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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Space T Rex posted:

>Make the corpse monster perform fellatio on the old man.
>Scream "I am king Captian Crunch!" while running in circles around them.

whoao hehehaha so random!!!!

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Just finished reading this thread. This is an excellent thread.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

odincode posted:

Are those furry assless chaps hangin up above centaur man?

>use whip to quickly snatch chaps. Put on chaps and wink disarmingly at Centaur man.

no they're wings. he's torturing angels.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

OMGVBFLOL posted:

whoao hehehaha so random!!!!

;)

Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Is he coming back?

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Crap, game locked up, rebooting.

>ctrl+alt+del

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

7thBatallion posted:

Is he coming back?
Yeah, Atma said that this weekend would be slow. I think we all just underestimated how slow slow would be.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Demon of the East posted:

Yeah, Atma said that this weekend would be slow. I think we all just underestimated how slow slow would be.

I'm just worried this will end like Foxcrobe did.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

7thBatallion posted:

I'm just worried this will end like Foxcrobe did.

Or the Moscow Metro thread :(



edit: cough cough cough

Cantorsdust posted:

fine, the cutbkfgblds,gkja/sgkkdsng.sdnfb's got a tramp stamp

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
Updates will come tomorrow.

I have to count all these votes still.

Someone tell me if the beer thing or the whip thing won.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Atma posted:

Updates will come tomorrow.

I have to count all these votes still.

Someone tell me if the beer thing or the whip thing won.

Beer thing.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Atma posted:

Updates will come tomorrow.

I have to count all these votes still.

Someone tell me if the beer thing or the whip thing won.

Beer thing hands down

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Atma posted:

Updates will come tomorrow.

I have to count all these votes still.

Someone tell me if the beer thing or the whip thing won.

Beer, always. But we need to be ready if the loving horsemen (heh) fires his stupid gold arrow. Gold may be our weakness.

simple
Apr 11, 2007
> say "Oh poo poo, I forgot my beer at the bar. Holler if you need anything while I am out."
> Run the gently caress away.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Atma posted:

Updates will come tomorrow.

I have to count all these votes still.

Someone tell me if the beer thing or the whip thing won.

Pretty sure it was the beer thing.

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

Do the beer thing but bring back some Pabst Blue Ribbon. Horseguy strikes me as a hipster.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



while we do the beer thing lets leave goondalf to take messages and whatnot so he can go all gandalf-vs-balrog and have an epic battle with the gay centair while the camera is following us on a boring beer run

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Put something in your butt

edit: this applies to everyone

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
Tally the votes but go with the least popular option :trollface:

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

use vines to tickle the horse man's bum so he loses his concentration

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



set yourself on fire, have the golem throw you at the centaur, scream

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Charge your corpse golem forward and stab that man-horse with the trident!

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
>fire huge death laser from cool helmet, disintegrating centaur for his insolence

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

Tell the centaur he sounds a little hoarse, then take his bow while he is on the floor laughing at this hilarious joke.

Greenllama
Jun 10, 2013

I am a green llama capable of posting on SA forums. Please adopt me.

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
>Use whip on shining, golden bow.

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Hang off of some vines on the golem's back, using him as a shield. Have him do a flying tackle on the centaur.

somecallmetim
Mar 30, 2004

>Ask how much for the women.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


>Use vines to catch arrows, then pull off your best 'Neo staring at stopped bullets at the end of the original Matrix' impression

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Set the cages on fire, creating a smoke screen so the centaur can't hit you. Let the golem bull rush the centaur.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Order the golem to trample the horsey bastard, while also folding up a big flap of its' skin to protect yourself from the arrows.

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

Greenllama posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

Mr Kitty
Oct 17, 2009

Well, not everyone can be like Snoop D-O-Double-G.
Grab a chunk of rotted flesh and innards from your golem to use as an expertly crafted shield while you make your next decision.

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

Erakko posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

Changin' my vote to dis

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Greenllama posted:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




quote:

Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Don't use the whip. It's imperative that he went to the bar to get the whip for no reason.

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