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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

It's also pretty assholish of him to talk about his kids like they're not even there. While looking at one of them.

But that's why we love Dustin.

Wait, we love Dustin now? Since when? Because I sure as hell don't.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Midnight Moth posted:

Wait, we love Dustin now? Since when? Because I sure as hell don't.

Love's the thing where you think about something a lot and feel frustrated about it, right? Where you're really passionate about a thing and have the urge to scream and go into a fetal position when you see it?

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Grilox posted:

This is a good point. If the reference was actually good, he would have. The kids googling Don Adams is just as likely to make them confused as to why Inspector Gadget's shoe was a smartphone.

The two Don Adams-voiced cartoons I grew up with as a kid were Inspector Gadget and Tennessee Tuxedo (a 1960s educational cartoon about a penguin doing human things). Now I'm imagining Tennessee talking to a shoe phone.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Momma

But how did her son get her laundry? Momma wonders.

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Grilox posted:

If the reference was actually good, he would have.

Missed this point before, but the reason he didn't is because the reference was only there to hide the pun. Smart's phone, geddit?
:redandrover:

Ghostlight posted:

The problem with that is that Don Adams was just an actor using a prop.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Midnight Moth posted:

Wait, we love Dustin now? Since when?

Love comes in many sizes. :chord:

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Blhue posted:

We said that about Clown 9 too.
:effort:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane strings together a theory in today's Jane's World



Non Sequitur



:ughh: C'mon Wiley.

Heavenly Nostrils



Just when you thought you had hit max conceited-ness... :)

Kliban

I'm just gonna timg what appears to be a slight nip-slip... That is a nasty looking dress too, Sis.



:psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 2/19/2003



Actually not bad, Brooke. Not funny, but not bad.

Zits



I remember when liking the Sex Pistols was considered horrible, and self destructive. I turned out ok. :v:

Kevin & Kell



So just stand behind them in the middle. :wtf:'s the problem?

Nemi



:stonk:

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Yeah, you guys are right I don't know what fetish means, that's why I point out stuff like the lovingly rendered nipple on the bikini-babes in the comic that not two weeks ago featured a woman in a skin-tight jumpsuit with ludicrous anatomy. Gee ya got me there. :jerkbag:

Anyway.
Cul-de-sac's food is livid orange, but not the color found in nature.


The Creeps also has lovingly rendered nipples.


And no pants. Welp, that sorta ruins my argument, doesn't it?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

The Creeps also has lovingly rendered nipples.


And no pants. Welp, that sorta ruins my argument, doesn't it?

God I love this strip.. I laughed my rear end off at that! :v:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Marmaduke circa 1968


Mike du Jour

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Jane strings together a theory in today's Jane's World




I'm starting to think that Paige is just as confused about this strip as I am.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (December 1, 1926)



Peanuts, in which Chuck wheels out the big artillery. (February 22, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Demoted at best, fired at worst, and she seems a little bit bored by the whole thing. If this is going to be an ageism/sexism story, it'd work better if "middle-age" wasn't drawn as "sleepy".

Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo (February 22, 1956)



Oh come on, you'd be marrying Pogo, not JFK.

Out Our Way (June 23-24, 1924)



EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Feb 19, 2014

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

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EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



Demoted at best, fired at worst, and she seems a little bit bored by the whole thing.


I know this is just a dumb comic, but would anyone in a management position be so stupid as to open themselves up for an age discrimination lawsuit by saying that? Just lie. "New talent" "A fresh face" "The network wants a more diverse team" anything but, "You are too old".

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Time for Catch-Up Comix featuring Ballard Street!






The weather patterns of Ballard Street continue to confound me.

Pooch Café


Wait, are they indoors now? If they have a big indoor space like this, why the hell are they living in tents and abandoned railcars?

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

The Adventures of Little My ( And Moomin )

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

I'm not going to lie, I haven't actually read Phantom in like two weeks.

Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Next, The Phantom is gonna tell us about this time he totally owned this guy in a movie theater and everybody else started clapping, and then they totally started riffing on the movie MST3k-style.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

DoubleDonut posted:

Next, The Phantom is gonna tell us about this time he totally owned this guy in a movie theater and everybody else started clapping, and then they totally started riffing on the movie MST3k-style.

drat, the Phantom is cool. I'm definitely going to donate money to his hot-dog kick-starter now.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


That dude in the first panel totally looks like a fat Chester "Chet" B. Kelley from the old Emergency! TV series. I can't unsee it now. He's the dude in the middle.

Pentaro
May 5, 2013



Jackel Rod's Gyo

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

scarycave posted:

drat, the Phantom is cool. I'm definitely going to donate money to his hot-dog kick-starter now.

I'm holding out for his chipotle burrito experiment.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

EasyEW posted:

Skippy (December 1, 1926)



Order for 2014!

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Pentaro posted:

Jackel Rod's Gyo


Very nice At first I thought it might be a "Thing" reference but then I saw the bubble.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Pentaro posted:

Jackel Rod's Gyo


Thank you for this magic. :allears:

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori


Fok_It


Thin sour crisps are called hapankorppu, and raejuusto isn't technically cottage cheese, just very similar.

Oh right, also this:

tiistai fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Feb 19, 2014

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Pentaro posted:

Jackel Rod's Gyo


Holy poo poo this rules, I was like "where do I know that fishbugthing from..." and then saw the title/signature. Very nice.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

tiistai posted:

Fok_It


Thin sour crisps are called hapankorppu, and raejuusto isn't technically cottage cheese, just very similar.

This is apparently a thing. gently caress it, I'm buying some cottage cheese the next time I head out.

Six Chix


The suicide rate among therapists is actually really high.

Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


You shut the gently caress up.

Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson
http://i.imgur.com/utKksCz.jpg

Linked because it has a butt in it.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Something about Grandpa looks different today, I can't quite put my finger on it.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Diets: Almost as funny as golf!


:sigh:

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Flo And Friends is another strip about getting old.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

RandomFerret posted:

Pooch Café


Wait, are they indoors now? If they have a big indoor space like this, why the hell are they living in tents and abandoned railcars?

That space looks to be about boxcar-sized, so probably just a different railcar.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


The lighter side of ALZ!

:smith:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy


You shut the gently caress up.

Guy Gilchrist apparently unaware you can just "skip" info options. Also probably has never tried setting up his Facebook except for one of his dogs, and then he got very confused.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Wanamingo posted:

This is apparently a thing. gently caress it, I'm buying some cottage cheese the next time I head out.

This sounds really close to a chip dip we've made occasionally, so I can see the attraction. The dip I make is basically just cream cheese, thinned with a little milk, plus chopped onions. Really good, but major fat.

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson
http://i.imgur.com/utKksCz.jpg

Linked because it has a butt in it.

I still wish I knew what the gently caress was going on here. Also, *cough* bladerunnerripoff *cough* :v:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I still wish I knew what the gently caress was going on here. Also, *cough* bladerunnerripoff *cough* :v:

I started it from the beginning, so I'm as lost as you are. I went to skim ahead to see if the plot is going anywhere, but I stopped two comics past where we are because holy poo poo I can't stop laughing.

Nobody look it up, I don't want to spoil the surprise.

Smets
Nov 4, 2009

Darthemed posted:

Flo And Friends is another strip about getting old.


If neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smets posted:

If neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

Alzheimer's.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Roland Jones posted:

Alzheimer's.

Yeah, but if neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

GorfZaplen posted:

Heathcliff


This needs to be blown up and hung in the MoMA.

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Yeah, but if neither party has the other's number, how did this phone call happen in the first place?

Alzheimer's.

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