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tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

>legalize weed for this forsaken land

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:07

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 10:26

Blackdog420: Sep 10, 2009; born to roam

use staff to reforge a magical mega marijuana arm for the flesh golem, then get high once more

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:18

Fellis: Feb 14, 2012; Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Stoat posted:

>legalize weed for this forsaken land

Colorado already leagalized

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:25

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

> kill yourself because you smoked a weed and are now a worthless idiot poo poo fucker. before dying, reflect on how greatly you have disappointed your parents.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:27

Tea Party Crasher: Sep 3, 2012

>shove weed into the flesh golem, light it, and fly west while cropdusting everyone with the wacky tabbacy.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:27

ozza: Oct 23, 2008

>Correct terrible spelling of old man, force him to ride "shotgun" inside of golem's anus as punishment.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:28

Chronojam: Feb 20, 2006; This is me on vacation in Amsterdam
Never be afraid of being yourself!

>Bring some extra for our growing Choom Gang army (Bob & Wife) and head east

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:35

Synonymous: May 24, 2011; That was a nice distraction.

>Fly back, get bob and wife, bring to weed, blaze it

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:35

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

Weed is boring. Grow coca plants and do a lot of cocaine, then ask the old man what the gently caress he suggests we do so we can stop his bitching.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:42

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Atma posted:

I'm sorry, but we said go west as far as possible. We've recovered by smoking up, but we gotta keep going west.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:47

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Chard posted:

> kill yourself because you smoked a weed and are now a worthless idiot poo poo fucker. before dying, reflect on how greatly you have disappointed your parents.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:42

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

Chronojam posted:

>Bring some extra for our growing Choom Gang army (Bob & Wife) and head east

# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:45

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Chronojam posted:

>Bring some extra for our growing Choom Gang army (Bob & Wife) and head east

# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:51

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

>Create a winged weed golem even larger and more impressive than the corpse golem, and head east.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:54

Zapdos: Nov 13, 2010

>Hotbox old man inside flesh golem

# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:58

THE FUCKING MOON: Jan 19, 2008

>Use the staff to summon a Weed Elemental

# ? Feb 19, 2014 07:59

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Clearly we need to >raise a whole army of weedmen, for as they are immolated by the Deceiver they shall serve their true purpose to get everyone in the vicinity high as gently caress

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:18

Fastball LIVE in concert: Jul 10, 2010

THE loving MOON posted:

>"Hey Corey and Trevor, get the gently caress over here and help me harvest the weed"

Whack the Old Man upside the head with your staff if he doesn't play along

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:23

Grey Skies: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

> SMOKE ALL THE WEED

> GET THE OLD MAN TO SMOKE THE WEED

> MAKE A GOLEM OUT OF WEED AND THEN SMOKE THAT AND MAKE ANOTHER GOLEM

> GET EVERYONE TO SMOKE ALL THE loving WEED

> gently caress!!!

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:23

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

>Construct small group of weed golems
>return to bar
>set them ablaze
>send them into bar
>bar it from the outside

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:24

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Hellsau posted:

I'm sorry, but we said go west as far as possible. We've recovered by smoking up, but we gotta keep going west.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:38

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Chronojam posted:

>Bring some extra for our growing Choom Gang army (Bob & Wife) and head east

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:44

spronk: Feb 5, 2011; Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

go to bar to announce 2016 Wasteland President Obama/Deceiver campaign, promise free weed for everyone. summon and kill Nancy Grace as first sacrifice to Deceiver.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 08:49

ihopeirememberthis: Sep 8, 2011

Hellsau posted:

I'm sorry, but we said go west as far as possible. We've recovered by smoking up, but we gotta keep going west.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 09:20

Barack HUSSEIN: Mar 20, 2003; Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music

Accretionist posted:

Make a winged weed golem for use by your minions. Weed's lighter than corpses so this should work fine.
> Name weed golem Weedlord Bonerhitler

# ? Feb 19, 2014 09:40

The Fattest PI: Mar 4, 2008

Make a flamethrower out of weed, except instead of shooting flames, it shoots burning weed so you can get people high with your weedgun.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 11:11

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

GET HIGH AS gently caress

# ? Feb 19, 2014 11:45

GROVER CURES HOUSE: Aug 26, 2007; Go on...

Barack HUSSEIN posted:

boehnerhitler, get /w the times old man

# ? Feb 19, 2014 11:51

Slurin: Jul 17, 2008; I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

>rename the old man to Joe Biden

# ? Feb 19, 2014 11:54

Vitamins: May 1, 2012

>make huge blunt with weed and give it to johnny five aces

# ? Feb 19, 2014 12:10

Phearson: Aug 15, 2006; Have you seen my pants?

Hellsau posted:

I'm sorry, but we said go west as far as possible. We've recovered by smoking up, but we gotta keep going west.

We'll be able to sneak up on whoever is expecting us to come from the west by ultimately reaching them from the east!

# ? Feb 19, 2014 12:16

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

>demand a handbeezy from the old man
>make him collect a shitload of weed
>fill flesh golem's rear end with weed smoke
>fly back to bar
>make vines grow to envelop every opening in the bar except one
>make the golem puff out the smoke in the bar

# ? Feb 19, 2014 13:02

tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Chard posted:

> kill yourself because you smoked a weed and are now a worthless idiot poo poo fucker. before dying, reflect on how greatly you have disappointed your parents.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 14:32

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

loving hell,

> go to the bar and get some beer

# ? Feb 19, 2014 14:39

almightyerin: Apr 16, 2007; The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Now take the staff and grow some peyote. Rip off the old man's robe and turn it into a giant sack to hold all your delicious drugs. Force the now naked old man to eat peyote before heading back to the bar.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 14:39

malder: Feb 7, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Take all the weed and go back to Bob and wife.Make Bob smoke all the weed. Continue east.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 14:44

InfinEight: Apr 25, 2007; What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT

>Store some weed in your flesh sack. Retrieve Bob and Wife, then return to the bar and get Johnny high as gently caress. Have Wife seduce him so he'll accompany you on your journey. Head East.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 14:55