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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>check on minions, have them mount the golem

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> go back and enter the hut

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Bregor posted:

> go back and enter the hut

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> reshape the golem into a chariot, make the old man pull it until he finds some helpful advice

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

The Droid posted:

>check on minions, have them mount the golem

>check on minions, have the golem mount them

Soulhunter
Dec 2, 2005

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Also, this thing got started with us trying to find food for our peeps.

> Use staff to enact wheat growing montage

TheHordor
Jul 3, 2011

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Accretionist posted:

> Use staff to enact weed growing montage

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

>officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied

but use the staff to make the weed grow rapidly

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

jgrrr posted:

but use the staff to make the weed grow rapidly

And bigger. Like the dandelion in Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

Then run into the bar and start singing Ninja Rap while the golem breakdances.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Get high as gently caress.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich

7thBatallion posted:

Get high as gently caress.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

>Proceed East, use the corpses at the bottom of that mountain to reassemble a golem arm and then get the golem to grab Bob and Wife and hover east.

Nation of Thizzlam
Sep 9, 2010

Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

7thBatallion posted:

Get high as gently caress.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

>switch characters to Joe Biden.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Take one of those ribcages laying on the ground and make a bowl out of it, get high as gently caress, and go exploring. Take plenty of weed for later.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




7thBatallion posted:

Get high as gently caress.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
hit Ctrl+C and enter 'christisoursavior' to activate god mode

Mach5 fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 19, 2014

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> go west one screen, create opium field

TheHordor
Jul 3, 2011

7thBatallion posted:

Get high as gently caress.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Go get Bob and Wife and rebuild the Choom Gang.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

7thBatallion posted:

Get high as gently caress.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

VelociBacon posted:

>Proceed East, use the corpses at the bottom of that mountain to reassemble a golem arm and then get the golem to grab Bob and Wife and hover east.

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



grow some opium poppys and develop an addiction, this will prepare you for the mystical east

gucci bane fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 19, 2014

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Use the staff to form a second golem made totally of sweet bud to carry your minions

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


edit:
>Correct terrible spelling of old man, force him to ride "shotgun" inside of golem's anus as punishment.

Atma fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Feb 19, 2014

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

>Force the old man to get mega high.

TheReverend fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Feb 19, 2014

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>switch characters to "diamond" joe biden and then; >sense that there has been a great disturbance in the weed force.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Make a winged weed golem for use by your minions. Weed's lighter than corpses so this should work fine.

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



switch characters to OP, post pictures of yourself in thread

Nation of Thizzlam
Sep 9, 2010

Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

Accretionist posted:

Make a winged weed golem for use by your minions. Weed's lighter than corpses so this should work fine.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Accretionist posted:

Make a winged weed golem for use by your minions. Weed's lighter than corpses so this should work fine.

And smoke the fucker once it's usefulness is at an end.

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THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>"Hey Corey and Trevor, get the gently caress over here and help me harvest the weed"

Whack the Old Man upside the head with your staff if he doesn't play along

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