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Writer Cath posted:Relax baby, a little fire never hurt anyone. Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want!
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The fire burned through the night, costing him the use of his pants.
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Feb 17, 2014 03:52
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When the fire starts to burn There's a lesson you must learn Something, something, then you'll see You'll avoid catastrophe! 
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Feb 17, 2014 04:04
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Jerusalem posted:The fire burned through the night, costing him the use of his pants. This is not happening! This is not happening!
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Feb 17, 2014 04:07
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Jerusalem posted:The fire burned through the night, costing him the use of his pants. It needs constant reassurance of it will die, it's sexually attracted to fire....
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Feb 17, 2014 04:09
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TMMadman posted:It needs constant reassurance of it will die, it's sexually attracted to fire.... Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?
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Feb 17, 2014 04:29
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MondayHotDog posted:Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead? I can't take HIS money. I can't print my OWN money. I have to WORK for money. Why don't I just lay down and die? 
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Feb 17, 2014 06:10
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I can't take HIS money. I can't print my OWN money. I have to WORK for money. Why don't I just lay down and die? I hate to rain on your parade, but this is my grave!
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Feb 17, 2014 06:16
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Jackie D posted:I hate to rain on your parade, but this is my grave! Get out of my son's grave you awful, awful man!
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Feb 17, 2014 06:33
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^^^^^ Quiet you awful man! Jackie D posted:I hate to rain on your parade, but this is my grave! John Smith 1882?
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I can't take HIS money. I can't print my OWN money. I have to WORK for money. Why don't I just lay down and die? Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel! Well excuuuuse meeee if I'm cruel!
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Feb 17, 2014 06:35
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CatchrNdRy posted:Quiet you awful man! The City Elders posted:Cluck cluck, what is to be done with this... Jerusalem?
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Feb 17, 2014 06:37
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Jackie D posted:I hate to rain on your parade, but this is my grave! Dig Your Own Grave and Save! 
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Feb 17, 2014 08:06
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dig Your Own Grave and Save! Drink Mix, you're the kind of guy I could really dig . . . a grave for!
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Feb 17, 2014 08:20
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MondayHotDog posted:When the fire starts to burn Well the real people won't uh, won't burn quite so fast.
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Feb 17, 2014 08:21
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Daktar posted:Well the real people won't uh, won't burn quite so fast. 
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Feb 17, 2014 08:28
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Tokelau All Star posted:Drink Mix, you're the kind of guy I could really dig . . . a grave for! Let's just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Whoops. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
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Feb 17, 2014 08:34
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:That's not a dummy... Gabbo is coming!
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Feb 17, 2014 13:43
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Daktar posted:Gabbo is coming! Look CharlieFoxtrot, Garbo is coming!
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Feb 17, 2014 16:06
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I'm sure you had nothing to do with this...you scavenger of human misery
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Captain Foxy posted:I'm sure you had nothing to do with this...you scavenger of human misery Hey, keep your hands off my china hutch!
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Feb 17, 2014 18:40
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To George and Abe and all the rest, here's a special song just for you. Radio: '60s Pop Song
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Feb 17, 2014 18:54
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Hey, they're playin the elephant song!
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Feb 17, 2014 18:59
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I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.
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Feb 17, 2014 20:14
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Daktar posted:I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.  I am the God, Ganesh! This thread angers me. It will break up or all will die!
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Feb 17, 2014 20:21
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Please do not offer my god a peanut.
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Feb 17, 2014 20:39
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Daktar posted:Please do not offer my god a peanut. Explain how.
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Feb 17, 2014 20:59
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jscolon2.0 posted:Explain how. Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?
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Feb 17, 2014 21:04
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Writer Cath posted:Relax baby, a little fire never hurt anyone. IMJack posted:Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God? Behold, I am King Talky Tiki!
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Feb 17, 2014 21:06
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IMJack posted:Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God? But not you O Holiest of Gods with the wrathfulness, and the blood rain, and the "Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me." 
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Feb 17, 2014 21:27
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jscolon2.0 posted:But not you O Holiest of Gods with the wrathfulness, and the blood rain, and the "Hey, hey, hey, it hurts me." jscolon2.0, that's not God! That's just a waffle that Daktar tossed up there.
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AKA Driver posted:Let's just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Well, time to go to work. Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour. Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan. Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant. Then to the Duff Brewery. Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it? I've gotta think of a lie, fast!
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Feb 17, 2014 21:45
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MondayHotDog posted:Well, time to go to work.  Yeah the Legend of the Dog Faced Woman.
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Feb 17, 2014 22:08
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MondayHotDog posted:I've gotta think of a lie, fast! Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.
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Feb 17, 2014 22:55
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:jscolon2.0, that's not God! That's just a waffle that Daktar tossed up there. You can't post that! Quotes can only be portioned out by the cosmos!
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Feb 17, 2014 23:28
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The Dark One posted:You can't post that! Quotes can only be portioned out by the cosmos! Like, y'know, whatever?
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Feb 17, 2014 23:37
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Striking Yak posted:Like, y'know, whatever? You're playing in grease? Yarg!
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Man Alive! posted:You're playing in grease? Yarg! Oh, don't be such a Phoebe.
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Oh MondayHotDog, you are the living end.
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Man Alive! posted:You're playing in grease? Yarg! I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.
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