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>kill the prisoners and gently caress this rail roading bullshit
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This story's a little hosed up tbh
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Feb 18, 2014 21:19
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NecroMonster posted:>kill the prisoners and gently caress this rail roading bullshit i'm still super mad we didn't go back to get that beer
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Feb 18, 2014 21:21
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JGBeagle posted:>Jerk off onto the ashes.
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Feb 18, 2014 21:23
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>have the golem put the cages side by side, so the people can reach each other, and tell them that whichever one kills the other will be freed
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Feb 18, 2014 21:31
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>take your clothes off, free the man and go stand with him near the cliff, so there are four balls at the edge of a cliff
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Feb 18, 2014 21:32
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 21:37
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>stuff the centaur mans ashes up your rear end and then piss in the dirt and mix the piss and dirt into a thick mud and then seal your butt closed with the piss mud
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Feb 18, 2014 21:38
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 21:50
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 21:57
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:09
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Fred Dawes posted:some commands for obama Also we need to inform the angels they will henceforth be known as Bob and Bob's Wife.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:09
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Get Bob's wife to seduce Johnny Five Aces and then friendzone him. Then lord it over him and be all like "Now you work for me" and laugh evilly. He will be forced to submit, because he's a gentleman and maybe he'll get a hug out of it from Bob's wife. At the very least he can always smell her hair when she's not looking.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:18
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:23
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Get the loving beer.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:24
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almightyerin posted:Free the blond one but when you get to the other one make like you're going to free him then spin around real quick and press your rear end into that square section of cage and take a big old spray poo poo on him. Take the bow and head east with your entourage.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:28
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:35
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:52
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 22:54
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i brought sauce posted:Get Bob's wife to seduce Johnny Five Aces and then friendzone him. Then lord it over him and be all like "Now you work for me" and laugh evilly. He will be forced to submit, because he's a gentleman and maybe he'll get a hug out of it from Bob's wife. At the very least he can always smell her hair when she's not looking.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:09
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SquadronROE posted:>Say "You must help me make the golem larger, give me your excrement." and poop to make the golem larger and more formidable.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:18
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:19
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Get the loving beer. Yea the Centaur can't kill us with his stupid arrows now so let's go get that beer from the bar guys
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Feb 18, 2014 23:21
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SquadronROE posted:>Say "You must help me make the golem larger, give me your excrement." and poop to make the golem larger and more formidable.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:29
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West is the new east
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Feb 18, 2014 23:31
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Get the loving beer.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:36
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malder posted:Release the prisoners and command them to join you. Give Bob the bow, his wife the wip. Attach wings to golem. Continue west. I'd be fine with east too, I'm mainly advocating the rest of it
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Feb 18, 2014 23:36
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Do that stuff, then go west.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:39
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> Say "My fellow Americans, make no mistake. Change isn't easy. It won't happen overnight. There will be setbacks and false starts. But together, we can defeat this Deceiver. Now, let me be clear: in order to win back America, we're all going to have to take it in the rear end from this giant flesh golem. But that's what binds us together as Americans: our willingness to put aside our own selfish agendas and bend over and take it up the dumper from a 9-foot-tall putrescent wad of decaying flesh with a 37-inch long gangrenous, acid dripping meat missile. Thank you, and may God Bless America."
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Feb 18, 2014 23:41
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Hellsau posted:>Switch characters to Michelle.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:42
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> go back to the bar to finish Johnny 5aces once and for all.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:48
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  Quidam Viator posted:> Say "My fellow Americans, make no mistake. Change isn't easy. It won't happen overnight. There will be setbacks and false starts. But together, we can defeat this Deceiver. Now, let me be clear: in order to win back America, we're all going to have to take it in the rear end from this giant flesh golem. But that's what binds us together as Americans: our willingness to put aside our own selfish agendas and bend over and take it up the dumper from a 9-foot-tall putrescent wad of decaying flesh with a 37-inch long gangrenous, acid dripping meat missile. Thank you, and may God Bless America."
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rearm the golem
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Feb 19, 2014 00:06
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>fuckin take a dump and jack off
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Feb 19, 2014 00:06
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Poop little turds periodically on your way back to the bar to give your minions a trail to follow. Edit: Or, alternately, just poo poo a long trail of diarrhea.
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Feb 19, 2014 00:07
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>Give minions a lift, have the limbs of the golem's corpses embrace them if necessary
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Feb 19, 2014 00:09
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almightyerin posted:Poop little turds periodically on your way back to the bar to give your minions a trail to follow.
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Feb 19, 2014 00:09
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Fly back to the bar, then order your golem to divebomb it. Claim that loving beer, then (if he's still alive after the divebomb) kill Johnny with the golem.
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Feb 19, 2014 00:13
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almightyerin posted:Poop little turds periodically on your way back to the bar to give your minions a trail to follow.
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>Acquire replacement golem arm, with which to carry minions east
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