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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

SquadronROE posted:

>Create a weed golem

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almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
You know what. I'm gonna change mine to create a weed golem as well. However I still think we should grow some peyote and make the old man eat it.

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

SquadronROE posted:

>Create a weed golem

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Chronojam posted:

>Bring some extra for our growing Choom Gang army (Bob & Wife) and head east

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
>Get Johnny high
>Ask him how time works

epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013
Cover the bar with weed!!!! Then burn it down!!!!!

Fred Dawes
May 10, 2009

>go east

epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013

epiphanylol posted:

Cover the bar with weed!!!! Then burn it down!!!!!

This will make Johnny high as gently caress then we can kill him

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

SquadronROE posted:

>Create a weed golem

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

SquadronROE posted:

>Create a weed golem

Quornes
Jun 23, 2011
Create composite half weed, half human corpses golem

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Zapdos
Nov 13, 2010

>Jump on the weed golem, light it on fire and breathe deeply while riding it back to the bar for that beer

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Zapdos posted:

>Jump on the weed golem, light it on fire and breathe deeply while riding it back to the bar for that beer

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Set the weed golem on fire, and have it and the flesh one break into the bar.

spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004
>spend hours getting the weed golem to tell a joke. see if it is funnier than the corpse golem.

InfinEight
Apr 25, 2007

What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT
>make weed and flesh golem copulate while you masturbate

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

InfinEight posted:

>make weed and flesh golem copulate while you masturbate

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

InfinEight posted:

>make weed and flesh golem copulate while you masturbate

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



SquadronROE posted:

>Create a weed golem

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Make the weed golum gently caress the flesh golum to produce a weed-flesh golum offspring.
>Head east with your badass crew.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
>delete save file, kill self

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>>>>>>>MAKE WEED-FLESH GOLUM OFFSPRING DAMMIT!

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
>wait until they make the weedflesh golem baby. refuse to leave until they do.

InfinEight
Apr 25, 2007

What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT
Probably should have started with some cunnilingus.

>Give a rousing speach about how everyone must pull together in these trying times, and how important it is to work together. Then, with the golems still copulating, return to Bob and Wife and declare yourselves the Fellowship of the Weed and head east.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Man let's go get that beer.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

smilingfish posted:

>delete save file, kill self

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
>Go west.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




> go south until we find tropical beaches and naked ladies

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

> Check out the hut.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES
SAVE, PUT WEED in inventory, GO west

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory


Let's get this poo poo on track.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Funkysauce posted:

> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory


Let's get this poo poo on track.

Mr. Bonky
Jan 28, 2001
>this is boring. create a zombie pot baby from the best parts of these horrific creations using the staff

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



headback to the bar, block door, light weed golem on fire and have it exhale in through a window and hotbox everyone inside

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

Funkysauce posted:

> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory


Let's get this poo poo on track.

Toadsniff
Apr 10, 2006

Fire Down Below: Crab Company 2
>Give up the quest and raise a family with the old man as your wife and the Golems as your sex slaves.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




>move north whilst smoking the weed golem's thumb

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Dauntasa posted:

headback to the bar, block door, light weed golem on fire and have it exhale in through a window and hotbox everyone inside

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