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actually hold on we never checked in the hut at the very start let's go back and do that, and grab some beer on the way
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>free bob but leave wife
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Ask the old man for advice while masturbating and gazing into his eyes.
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Call up some sweet-rear end drone strikes
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> Ask the Old Man if he knows how to get to your Throne of Skulls in Ohio
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> rearrange pentagram sand into a red penis with candle fire balls pointed at the cage cells. Proceed to jack off while the slaves watch you. Once you cum tell them they have now been granted their freedom, and fuse them into the golem
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>Say "Excuse me! I was going to gently caress that centaur thing!" >Sulk for a bit and release the slaves from their cages.
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>Shout "WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?!"
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Shout "WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?!"  On second thought, I think that was about Kenyan Anti-Colonialism rather than Devil Worship.
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we were obama the whole time?? best video game twist of the decade >check white house phone
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walking posted:>free bob but leave wife
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>Use Microsoft's zoom tool to get a better look at the female slave's sweet rack.
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Dauntasa posted:actually hold on we never checked in the hut at the very start Malinois fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Feb 18, 2014 |
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>collect ashes in a jar to remember this moment. Tell story sentimental story to old man about your travels and wilderness conservation or some poo poo
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Dauntasa posted:actually hold on we never checked in the hut at the very start
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>use staff to grow some shrooms, just in case we have to fight Fuckin' Beelz.
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>Hi Bob!
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>Introduce yourself to the captives by relieving yourself upon them
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almightyerin posted:Piss on the pentagram. Take the bow. Go east. Piss on the pentagram. Take the bow. Take a bow. Go east.
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> go back to the statue of balsac the jaws of death that is jizzing lava. Animate it with your staff.
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Automatic Slim posted:Piss on the pentagram. Take the bow. Take a bow. Go east.
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walking posted:>free bob but leave wife, arm bob with bow, go east poverty goat fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Feb 18, 2014 |
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The Droid posted:>Introduce yourself to the captives by relieving yourself upon them
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The Droid posted:>Introduce yourself to the captives by relieving yourself upon them
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>Load staff into bow, fire at one captive
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Take bow, use vines to latch the still-living prisoners to our golem as a new arm.
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Momplestiltskin posted:Take bow, use vines to latch the still-living prisoners to our golem as a new arm.
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why are we masturbating on everything. by the end of this game obama is going to have a shriveled up sack and we'll be in a big puddle of cum.
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^^^^^ edit: I feel like that's a metaphor of a Republican talking point. Automatic Slim posted:Piss on the pentagram. Take the bow. Take a bow. Go east.
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Go get that beer.
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can the golem masturbate? it's got a bunch of dicks i assume
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>Free the slaves, and order them to mount up the golem. Make to head off to the east, then go "Oh poo poo, forgot my beer!", and run the golem back to the bar. It's time to gently caress up Johnny, dammit. Also I cracked up like mad at the reveal, Atma, bravo
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Say. "Hi, Bob"
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Say. "Hi, Bob"
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Dauntasa posted:actually hold on we never checked in the hut at the very start Take everything that isn't nailed down, then take the nails, then repeat. 
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Regalingualius posted:>Free the slaves, and order them to mount up the golem. Make to head off to the east, then go "Oh poo poo, forgot my beer!", and run the golem back to the bar. It's time to gently caress up Johnny, dammit.
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