, he must leave the field to receive treatment and cannot re-enter until beckoned on, which can only happen after play has restarted. 3) Get a new ball, caution for unsporting behavior.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 06:01 |
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1.) Play on. You are now the most unpopular man on the field. 2.) No. The player who came off cannot be beckoned back on until play is resumed, after the penalty. 3.) Tell him to wipe it off. If the player refuses or talks back, yellow for Unsporting Behavior.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 09:33 |
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1) Not intentional, play on. 2) Let him in. The 'play must have restarted' rule doesn't apply if a keeper's involved, and the manager gets to choose who he nominates as keeper. 3) Yellow for unsporting behaviour for the spitter, wipe ball clean, tell keeper to zip it.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 10:40 |
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1. Not intentional so play on. If refing the la liga show a red card and award a penalty. 2. Let him on 3. Yellow to the PK taker for bein a disgusting twat. Tell the keeper to shut up. Get a new ball.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 18:00 |
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I have a question in the vein of the shoulder-to-arm one. A defender in the penalty area is facing away from the ball, marking his man. A pass comes through, and the defender raises his arm to appeal for offside. He doesn't see the ball until it hits him in the hand. What's the call? He didn't raise his arm with the intent of handling the ball, so I feel like it should be a no-call, but the ref in our league match yesterday called it a penalty and a red.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:11 |
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Unnatural position for his arm. I'd say it would be given 99% of the time.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:38 |
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Mickolution posted:Unnatural position for his arm. I'd say it would be given 99% of the time. I agree, it's also not his job to call offside, play to the goddamn whistle.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 22:44 |
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I'm pretty sure Hackett's already answered that one, actually. You could look it up.
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# ? Jan 19, 2014 23:03 |
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Captain Trips posted:I have a question in the vein of the shoulder-to-arm one. If, in the opinion of the referee, the player deliberately handled it or put his arm in a position to take up space, then it's handling. As described, i would be blowing for a PK and my bar for handling is pretty high (as in it takes a lot for me to call it). If he was, say, yelling at the AR with his back to play five yards away from the ball and his arms out and the ball got cleared off his arm, that probably shouldn't be called. But if you are running with your arm in the air with the player who is going to receive the ball, it's going to be a hard sell to convince the referee your arm wasn't there to take up space. Remember, it's not really if you did it deliberately, it's if the referee thinks you did it deliberately.
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# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:25 |
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K to the H posted:1) This is a close call. For the purposes of judging handballs, the "hand" effectively extends up the arm to the point at the shoulder where the shirt sleeve is stitched on. So in this case, I would rule that the player has not deliberately used his arm to stop the shot – and the fact that the ball then ricocheted down on to the lower arm is irrelevant. When the ball hits the body, then the hand, it is not a deliberate handball. So no penalty – play on. Graham Laurie wins the shirt. Thanks for nothing, Tony La Fave.
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# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:35 |
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1) Red. Retaliation is never justified. 2) Not approved equipment, tell the keeper to gently caress off. 3) Book the player for questioning the integrity of a match official, tell your assistant to flag him so you can send him off at the first opportunity, and deny everything in the press afterwards.
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 17:31 |
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1) 2nd Yellow and a red, if they're spanish just kill them 2) tell him to go put on some god drat boots I mean what the gently caress is this a sunday league 3) Wait for Panel 1 to happen
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 17:33 |
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1. Card the assistant and award a penalty to yourself. Or replace the assistant with the fourth official or something. 2. Make the keeper do the crossword from the newspaper in his shoe. If he can't do it, show a yellow. 3. Tell him you're not the goddamn Thought Police and if he wants to get the assistant replaced, he'd better goad him into taking a swing. Mention the incident in your report, but use code names.
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 17:45 |
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1. Second yellow and a red. Make a note in the official match report. Also punch the dude for messing with your homie. 2. Yellow for unsportsmanlike conduct. Tell him to put the clown shoes away. Coax the striker to safety. 3. Tell him to quit being a bitch. Note in the match report. Tell your official to give him a swirly after the game for old times sake.
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# ? Jan 24, 2014 21:57 |
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1. Second yellow and red, punch player and lino in the face for disrespecting your authority. Caution nearby opponents for dissent and punch each one in the face, we will be the one to decide who started it. Replace linesman with fourth official, punch lightly in the face as a warning so he knows we aren't loving around. 2. Book for unsporting conduct, order to replace boots with the correct attire, punch goalkeeper in the face, and his kit man on the off chance that he was complicit in this outrage. 3. Tell player that you didn't go to school at all and it never did you any harm. Punch college boy here in the face, does he think he's better than you or something? Drop ball from the nearest point of relief, 2 stroke penalty. Note the incident in your match report.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:52 |
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What Hackett said:quote:1) Your response must be guided by what your assistant tells you, not what the players say – but use some common sense here to calm the situation. Advise the player to keep his distance for the rest of the game, and tell your assistant that you will be reporting what has happened. Tell both that any further incidents could lead to their removal.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 16:43 |
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/30/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 01:56 |
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1. Fine. It's not in play until it leaves the area. Good heads-up play. 2. Red to the defender. Pat the striker on the back. 3. Goal. Ref is part of the field. Wink at striker's girlfriend.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 01:58 |
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1) Retake 2) At least one, honestly depends on how must of a twist we're talking here -- is it defense or is he now attempting to hurt the striker? 3) Give the goal, prepare to get an earful from your assessor for poor positioning
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 02:05 |
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1. I really don't see the issue here, unless the picture is accurate and the keeper picks up the backpass. The paragraph doesn't say that though, so I assume the keeper plays it with his feet. No problem, keep playing. 2. Send them both off, but make sure to get the striker's business card and sign up for classes later. 3. Take your shirt off, swing it around your head and run to the supporters. Give yourself a yellow card.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 02:09 |
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Doesn't matter if he picks it up the ball isn't in play. 2) send the defender off, then hide behind the lino and send the attacker off as well, fuckin ninjas have no place in football, recommend lifetime ban in report, move house 3) wtf is this poo poo that's like the best goal that's ever been scored you better fuckin allow it
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 03:17 |
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1) Retake 2) 2 reds 3) Golazo I'm expecting some nonsense about "goal scoring opportunities" to be mentioned in regards to the first because Hackett.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 13:12 |
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1. Retake Goal kick, didn't leave the box so no problem. 2. Red to the dude who started it. Start making Martial Art noises to the Striker every time he gets near you 3. Goal, celebrate with the team.
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# ? Feb 2, 2014 13:35 |
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1.) Retake, didn't leave the penalty area. 2.) Both red. Ninjas aren't allowed in soccer. 3.) Goal, and lots of explaining why you stood in such a position.
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# ? Feb 3, 2014 17:36 |
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Keith Hackett posted:1) I'm sure the attacking side will protest about this, but you should not take any action against the defender: it does not count as unsporting behaviour because, quite simply, the ball is not live until it leaves the area. So while the defender may have used that law to avoid being in a difficult situation, he has not committed an offence. Award a retaken goal-kick. Thanks to Brian White.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 13:03 |
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I guess your mam.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 19:39 |
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I'm still wondering what the debate is about the first one. Okay, the ball never left the area, so it's not live. But if it had, so what? You're allowed to pass back to your keeper anywhere on the pitch. It's not unsporting behavior.
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 19:48 |
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Captain Trips posted:I'm still wondering what the debate is about the first one. Okay, the ball never left the area, so it's not live. But if it had, so what? You're allowed to pass back to your keeper anywhere on the pitch. It's not unsporting behavior. Based on the picture and not the text, I'd assume the issue was the keeper picking it up. But you're right, it never left the area so retake
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# ? Feb 4, 2014 19:58 |
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/06/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 22:06 |
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1. Tell him to take it off and get back to the game. Give him a yellow for removing his extra shirt when he does, ha. 2. Unapproved equipment. Also, being a jerk. Yellow. Search phone for pics of player's girlfriend. 3. No Hawk-Eye and you're not sure, so no goal. But the ball did strike an outside agent, so drop it on the six-yard line and run like hell.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 22:08 |
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Kaka just did the first one a few weeks ago, though I don't think he put it on, he might have just held it up. Inzaghi did the same thing with his 300 shirt. I don't see how that can be punished.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 22:10 |
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A better question for #3 would be "A striker chips the goalkeeper and the ball is slowly rolling into the net when it hits the goalkeeper's water bottle and stops on the line. The opposition are furious and insist that without the water bottle it would have rolled all the way into the net. What do you do?"
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 22:21 |
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1. Im sure this will get ruled for inticing the crowd, but I'd let him slide. 2. Send the player off. Also, what team has loving pockets on their kit? 3. Call it like you see it. Tell the keeper to move his water bottle further back or outside of the net regardless.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 15:46 |
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These You Are The Ref just keeps getting worse.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 15:52 |
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Hegav posted:These You Are The Ref just keeps getting worse. they're just running out of different ideas.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 16:01 |
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Quiche Hackett posted:1) A tough call. Instead of removing his shirt – an automatic yellow card offence – he's put another one on. But if he has unnecessarily delayed the restart he should still be shown a second yellow. I would try to avoid that, but if he really does cause a hold-up, you have little option. If you do give him the benefit of the doubt, make sure he removes the new shirt before play resumes. Thanks to Phillip Mercer.
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 14:42 |
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Oops: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/13/you-are-the-ref-paul-trevillion
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